2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast

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What's 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast about?

Ever wonder what two Lesbians talk about when they get together? Well...wonder no more. The 2 Homos Lesbian podcast is the show with two Lesbians sitting around talking about whatever crosses our minds. We're not always politically correct, and no topic is off limits. Come spend some time and get intimate with us. We're open-minded, we speak our minds...and sometimes, for better or worse, there's no "edit" button. Enjoy the random observations of the 2 Homos Lesbian Podcast.

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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast episodes:

03.01.2018
652 Becoming Mommy
The metamorphasis is complete. It took five long years. You started out as a card-carrying, black jeans wearing, country dancing Lesbian...and now you have become a baby bag carrying, play date organizing, suburban mini-van driving, Mommy. Almost...
05.22.2016
651 Organ Donor
Donating your organs after you die can be one of the last altruistic you perform as a human being. Since you won't be using it anyway, why not leave your penis to some person that really needs it and can...
05.15.2016
650 Aloha!
Fat pigs roasting in the sand...the sound of fat sizzling and cooking on the beach...the scent of coconut (suntan lotion) wafting through the air...Hawaiian shirts that looked good when you bought them, but that you'll never wear again... Is it...
04.27.2016
649 Sour Cream
Some foods give you a clue that they are not good to eat. Sour Cream tells you exactly what you're getting when you look at the name. How can that be good? Now, Homo Milk, on the other hand....how can...
04.24.2016
648 Soft Spot
Not every Lesbian conforms to the usual stereotypes. Some Lesbians don't actually play softball, they don't watch football and they're not turned on by other Lesbians with sports injuries. Instead, they carry the gene for hoarding animals they find on...
04.20.2016
647 Pissed Off Again
Here we go again. A small, but vocal minority pushes to repeal the hard-won rights that LGBT people have recently gained in the South. If this keeps up, it's going to be a very long, very hot summer with Roxanne...
04.17.2016
646 Sticktoitiveness
Yes, it's true. The world really is conspiring against you to thwart all your efforts to get simple things done. Roadblocks are being intentionally put in your path to try and deter you from your mission. Now that you know...
04.13.2016
645 Frequent Flareups
It happens at the most inconvenient time. It's never when you expect it. It hangs around endlessly and it takes longer to leave than you planned for. There's never a good way to get rid of it and it never...
04.10.2016
644 Dirty Filthy People
In the event of a global nuclear war the only surviving life will be cockroaches and rats. Of course, there's no need to wait until Armageddon strikes. Rats and roaches are living in every house in America. They're sleeping right...
03.30.2016
643 Heavy Rains and Mudslides
This week's forecast includes heavy rains and a high chance of flooding. Expect huge mudslides and big messes to clean up. Your best chance of success this week relies on lots of blue tarps, large trash bags, gallons of cleaning...
03.26.2016
642 Super R.B.F.
It takes 10 muscles to smile and 6 muscles to frown. Either way sounds like a lot of work. Why not just go with Resting Bitch Face. That takes no muscles at all and is simply the look on some...
03.23.2016
641 Happily Ever After
Once upon a time there was a little massage parlor close the edge of town, all the way at the end of an isolated strip mall. All the boys and girls who went there there had a magical experience and...
03.20.2016
640 Contemplative
Throwing kids birthday parties should be an Olympic sport. You need some form of super talent to come up with the party of the year that every Mom will be talking about and trying to beat. This year, just rent...
03.09.2016
639 For Sale
The grass is always greener across the street, or at least at the porn house that sells for more money than the house you just sold. The extra sheen that glistened on the walls and the unusually crunchy carpeting apparently...
03.06.2016
638 Peel It Off
Mixing is up a bit and trying new things can help keep a relationship interesting. If you're going to bring latex body paint home from the store, however, make sure you do a little trim before you put it on....
02.17.2016
637 Pissing Match
