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In Episode 1476, China dominates moon exploration and colonization. You can now buy used tampons online. An Amazon tribe finally got the internet via Elon Musk’s Starlink and they are all now addicted to porn and a woman in Nebraska came back to live at a funeral home.
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  (00:13:15) - Elon Musk’s Starlink connects remote Amazon tribe to the internet for the first time. Internet access has led Brazil’s Marubo People to become hooked up on porn, and addicted to social media.

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  (00:26:35) - China's Moon probe launches back toward Earth with sample from far side of lunar surface

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