John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX12/9 Beaumont, TX12/10 Baton Rouge, LA
-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveJUVLABS: Don't miss out on this opportunity to start your journey towards enhanced mental performance. Unlock your brain's potential and experience the power of Cognitive Switch. Visit juvlabs.com/NETPOSITIVE  to get 20% OFFNEUROHACKER: Qualia Senolytic by Neurohacker. Go to neurohacker.com/NETPOSITIVE for up to $100 OFF and use code NETPOSITIVE at checkout for an additional 15% OFFMIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVEPRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Blame The Market

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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Stand-Up

Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA

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9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
10/4 Shipshewana, IN
10/5 Shipshewana, IN
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
10/31 - Bakersfield, CA
11/1 - Oxnard, CA
11/2 - Long Beach, CA
11/7 - Savannah, GA
11/8 - Athens, GA
11/9 - Augusta, GA
11/10 - Bristol, TN
11/21 - Midland, TX
11/22 - Lubbock, TX
11/23 - Dallas, TX
12/7 - Chicago, IL
12/8 - Davenport, IA
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Frat Moses (w/ Jenn Johnson)

Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5 Springfield, MO
9/6 Springfield, MO
9/6 Springfield, MO
9/13 Philadelphia, PA
9/14 Philadelphia, PA
9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19 Appleton, WI
9/20 Appleton, WI
9/21 Appleton, WI
9/22 Appleton, WI
10/4 Shipshewana, IN
10/5 Shipshewana, IN
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Jetway Jesus

First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Primary Chairs

Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive
MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.com
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Trying to Find the Humor in That (w/ DJ Mykael V)

Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com
GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING
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