Almost Heroic

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What's Almost Heroic about?

A 5th Edition Dungeons & Dragons adventure filled with action, drama, and inappropriate jokes! Join us every Sunday as we try to thwart an ancient evil from resurrecting in this comedy based D&D adventure!

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Almost Heroic episodes:

01.28.2020
S03:E20 - Ending on a Meme
The party gets hit with a comet full of purple haze as the final boss of Season 3 appears!!!
01.21.2020
S03:E19 - Immortality Can Wait
The party gets officially introduced to a fan favorite of seasons passed and try to hash out a plan to deal with the current, undead state of affairs… SIDE-RAILING ENSUES!!!
01.01.2020
S03:E18 - Stupid Sexy Skeleton
The party gets boned by a surprise encounter before finally reaching the center of the island where a familiar yet different individual awaits.
12.10.2019
S03:E17 - Hold Me Closer Whitney's Uncle
The party traverses deeper into the center of the island and attempts to get passed an invisible barrier in search of some lost family members.
11.26.2019
S03:E16 - The Grung and the Restless
With a little ingenuity, elbow grease, and the help of one of the island "locals", the gang is able to successfully escape the hostile, color coordinated wildlife of Puketo.
11.19.2019
S03:E15 - Bush Whacking
The gang finally arrives at Puketo with a splash and makes a bad first impression with the locals.
11.05.2019
S03:E14 - Counting to Five
The gang runs into a bit of turbulence on their flight to Puketo in the form of a FREAKIN’ GHOST DRAGON!!!
10.29.2019
S03:E13 - I'm the Captain Now
The gang prepares for and starts their journey towards Puketo with (fingers crossed) enough fuel to get them there and back.
10.01.2019
S03:E12 - Thump a Thunk
The gang finally confronts Basteux but it looks like this old dog isn't so old anymore and has learned a few new tricks.
09.24.2019
S03:E11 - Danger Dabbing
The gang takes the rest of the Tabarongo survivors and makes their way through the undead hordes outside to confront Basteux at his casino in the center of town.
09.17.2019
S03:E10 - Right to the Dome
The gang Finally makes it back to Tabarongo but it looks like they forgot to leave the light on for them. Tom Bodett would be very displeased with this level of customer service.
09.10.2019
S03:E09 - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
The gang has to make a pit stop in Southcliff in order to refuel. Unfortunately, the town seems to be having a bit of an arson problem at the moment.
08.27.2019
S03:E08 - Taking A Phat Ship
The gang continues their escape from the Guild of the Bear and starts to head back to where all their problems began.
08.14.2019
And We're Back... Sort Of
Tony’s back to give you all an update regarding the future of Almost Heroic. Don’t worry, it’s way less ominous than it sounds.
07.17.2019
Breaktime!
Tony makes an announcement, immediately followed by a nap. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check...
07.14.2019
S03:E07 - Devil Man Chowder
With that pesky Davlamin Chalmert out of the way, the party waits for a ride. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide!...
07.07.2019
S03:E06 - Gender Fluid
The party has a Nickelodeon level problem... This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out...
06.30.2019
S03:E05 - Fantasy Racism
Ageratum suffers from foot-in-mouth. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ to check them out and show love...
06.23.2019
S03:E04 - Feeling Squirrelly
Phyllis has started the airship! Can the party make it to her in time, or will they miss their ride out? This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5...
06.16.2019
S03:E03 - The Last Unicorn
A corrupted thicket, a pool of dark water, and a dying unicorn... what can go wrong? This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping,...
06.09.2019
S03:E02 - The Handsome
Our contest winners receive their glorious prize... and a tempting offer. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at checkout for $5 off your purchase and free shipping, worldwide! Visit https://dicebard.com/ ...
06.02.2019
S03:E01 - Basteux's Bash
20 years after a brave group of heroes had defeated The Devourer, a new band of adventurers start their journey in the heart of Tabarongo. This season of Almost Heroic is sponsored by DICEBARD. You can use promo “ALMOSTHEROIC” at...
06.02.2019
Season 3 Promo
Here's a little taste of what Season 3 has in store!
05.26.2019
S02:E47 - End of Season 2 Table Talk
Wrapping up the end of Season 2 by talking about our favorite moments and giving thanks to you! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen...
05.19.2019
S02:E46 - One Down
What happens when you combine a Bag of Holding with a Portable Hole? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check...
05.12.2019
S02:E45 - Belly of the Beast
We're in... now what? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some...
05.05.2019
S02:E44 - Cornflakes and Beer
Alarms are sounding! All hands on deck! The final battle has begun! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can...
04.28.2019
S02:E43 - Flavor Town
While the main party prepares for the fight to save the world, a gaggle of adventurers have a different perspective on things. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show...
04.21.2019
S02:E42 - Do You Know How This Plays Out?
With months to prepare, the party ties up some loose ends. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out...
04.14.2019
S02:E41 - "Productive" Meeting
The Northern and Southern Continents unite to figure out a plan to defeat The Devourer. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You...
04.07.2019
S02:E40 - Good Intentions
Cassie shows her true self to Murmur. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure...
03.31.2019
S02:E39 - The Devil's Strike
While waiting for the Guild of the Phoenix to arrive in New Polperro, the gang get's into some trouble. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to...
03.24.2019
S02:E38 - Drinking Melk in the Quell
We arrive in New Polperro! Time to meet some old/new friends! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to...
03.17.2019
S02:E37 - Oh! Eye Get It!!!
Every adventurer eventually needs to deal with crabs... Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure to show some love...
03.15.2019
RSS TESTER - Temporary File
03.11.2019
S02:E36 - Diddle That Fiddle
Time to go for a hike! RALF! STOP TOUCHING YOUR EYE! Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check...
02.25.2019
S02:E35 - It's Disorienting (Featuring - The Final Boys)
The party gets split after the crash, and then we have a quick bout of surgery! Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us...
02.25.2019
S02:E34 - Between a Roc and a Hard Place
BEWARE OF BIRDS! Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! ...
02.18.2019
S02:E33 - Axeidents Happen (featuring - The Final Boys)
Combat starts, and it turns out the hostages were quite familiar to at least one party member! Make sure to show our guests, The Final Boys, some love! https://www.thefinalboys.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help...
02.11.2019
S02:E32 -Big Fantasy Gun
Negotiations begin deep in the Quag. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You can check it out at https://www.patreon.com/almostheroic And make sure...
02.03.2019
S02:E31 - Potentially Lethal Depantsing
Tahani needs a favor that Murmur and friends are in a position to help with. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! ...
01.27.2019
S02:E30 - Take the Horned One Alive
Zoksu doesn't seem to play nice as he and his men try to capture the party. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to!...
01.20.2019
S02:E29 - Slipping Into The Fat Hag
With the Elemental Plane behind them, the party takes their first (or returning) step into The Northern Continent. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen...
01.13.2019
S02:E28 - Blunt Weapon (Featuring - Sincerely Sam)
Making their way through the City of Brass, our party and their tiny Tiefling companion happen upon some unexpected company. Make sure to check out our guest, Sincerely Sam, and her amazing artwork! http://mysincerelysam.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are...
01.06.2019
S02:E27 - Drugs, Wine, and Mutagens (Featuring - Sincerely Sam)
Our "heroes" find a heroic way to escape from the rehabilitation center. BB becomes even more awesome. Make sure to check out our guest, Sincerely Sam, and her amazing artwork! http://mysincerelysam.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon!...
12.30.2018
S02:E26 - I Just Wanna Smash (Featuring - Sincerely Sam)
Let's go to prison! Make sure to check out our guest, Sincerely Sam, and her amazing artwork! http://mysincerelysam.com/ Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen...
12.23.2018
S02:E25 - Sammael's Mission
SAMMAEL! NO!!! Stuck between the Sultan and their ally, what will the party do? Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! ...
12.16.2018
IT'S TORTLE TIME: An Almost Heroic Christmas Special
We couldn't book Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sinbad to reprise their roles, but we're doing a parody of one of favorite holiday movies: JINGLE ALL THE WAY! Join Sammael, Murmur, Ralf, and Azurite as they set forth on an adventure to...
12.16.2018
S02:E24 - He Said a Bad Word
The party finally meets Sultan Yolak-Kaymak-Ozgu-Talu-Kayyali! They also start to realize Sammael's hidden mission. Catch us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlmostHeroicDnD We are on Patreon! Help us make a bigger and more badass show for you to listen to! You...
12.09.2018
S02:E23 - Lady, Get Down! (Featuring - Deangelo from The Geek Lyfe)
With the tavern cleared out, the party and Lafayette finally face off against Nysa. Make sure to check out DeAngelo and his team at The Geek Lyfe for all your cosplay, geek culture, and other nerdy needs! https://www.thegeeklyfe.com/ Catch us on...