It doesn't have to be Halloween for you to be the scary dyke in the neighborhood. All you need is your big stupid dog, a pair of jeans, some old sneakers and a sweatshirt. The straight ladies will be calling...
02.14.2016
636 Vagick Wand
Haven't had any in a while and getting tired of doing it by yourself? Now all you have to do is to see the gynecologist and get a mammogram in the same week. That's enough penetration for entire month. Done.
12.16.2015
635 Jingle Bells
Any mom can be a den mother for a troop of cub scouts. All it takes is a blue, button down shirt and a yellow bandana around your neck. It takes a special kind of mom to take her little...
12.12.2015
634 Contagious
It's not that Lesbians don't like straight people, and it's not like we don't want to hang out with them. It's just hard to get it out of your head that heterosexuality might be contagious.
12.02.2015
633 Bird Bath
Family-friendly used to mean that Homos were welcome. Now it means you can bring your 3-year old son and let him run around the restaurant to his heart's content and nobody will bat an eye. It also means that the...
11.28.2015
632 Fire in the Hole
It's perfectly normal to cook while naked. There are just two rules you have to remember. Never reach down to scratch your butt, and always wear an apron. You really don't want that bush to catch fire and burn down...
11.22.2015
631 Snack Attack
The good people of Yelp are delighted to let you know that your local dog park is a feces encrusted mudhole with rancid people that will unceremoniously allow their dogs to mount your pure and innocent little princess. Sounds like...
11.18.2015
630 Love You More
It's the law of the land now -- Gay people can get married anywhere in the United States, and we have all the rights that go along with it. Just don't take your honeymoon in Hawaii or you might spend...
11.15.2015
629 What's For Dinner
It used to be that a dick pic was something you'd see on the wall of a public restroom. Someone would artfully depict a cartoon of a penis using a black magic marker. We would either be horrified or chuckle...
11.11.2015
628 Choose More Carefully
Rescue centers that adopt pets usually go through a lot of effort to ensure that the pets they adopt out are a good match for the new owners. They check the pet's temperament against the new home, they check to...
11.08.2015
627 A Haunting
We spend a lot of time inspecting a new house before buying it. People come in to look at the foundation, the plumbing, the electrical, and everything else that might go wrong. What we don't usually check is to see...
11.04.2015
626 Vagical Mystery Tour
The "sex" talk used to be easy when it was just the birds and the bees. Now you have to cover not only the birds and the bees, but the birds and the birds, the bees and the bees, the...
11.01.2015
625 Ignorance Can Be Cured
It doesn't take much to set some people off. One Facebook message is all it can take to get someone going on a rant. Listen to Roxanne deconstruct the passage of Gay Marriage back in June.
10.28.2015
624 Feeling Creepy
Some of us enjoy holding on to the memory of our first real crushes. We can remember vividly those warm wonderful feelings and delightful fantasies. When we think about those wonderful memories, we don't think about our old crushes the...
10.24.2015
623 Dead or Alive
Sometimes you can go months or even years without thinking about someone, and then one day out of the blue it hits you...are they dead or alive? Sometimes maybe you're just better off not knowing. The mystery of not knowing...
02.11.2015
622 Park Bench
The myth of Santa Claus is designed around instilling fear in your child to make them behave. If you're not a good boy or girl, you won't get any presents for Christmas. Once your kid is too old to believe...
02.08.2015
621 Poultry Sheers
When it costs $500 to have your dog neutered it's no wonder the local shelters are overflowing with unwanted dogs and cats. It's also a good reason to simply go the DIY route. Get a pair of poultry sheers from...
01.28.2015
620 Tail Pattern Baldness
Here's an idea. Why not have a "dollar menu" at the vet? Instead of the vet telling you what the treatment for you sick dog or cat is going to be, you simply choose what you want to have done...
01.25.2015
619 Wild Animal
Who doesn't want a cuddly lovable pet to love and enjoy? Here's an idea...why not a full grown alligator? There's a pet you can let roam freely through your backyard and your house, a pet you can have curl up...
01.21.2015
618 Legacy
Nothing says you're a real woman like a tampon stuck in the back pocket of your jeans. Real Lesbians don't have wallets in their back pocket, they've got a heavy-duty super-flow day tampon ready for action and for all the...
