On today’s episode… The boys are shocked by the mass unmarked grave in Jackson Mississippi, Brazilian treasure hunters, sleep positions, stand up comedians getting fired and much more…

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215 bodies found in unmarked graves behind Mississippi Jail | 1.9.24

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Soft Corner

 (00:03:26) Milan, Italy poised to ban gelato, pizza, takeout, and more after midnight in an effort to protect the "tranquility" of residents with new proposed law


The Worsts

 (00:13:38) New York-Dublin 'Portal' shut down after OnlyFans model flashes her boob

 (00:18:41) Thomas Jefferson University apologizes after commencement presenter butchers students’ names at graduation in viral video

 (00:21:56) Kansas murder suspect used wife's life insurance payout to buy a sex doll

 (00:25:39) South Carolina man jumps from speeding car after setting it on fire, leaving kidnapped son, 3, inside: Authorities



  (00:29:44) Oldest known human viruses: Scientists discover ancient herpes in 50,000-year-old Neanderthal bones found in a Russian cave. Scientists are considering bringing the virus back to life to see what happens.



  (00:34:26) UK teacher 'sent student underwear snap' before having sex with him 'at least 30 times' and falling pregnant, court documents reveal





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Bangladesh’s Top Gun sadly passed away after pulling off a brazen aerial stunt. The Dress viral poster admits to strangling his wife unconscious in a Scottish court. OF star’s video gets a Nashville police officer fired and much more…
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 (00:00:00) - X-Men 97 is AWESOME (according to Mark)

 (00:02:41) - Pat and Mark killing it in Austin while Will is put to work at his childhood home

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Husband behind viral ‘The Dress’ admits he strangled his wife | 5.14.24

Richard Slayman, the first person to ever receive a kidney from a pig, has died, according to Massachusetts General Hospital. Some dummy named Christian Bencomo shot his step-mom a week before mothers day. 
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 (00:02:42 - 00:09:58) First person to receive a genetically modified pig kidney transplant dies almost 2 months after the ‘successful’ surgery 



 (00:09:59 - 00:13:10) New Mexico man shoots stepmom as she tried to give him hug during graduation ceremony: police



 (00:14:38 - 00:15:57) Steve Buscemi punched in the face by Maniac in random act of violence in New York City



  (00:15:58 - 00:22:33) Big time panda scam



  (00:22:34 - 00:28:09) Will’s crazy airport experience on his way to Virginia



  (00:28:10 - 00:31:23) Northern Lights take over the US as earth is hit with first "Extreme" G5 geomagnetic storm since October 2003, G5 is the strongest level of geomagnetic storm



  (00:31:24 - 00:40:25) Mile High Club: Couple filmed performing  ‘sex act’ on British Airways flight in full view of passengers



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215 bodies found in unmarked graves behind Mississippi Jail | 1.9.24

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