Cultivation Conversation

By The Real Green Monsta, Cap'n Autoflower, & Girl Go Grow

What's Cultivation Conversation about?

LADIES and GENTLEMEN: We are pleased to present a brand new podcast for your cannabis lifestyle listening enjoyment! Cultivation Conversation is a show for growers by growers. From seed to harvest and everything in between, we will discuss the finer points of growing cannabis, and probably some of the blunter points as well. We don't pull punches and always tell it like it is

Hosted By @therealgreenmonsta @captainautoflower & @girlgogrow

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Cultivation Conversation episodes:

05.02.2024
142 - The Fear Terpene
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we disclose an ancient technique that some say produces a cannabinoid so terrifyingly potent that those who consume it are able to feel what the plant felt at the moment of harvest....
04.18.2024
141 - Crop Steering Into Oncoming Traffic
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we wonder if we've reached our final destination of home growing, or if there is still open road ahead. And how do we avoid colliding with the roving gangs of snake oil...
04.11.2024
140 - Grow Room Nightmares
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, the gang comes up with an idea for a hilarious TV series. But first, you'll have to get through some boring talk about remediated cannabis in your local dispensaries... And the trap...
04.02.2024
139 - Chillin and Dosing in a Root Jacuzzi With @Prestonbjornson
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are joined by @prestonbjornson to talk all things hydro. This man is a true master of his craft, and has built a seriously impressive home grow setup. We explore his garden...
03.21.2024
138 - Defoliation Discussion Deux
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we have ourselves another defoliation discussion. This time, you'll also learn how to pass a pee test. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation...
03.15.2024
137 - Tea Time in Terp Town
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we are getting down with AACT (yeah you know me). We explain what it is, how to make it, and what it will do for our plants. So sit back, relax, grab...
03.01.2024
136 - Buffer This, Bitch!
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we want to remind you about the potential for pH to totally fuck up your grow. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation Conversation. Please...
02.22.2024
135 - The Cuckoldry of Curing
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we make you sit in the corner and watch while we help your ladies achieve their full potential through a good and proper curing. Something you could never hope to give them...
02.15.2024
134 - Fasciation Fascination
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, amongst other topics, we take a look at one of G3's fasciated plants. We promise you that has nothing to do with the trains running on time. So sit back, relax, grab something...
02.09.2024
133 - The Smell of Success With Brett From @Microbelifehydro
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we speak with Brett from @microbelifehydro. You may know them as the makers of Photosynthesis Plus, our favorite microbes on the market! In our discussion, we cover their entire lineup of awesome...
02.02.2024
132 - Sir, What Are Your Intentions With My Grow Tent?
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we definitely got together and talked about growing for over an hour, but I can't remember what we talked about for the life of me. So, um, I guess the contents of...
01.28.2024
131 - HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY STILL SUCK SO MUCH AT GROWING AUTOFLOWERS?!?
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we take another deep dive into the autoflower pool. Mostly because we noticed that you were drowning in there. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for...
01.19.2024
130 - Ze Germination Vill Rise Again YAH MON
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, the Cap'n regales us with tall tales of the Island life in a cheap Jamaican accent while G3 and Monsta bring come clarity to the coco question. Then, we all make sure...
01.12.2024
129 - Let Your Youthful Exuberance Warm My Cold Dead Heart
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we discuss some things that may keep you feeling motivated as a grower. Because let's face it, sometimes the drudgery of the process makes this awesome hobby of ours feel more like...
01.05.2024
128 - Secretly Stoned Santa
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we evaluate and ridicule each other's public consumption habits. Then, we make a grower's gift list for Santa, who is getting blasted on one hitters in a Kohl's parking lot. So sit...
01.02.2024
127 - Drying Out the Ladies: Finally Something You're Good At
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, Monsta eats all the edibles within a 10 mile radius. G3 explains why she kills the boys after she's done with them. And Cap'n makes sure you know how to get the...
12.20.2023
126 - KILL THEM IN THEIR SLEEP
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we do a rundown of some best practices when it comes to harvesting our plants. How do we know they are ready? How exactly do we do the deed? Will there be...
12.08.2023
125 - Flood Myths of the Antediluvian Autopot Era
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, Cap'n gets smote by a vengeful god with an autopot apocalypse. Monsta and G3 help him build an ark to escape the deluge. It was all foretold in the ancient prophecies... Then, we...
12.01.2023
124 - Support Your Plants Through Thin To Thick
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we learn why plants need support systems just as much as people. We discuss ways to show our plants support, both physically and emotionally. Then, we take a sharp left turn and...
11.27.2023
123 - Take the Purple Blotter Humic Acid
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we talk about humic & fulvic acids. What even are they and how can we use them in our grow? So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for...
11.17.2023
122 - Activate Your American Slut Carbon Intake
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we explain how to activate your air intake and why you might want to do such a thing. Then, we wonder about the sexual proclivities of our carbon filters. Totally normal stuff....
11.10.2023
121 - Grow at Joe's With @Joescannagrows
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we speak with @joescannagrows, who is both a skilled grower and photographer. He combines his passions on one of the finest instagram pages around. The discussion focuses on his particular style of...
10.31.2023
120 - Tweaking the Tips to Shorten the Stretch
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we discuss some methods that can be utilized to minimize (or maximize) your plants' stretch phase. Plus, a whole lot more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready...
10.26.2023
119 - Growing the Dank Without Breaking the Bank
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode we discuss some ways we can save money in the garden without sacrificing the quality of our head stash. Plus much, much more! So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and...
10.10.2023
118 - Foliar Feeding From the Friendzone