What's Almost Heroic about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Almost Heroic episodes:

S03:E20 - Ending on a Meme

S03:E19 - Immortality Can Wait

S03:E18 - Stupid Sexy Skeleton

S03:E17 - Hold Me Closer Whitney's Uncle

S03:E16 - The Grung and the Restless

S03:E15 - Bush Whacking

S03:E14 - Counting to Five

S03:E13 - I'm the Captain Now

S03:E12 - Thump a Thunk

S03:E11 - Danger Dabbing

S03:E10 - Right to the Dome

S03:E09 - Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

S03:E08 - Taking A Phat Ship

And We're Back... Sort Of

Breaktime!

S03:E07 - Devil Man Chowder

S03:E06 - Gender Fluid

S03:E05 - Fantasy Racism

S03:E04 - Feeling Squirrelly

S03:E03 - The Last Unicorn

S03:E02 - The Handsome

S03:E01 - Basteux's Bash

Season 3 Promo

S02:E47 - End of Season 2 Table Talk

S02:E46 - One Down

S02:E45 - Belly of the Beast

S02:E44 - Cornflakes and Beer

S02:E43 - Flavor Town

S02:E42 - Do You Know How This Plays Out?

S02:E41 - "Productive" Meeting

S02:E40 - Good Intentions

S02:E39 - The Devil's Strike

S02:E38 - Drinking Melk in the Quell

S02:E37 - Oh! Eye Get It!!!

RSS TESTER - Temporary File

S02:E36 - Diddle That Fiddle

S02:E35 - It's Disorienting (Featuring - The Final Boys)

S02:E34 - Between a Roc and a Hard Place

S02:E33 - Axeidents Happen (featuring - The Final Boys)

S02:E32 -Big Fantasy Gun

S02:E31 - Potentially Lethal Depantsing

S02:E30 - Take the Horned One Alive

S02:E29 - Slipping Into The Fat Hag

S02:E28 - Blunt Weapon (Featuring - Sincerely Sam)

S02:E27 - Drugs, Wine, and Mutagens (Featuring - Sincerely Sam)

S02:E26 - I Just Wanna Smash (Featuring - Sincerely Sam)

S02:E25 - Sammael's Mission

IT'S TORTLE TIME: An Almost Heroic Christmas Special

S02:E24 - He Said a Bad Word

S02:E23 - Lady, Get Down! (Featuring - Deangelo from The Geek Lyfe)