Everything Scares Me

Everything Scares Me episodes:

• 03.15.2021

  Nappies for the Happies

  Do you sleep? I'm assuming you do. What works best for you? Today, in the very first season finale, your charming hosts discuss healthy sleep habits and how nonexistent they can be. Featuring an opening interview from the best 3-year-old...

  
• 02.12.2021

  Night of the Living Mushrooms

  Here's how plants work. You put 'em in the dirt and they grow (understatement of the century). Today, we talk about gardening and how to nurse your backyard back to some semblance of life. It takes a lot more hutzpah...

  
• 02.05.2021

  Kombucha Combustion

  Ever been alone in your kitchen holding a baby and a Kombucha goes off? Tonya has. For real. Turns out, there's all kinds of stuff you can put in your kitchen that can blow it up. Today, we're talking about...

  
• 01.29.2021

  Use Natural Cleaners Until We Know What We Know We Don’t Know We Knew We Know?

  “Yes, we know it kills viruses, but wouldn’t it be nice to know that it won’t kill you?” A direct quote from today's episode. When you clean, do you ever think about how the chemicals you are using might just...

  
• 01.15.2021

  Far FLuh 4er.........

  Fat Part 4. That's how you say it. The epic culmination of our fat saga! This is the the peak of Everest! This is the gold at the end of the rainbow. This is...well, actually, it's just the fourth episode...

  
• 01.08.2021

  Diets and Death Wishes

  Fat Part 3. An exposition on cucumber ASMR, poop coffee distilled in the bellies of strange creatures, hydrogen atoms, and the dietary balance we should all be trying to achieve. As usual, your charming hosts stray from the topic at...

  
• 01.01.2021

  Dead Men Don't Buy Produce (An Amalgamation of Homogenized Cows)

  Fat Part 2. We couldn't decide on a title this time, so you got both of 'em! Today's episode is best paired with a glass of somethin' somethin' and a nice, hand-crafted tinfoil hat. We talk about the conspiracy theories...

  
• 12.25.2020

  The Everything Scares Me Christmas Special 2020

  We know what you're thinking. "Are they gonna ruin my appetite for all the christmas candy and food that I want to eat???" Actually, no! We just want to tell you a few stories and get cozy this christmas. Thanks...

  
• 12.18.2020

  Would You Like Some Corn Oil With That Hexane

  Fat: Part 1. Y'all ever think about the oil you use in your cooking? Turns out, that might be a good idea. In today's episode we hear very recently researched facts, baby speeches, and a kangaroo story. 

  
• 12.04.2020

  Honey, I love You, But You Gotta Pick a Vegetable!

  Would you rather eat a few grapes or drink 15 sugar cubes worth of juice in one glass? That is the question. Today, some shade is thrown at the Standard American Diet and a healthier lifestyle is discussed. So sit...

  
• 11.13.2020

  H2OH NO

  Water is quite the subject to tackle. Maybe sip something while listening today. Tonya's afraid of swimming pools, Jake is afraid of chlorine gas, and the baby is afraid of not being the center of attention. Please enjoy an hour...

  
• 10.23.2020

  Pasta, Motorcycles, and Tomatoes Are Buttholes

  SPECIAL GUEST!!! Today we jump Head Chef Nicky with a phone call to talk about life as a head chef and an all manner of other things. Just read the title. That ought to tell ya just about everything you...

  
• 10.02.2020

  Holy Snot and the Green Thumb

  Green stuff. All kinds of green stuff. Today, Tonya and company discuss more microbiome related things such as: water kefir, tomato plants, soil, gardening. You get the idea. This is Part 2 of the Microbiome talks. We would appreciate it so much...

  
• 09.25.2020

  Buggies In Your Tummies

  Have you ever thought about the civilizations you got going on in your stomach? Well Tonya does all the time. Today we talk about the Microbiome and all sorts of things related (and kind of related). So sit back, relax,...

  
• 08.07.2020

  Should We Ask the CDC If This Is Edible? (Pilot)

  Before we get too deep into the depths of deep things, we want you to know our names and our credentials (hint: we don't have many). So this is our introduction among other things. Enjoy your day, kiddo. We would appreciate...