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we are talking about foliar feeding. Not foil'r feeding... So while you are still in the friendzone (no sex yet), make use of your time and get those ladies wet! When the...
10.04.2023
117 - Beware the Soil Beavers
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we are hot on the trail of a garden pest that has evaded discovery since the ancient times. The natives believed they were shapeshifting inter-dimensional beings. You don't have to believe in...
09.18.2023
116 - Autoflower Offerings to the Thunder God with @thebiggreenguy
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we speak with a man of myth and legend, @thebiggreenguy, about his upcoming autoflower seed drop. He's been hard at work crossing the best with the best, and is ready to share...
09.14.2023
115 - Unplanned Plant Parenthood
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we talk seed making... by mistake! Whether you call it idiopathic hermaphroditism or unplanned plant parenthood, it can be a real bummer when you crack open a homegrown nug and you find...
09.07.2023
114 - You Still Suck at Growing Autoflowers
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, it's all about autoflowers. We truly want to help you grow bigger, better autos, so we lay all of our best tips and tricks on the table for you to take home...
09.01.2023
113 - Breeder LARPing & Cannabis Kung-Fu with @therealdukediamond
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we speak with Duke Diamond (@therealdukediamond) of Dominion Seed Company (@dominionseedcoactual). Duke has been in the game since before some of you smoked your first bowls, and his seed company specializes in...
08.25.2023
112 - Cultivating Controversies
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we explore some of the more disagreed upon aspects of growing. Do organic inputs create better terpene profiles? Does tap water kill microbes? Do autos need a dark period? When should you...
08.14.2023
111 - Density Is Your Destiny
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we focus in on a singular subject, density. More specifically, how to grow denser flowers. And unsurprisingly, it takes us on a multidisciplinary journey through the halls of our collective grower knowledge....
08.07.2023
110 - Mycorrhizzle Fo Shizzle
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we discuss some bean popping tips. From sterilized soil to helmet heads and beyond, we got you covered. So sit back, relax, grab something to smoke on and get ready for a Cultivation...
07.28.2023
109 - Q for the 1%
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we discuss what to look for in a keeper, scaling your seed breeding without sucking, Co2 in a closed vs open room, and proper seed storage. Plus, we cover the fallout from...
07.19.2023
108 - The Autoflower Genetics Preservation Society with @Alebrije.Genetics
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we talk with @alebrije.genetics about Nancy Reagan, the war on drugs, chem terps, STS reversal of autos, scrapple, Juan Valdez, autoflower rosin, and injecting plants with drugs. He also goes into detail...
07.06.2023
107 - Apical Submission
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, G3 is filing for dankruptcy... But don't worry, Cap'n's work for weed program will get the economy back on track! Also we talk autos vs photos (again), apical dominance, and buying a...
06.26.2023
106 - The Tent Inception
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we are three layers deep! It starts off about how we would set up a brand new tent pirate style grow in 2023... We discuss the equipment, genetics, and techniques we'd recommend for...
06.22.2023
105 - Farming Flowers With @Florofarm
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we are joined by @florofarm who runs one of the most informative IG pages around! He's a seasoned organic grower whose garden beds are the stuff of softcore porn. We talk organics,...
06.09.2023
104 - The Skunk Terp Spectrum
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we are talking terps. Skunk terps to be precise. Some people claim they've been lost to time and modern breeding practices. Is that true? Triple check your carbon filter for this one......
06.06.2023
103 - F*ck You I Won't Grow What You Tell Me (Feat. @GoonieGenetics)
HEY YOU GUYS the Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we are joined by @gooniegenetics as we discuss photo to auto crosses, finding a perfect male, dare class, 80's movies, infused goldfish, and so much more! We also find...
05.22.2023
102 - You Suck At Growing Autoflowers
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we are staging an intervention to tell you that we love you but YOU SUCK AT GROWING AUTOFLOWERS. You must agree to receive treatment today, in the form of this podcast. We...
05.17.2023
101 - Highsight Is 20/20 With Adam From @twenty20mendocino
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we speak with Adam from @twenty20mendocino. The crew at Twenty20 are the very antithesis of hype breeding, and dare I say one of the last bastions of time tested, old school genetics....
05.10.2023
100 - The Price Is High *GIVEAWAY ESPECTACULAR*
The Conversation is BACK and in this SPECIAL episode, we don't do too much grow talking. Instead, we celebrate our 100th episode and give away a bunch of cool prizes to our live audience members. There's too many thank yous...
05.04.2023
99 - Too High To Try
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode I ain't even gonna pretend like I remember what transpired during the course of our discussion. You'd really think I'd have a better system for doing this sort of stuff after 99...
04.21.2023
98 - Defoliates With Wolves Featuring @mainegirlgrows
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we have the pleasure of speaking with @mainegirlgrows. She is a caregiver for both humans and wolves in the great state of... uh, Maine. That's right you heard me correctly. Maine. And...
04.14.2023
97 - Equipment Breakdown Blues
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we go on a journey to a land of constantly high humidity - Cap'n's tent! We try to identify the source of the malfunction, and we discover the true meaning of VPD...
03.30.2023
96 - Just One (More) Tent
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we crystalize the chaotic energy of the universe while exploring the best way to utilize ONE tent for all your growing needs... without resorting to violence or perversion. So sit back, relax, grab...
03.24.2023
95 - Bring Your Personal Problems to the Garden Day
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, the Cap'n & Berner do a collab together in the South West, Monsta does a little myth busting on the mainlining technique, and G3 explains why it's never a good idea to...
03.15.2023
94 - How to Buy Seeds and Please Your Wife Simultaneously With @TheBigGreenGuy
The Conversation is BACK, and in this episode, we talk with @thebiggreenguy of @greenguy_genetics about his upcoming autoflower seed drop! We've seen testers grow some incredible hulks in their gardens, and now it's YOUR turn to transform your plants into...
03.13.2023
93 - Couples Who Grow Together Stay High Together With @Highigan
The Conversation is BACK and in this episode, we have the pleasure of speaking with @Highigan. This dynamic duo is a force to be reckoned with in the world of cannabis content creation, and they are long time friends of...

