Welcome to Wasting Time with Mike, Kris & Jesus if you found us it was probably by mistake but don't worry this mistake wont last 18 years. In this episode one of us has a marker for being a serial killer, two of us having been hunting and all three of us are raging alcoholics.

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Is it weird to go into chat rooms and get drunk with strangers on the internet? We play a round of 'Culturally Challenged' (someone watches to much TMZ). Is $10,000 too much to kill someone? The elderly are too slow to make a getaway (greatest generation my ass). Only Jesus is drinking this episode and everyone resents him. Preacher heals using his mystical power. Can you guess what that is (Hint: rape)? Kris is a feminist. What would you do for a condom? People are naming their kids after 'Game of Thrones' characters and we discuss why this might be a bad idea. Also unfortunate "Game of Thrones" spoilers from someone (We're looking at you Jesus). Leave a comment. Follow us on twitter @PodcastWaste or Email us at Osuna.Kris@Gmail.com

13 - Back to Our Roots

Oh Asia when will you learn. Japanese people are licking each others eyeballs and guess what? You can get herpes that way. We talk about out favorite types of alcohols. If you think something besides whiskey you are wrong Catch a quick dose of irony this week. We play will you jerk it most of us would? One of us doesn't like lesbian porn (its boring).

12 - Asia, The Florida of the World

We apologize for the lack of episodes and the sound quality we are still trying things out so please bear with us. It gets better (at least that's what they told me). A man starts tripping and hallucinating tarantulas in bananas. Beastility is wrong but if you had to fuck a dog which breed would it be? Nazis try to get their little Adolf Hitler back. Would you stop a bank robbery? R. Kelly (not the singer) tries his best to try and save a life. We play a game that's sweeping my bedroom 'Culturally Challenged.'

11 - Beastility Is Wrong But...

Kris gets super political about smoking. Michael is annoying about stuff. We talk strip club and aggressive hand jobs that Kris likes. Kids fight. Teachers blows student repents by FUCKING 15 year old. People are annoying at Dennys (fucking Tony) Interesting Police encounters. We play the game that's sweeping the nation Culturally Challenged. Kris does shitty bits.

10 - Still Ripping Off Megaboom!!! Final

One of use has confused sexuality. Tony wants to have sex with furries and he is done raping monkeys. Some guy masturbates in the home of others and no its not tony.

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