01.18.2015
617 Jiffy Luber
The one sure-fire thing that makes Lesbians get moist in their jeans is a Lesbian in a baseball hat on crutches. To make it a double orgasm, the reason she's on crutches is from a softball injury. Then there's the...
01.14.2015
616 Dyke Beautiful
The service seemed great. You got seated faster than expected. The waitress came right to your table to take your order. Your food came up super fast and everything tasted great. The waitress must have been super busy since she...
01.11.2015
615 Snow Globe
After you've tried several different tactics to get people to stop leaving dog crap on your front lawn, it's time to move to Def Con 5. Put in a surveillance camera, record the people leaving crap on the lawn and...
12.28.2014
614 Business Plan
If you're going to open a business, it's helpful to have the name of your company clearly spell out to customers exactly what you're selling. After all these years it finally became clear that the spot between the twat and...
12.24.2014
613 Pornish
For the general movie-going public there's Rotten Tomatoes to help guide you through the myriad bad movies that you can waste good money on going to see. Lesbians need the same type of movie guide so that they don't waste...
12.21.2014
612 Thowsand
It's really not hard to be a criminal and get away with it. All it really takes is not being stupid. Just learn to spell the word thousand and you could get away with stealing cash all day long. Here's...
12.17.2014
611 Overbooked
Buying a tray of store bought cookies to bring to the holiday party for $30 seemed like an act of extortion that should have brought the grocery store ten years in prison. That was until the Gay men showed up...
12.14.2014
610 Nervous Laughter
When you are rude to your barista they simply get you back by giving you decaf instead of full test in your latte. Your favorite dry cleaner also has a trick when you bring in a bag of laundry that...
12.10.2014
609 Free Delivery
If a $3.50 delivery charge is too much for you to spend to have pizza delivered, then you need to get your fat, lazy behind off the couch and go pick it up yourself. Of course, if the delivery person...
12.07.2014
608 Besties
If your dog's face swells up to the point where it looks like Mike Tyson beat him up, it's time to go to the vet right away. If you're just out walking your dog and you pass that vet's office,...
11.30.2014
607 Thankful
Thanksgiving...the time of year to be thankful for family, good friends, all the wonderful things in our lives and for sharing with others. Next time you share that secret family recipe that's been handed down from generation to generation make...
11.26.2014
606 Delusional
It's happened to all of us at one time or another. We dream about something that we're convinced is absolutely real. Like the time Angelina Jolie, Mila Kunis and Shakira all showed up at your front door ready to rock...
11.23.2014
605 Secret Weapon
There's one way to guarantee that you, your partner and your baby can all sit in the same row of the airplane. Fill a ziploc bag full of baby crap and hide it discreetly in the diaper bag. If the...
11.19.2014
604 Under Attack
The meaning of a true partnership is when a your spouse is willing to get up in the middle of the night, walk down the street in her pajamas and look like some freak on her cell phone in the...
11.16.2014
603 Photo Bomb
There's no reason to be ashamed or embarrassed if your children photo bomb other families on vacation taking their own family photos. They're just trying to do a public service by trying to make the other family look better. It's...

What's 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast episodes:

652 Becoming Mommy

651 Organ Donor

650 Aloha!

649 Sour Cream

648 Soft Spot

647 Pissed Off Again

646 Sticktoitiveness

645 Frequent Flareups

644 Dirty Filthy People

643 Heavy Rains and Mudslides

642 Super R.B.F.

641 Happily Ever After

640 Contemplative

639 For Sale

638 Peel It Off

637 Pissing Match

636 Vagick Wand

635 Jingle Bells

634 Contagious

633 Bird Bath

632 Fire in the Hole

631 Snack Attack

630 Love You More

629 What's For Dinner

628 Choose More Carefully

627 A Haunting

626 Vagical Mystery Tour

625 Ignorance Can Be Cured

624 Feeling Creepy

623 Dead or Alive

622 Park Bench

621 Poultry Sheers

620 Tail Pattern Baldness

619 Wild Animal

618 Legacy

617 Jiffy Luber

616 Dyke Beautiful

615 Snow Globe

614 Business Plan

613 Pornish

612 Thowsand

611 Overbooked

610 Nervous Laughter

609 Free Delivery

608 Besties

607 Thankful

606 Delusional

605 Secret Weapon

604 Under Attack

603 Photo Bomb