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Cultivation Conversation episodes:

142 - The Fear Terpene

141 - Crop Steering Into Oncoming Traffic

140 - Grow Room Nightmares

139 - Chillin and Dosing in a Root Jacuzzi With @Prestonbjornson

138 - Defoliation Discussion Deux

137 - Tea Time in Terp Town

136 - Buffer This, Bitch!

135 - The Cuckoldry of Curing

134 - Fasciation Fascination

133 - The Smell of Success With Brett From @Microbelifehydro

132 - Sir, What Are Your Intentions With My Grow Tent?

131 - HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY STILL SUCK SO MUCH AT GROWING AUTOFLOWERS?!?

130 - Ze Germination Vill Rise Again YAH MON

129 - Let Your Youthful Exuberance Warm My Cold Dead Heart

128 - Secretly Stoned Santa

127 - Drying Out the Ladies: Finally Something You're Good At

126 - KILL THEM IN THEIR SLEEP

125 - Flood Myths of the Antediluvian Autopot Era

124 - Support Your Plants Through Thin To Thick

123 - Take the Purple Blotter Humic Acid

122 - Activate Your American Slut Carbon Intake

121 - Grow at Joe's With @Joescannagrows

120 - Tweaking the Tips to Shorten the Stretch

119 - Growing the Dank Without Breaking the Bank

118 - Foliar Feeding From the Friendzone

117 - Beware the Soil Beavers

116 - Autoflower Offerings to the Thunder God with @thebiggreenguy

115 - Unplanned Plant Parenthood

114 - You Still Suck at Growing Autoflowers

113 - Breeder LARPing & Cannabis Kung-Fu with @therealdukediamond

112 - Cultivating Controversies

111 - Density Is Your Destiny

110 - Mycorrhizzle Fo Shizzle

109 - Q for the 1%

108 - The Autoflower Genetics Preservation Society with @Alebrije.Genetics

107 - Apical Submission

106 - The Tent Inception

105 - Farming Flowers With @Florofarm

104 - The Skunk Terp Spectrum

103 - F*ck You I Won't Grow What You Tell Me (Feat. @GoonieGenetics)

102 - You Suck At Growing Autoflowers

101 - Highsight Is 20/20 With Adam From @twenty20mendocino

100 - The Price Is High *GIVEAWAY ESPECTACULAR*

99 - Too High To Try

98 - Defoliates With Wolves Featuring @mainegirlgrows

97 - Equipment Breakdown Blues

96 - Just One (More) Tent

95 - Bring Your Personal Problems to the Garden Day

94 - How to Buy Seeds and Please Your Wife Simultaneously With @TheBigGreenGuy

93 - Couples Who Grow Together Stay High Together With @Highigan

100 - The Price Is High GIVEAWAY ESPECTACULAR