We are announcing the Start of The Darwins Scooter Club. Its a seaQuest based scooter club (as opposed to Star Wars/Star Trek) and its guaranteed to be the best/worst scooter club in the world this week. 


Worst bike in the world this week Suzuki 250 maurader
Best Bike in the world this week:  liter dirtbikes #1
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Clubs are Dumb, and We Have The Dumbest

Hosts MotoGPete and Swiggy are on a mission to discuss, rate, ride, and philosophize every motorcycle in the world. They knock a few off the list every week….

Hobbies

Games & Hobbies

Automotive

Sports

Leisure

Sorry these have taken so long to come out guys.  Support the Show. Send emails to contact@nocomotopodcast.com, it doesn't have to be important.



SSR Recap

A month long comedy of errors leads us here. At least we can call this an episode.

Best Bike in the world this week: Hero RNT TDI Hybrid
Worst Bike in the World this week: Husqvarna 650 Terra Support the Show. Send emails to contact@nocomotopodcast.com, it doesn't have to be important.



Episode 241 Take Two

The date, time, and point rules for the SSR (Small Stupid Ride) are laid out at the top of the show. if there is any confusion here are the details written down:

RULES
You must burn an full tank of gas/battery to say you did the ride.
There is a 400 mile limit on the ride. So you can ride further, but nothing counts after 400. We will be shooting for just under 400. Scooter Miles might count double. All miles must be ridden on a motorcycle on planet earth. Burning a whole tank of gas at your dirt track counts. We want to know how many hours that was though. 
  
POINTS
1 point for every ten miles over 150. 400 mile limit.
1-10 points for a cool destination along the ride. Examples: Graceland, Grand Canyon, Sex dungeons, etc...
1-10 points for treasure collected. examples: ninja weapons, drugs, strange bumper stickers, etc...
1-5 points for Adventure factor. Examples:  break downs, damsels rescued, 20 dollars found in parking lots, did you maintain iron butt pace??? etc...

We will be on the discord channel starting at 9AM Mountain time Sat May 4th. We might be on as long as 9PM. Discord Channel link:  https://discord.gg/AnzuXzs3xK

link is in last weeks show notes also if this doesnt work for some reason.

PRIZES
Are you high? there are no prizes promised for this. We aren't even sure if it will work. Maybe if this works out really great we can have people send in money to participate and support a charity. 

Best Bike in the World This week: 2022-2024 GSXR 600
Worst Bike in the World This Week: 2024 Honda RC 213v Support the Show. Send emails to contact@nocomotopodcast.com, it doesn't have to be important.



SSR IS THIS WEEKEND

The first outside member and regular crew for the UEOS is inducted on the show. Congrats Eric, we read emails and the discord for the SSR is  here!
 https://discord.gg/AnzuXzs3xK 

Best Bike in the World this week. 1922 BMW R32
Worst Bike in the World This week: Honda Cm250 Support the Show. Send emails to contact@nocomotopodcast.com, it doesn't have to be important.



Historic 1st UEOS Induction

Prepare yourselves, Colorado is getting lane splitting. Also we changed the day for the SSR.


Best Bike in the World This week 2024 Moto Guzzi Stelvio
Worst Bike in the World This week 2003 YzF600r Support the Show. Send emails to contact@nocomotopodcast.com, it doesn't have to be important.



Clubs are Dumb, and We Have The Dumbest

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