Try to hang on for 8 seconds with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Flawless” by Elsie Silver! When superstar bull rider Rhett needs some image rehabbing after a big milk fiasco, his boss’s daughter Summer is assigned to keep an eye on him. This episode includes some of your favorite book tropes and some of our least favorite technical difficulties! How many times will Barbara and Emily sidetrack Vanessa’s book by talking about Gone With the Wind? How many glasses of milk could you drink before the episode ends? Giddy up, strap in, and open the chute! Got Milk? 
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, X, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 - Flawless

Clutch My Pearls is a podcast where the host, Emily, doesn't read erotic fiction and her two friends, Barbara and Vanessa, tell her all about their favorite smut! Join them every Tuesday as they dive into a different raunchy read and find out if Emily clutches her pearls! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Pay off your student loans with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Morning Glory Milking Farm” by C.M. Nascosta! When no-show-sock-wearing millennial Violet is down on her luck, she gets a job at the local pharmaceutical milking farm! When busy business bull Rourke comes to be milked, Violet realizes he’s not like the other Minotaurs. This heavy load of a book is not only educational, but it might be Vanessa’s no icks! Straddle your massage chair, try to relax, and enjoy!  Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio 
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com 
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Come cure cancer with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “The Love Hypothesis” by Ali Hazelwood! This is Barbara’s comfort read, and if the Libra inside her allowed it - her favorite book. When women-in-STEM scientist Olive Smith starts fake dating big-handed professor Adam Carlsen… Bunsen burners get cranked up! This episode will have you kicking your little feet straight out, wondering if Olivia Coleman would’ve been a better Olive, and realizing The Girls know NOTHING about Star Wars! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found! 

 New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

32 - The Love Hypothesis

Hit that subscribe button with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “For The Fans” by Nyla K! This book features Kyron and Avi, stepbrothers who have nothing in common. But when strapped for cash, they do what any Busy Business Boys would do…they start an OnlyFans! What starts out as “just for the fans” and a way to get money becomes so much more. This book will have you cheesin’, pearl clutching, kicking your little feet, and hoping it ended 200 pages sooner! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio 

 New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

31 - For The Fans

Go down with the ship of “No icks” with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting a truly unhinged request from Emily… “Conquered by Clippy” by Leonard Delaney. When busy business blogger and woman in STEM Christie Aackerlund is sent on an assignment by Phil Gates she learns how beneficial it can be to receive assistance from a familiar friend…Clippy. Yes, Clippy the original AI assistant paperclip. This book has so many firsts for The Girls. Hear all about “lady sockets”, “butt stuff”, and how Xbox controllers vibrate! Stay tuned until the end because The Girls also travel to a McDonald’s inspired land where Mayor McCheese is up to no good! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio 

 New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 - Conquered By Clippy

Come blow out your birthday candle with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Birthday Girl” by Penelope Douglas. When hard working hottie Jordan is alone on her birthday (because her boyfriend Cole sucks), she meets a hard working hottie stranger, Pike. Jordan and Pike have an instant connection, but Pike isn’t like the other guys he’s Cole’s…DAD! This episode is a wild one, with forbidden love, swimming pools, age gaps, and a loofah! By the end of this episode Mr. Lawson goes from being Cole’s Dad… to Jordan’s Daddy. 
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com 
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25 - Flawless

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