I met Ben at a comedy club in Indianapolis and he looks like he was the captain of a football team but has the personality of the class clown who was always kicked out for giggling too much. His comedy videos go viral all over the internet. He makes fun of pumpkin spice, guys who get into fights, and trying to talk to women. Enjoy this hilarious episode in hell!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Benedict Polizzi: Sleep Paralysis Demons & Scalp Surgery

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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The dialers tell us their best invention ideas and we ranted about bad therapists, new dating app ideas, the science of sunscreen, and Hannah's favorite condiment.    Get free shipping for clothing at Quince.com/bern 15% off at citybeauty.com with code BERNER 15% off at LumeDeodorant.com with code BERN

Berner Phone: Invention Ideas

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Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems

Hangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week. 10% off hero bread at hero.co with code BERNER 15% off luggage at beistravel.com/BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 25% off daily synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN

Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence

This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married.  25% off at seed.com/berner with code 25BERN 15% off at citybeauty.com with code BERNER zocdoc.com/berner nurx.com/bern    

Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

We were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie.  zocdoc.com/berner asteproallergy.com goodr.com/BERNER for free shipping

Benedict Polizzi: Sleep Paralysis Demons & Scalp Surgery

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