Food Sex Politics

Food Sex Politics episodes:

• 11.22.2023

  The Pop Up - and Fleshlights

  Dave and Nicole she light on gender inequality, find commonalities between George Santos' Only Fans history and the White House Thanksgiving menu, and solve each and every holiday shopping quandary. ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 11.13.2023

  Ronald Stuffs The Happy Box

  Dave and Nicole take you back to simpler times, plan an oil wrestling match between two of America's sweethearts, and a man has a snake dangling from somewhere. ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 10.27.2023

  Strokin' with Mitch

  Nothing says "Halloween" like a soft 3 Musketeers bar in a warm asshole. Come celebrate. ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 10.13.2023

  Cleat Chasers and Candy Corn

  Dave and Nicole come to the disappointing conclusion that WW3 won't actually happen, fight over candy corn, and manifest the outing of Ron DeSantis. ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 09.18.2023

  The Philadelphia Porta-Potty Special

  Dave and Nicole bring back their favorite, Anne Elizabeth, to celebrate his 41st. The question is: how many times has Dave been back to Dubai to get his bag? ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 09.11.2023

  Girl Dinner

  You have one life to live: do you want to spend it getting tased, microplaning frozen fruit, or finding new places to shove Matchbox cars? Join Dave and Nicole in this end of summer soiree. ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice...

  
• 08.02.2023

  Tongue My Cloaca

  Dave and Nicole welcome back Burley from the Rage and Pillage Podcast. The question is: what would YOU do with Mitch McConnell's neck folds? ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 07.17.2023

  Wednesday

  Come blow lines at the White House, participate in a truly bottomless brunch, and swim in feces-contaminated waters with Dave and Nicole. ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 06.20.2023

  Kinky, Baby

  It's Joy Nystrom's birthday, and Dave and Nicole are bringing back Matt Shuster to help plan her topless Time Square photo shoot. The question is, if Kinky Baby were an ice cream flavor, what does it taste like? And does...

  
• 05.22.2023

  This Is Why You Shouldn't Go To Marital Counseling

  Dave and Nicole talk multi-colored loofahs, dick tattoos, tantric sex, and George Santos' bagel hole. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 04.28.2023

  Blender Subs

  Dave and Nicole gear up for summer with Mezcal margaritas, Melania Trump, and BBLs at Christ Christie's new clinic. ⁠www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 03.24.2023

  McChubbs

  POV: You're a man between the ages of 38 and 45 who feels a certain type of way when you catch a glimpse of Bret Michaels. Dave and Nicole double down on the double standards of "drag," plan Trump's indictment...

  
• 03.06.2023

  Shower Pussy

  Here's why you can't put your finger on that new Coke Zero flavor. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 02.14.2023

  Dick Hats and Banana Splits

  Your dick needs a hat - and Joy Nystrom has got yours covered. If you play your cards right, Matt Schuster might reach in the back of the freezer for you.  Join Dave and Nicole along with their two favorite...

  
• 01.25.2023

  Blue Cheese Sprinkle

  Dave and Nicole go down the pike - or pipe? - on police station gang bangs, proper jawns, and "natural" women. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 01.05.2023

  Jew-Ish

  Dave and Nicole dig into George Santos yet somehow end up down a rabbit hole lined with Hunter Biden dick pics. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 12.07.2022

  Drain It

  Dave and Nicole celebrate the most wonderful time of the year by planning Dave's gravesite and a special dry January. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 11.11.2022

  Let Me See That Tootsie Roll

  Dave answers the age-old question: do you let Herschel Walker insert a wrapped Tootsie Roll into your anus, or allow Dr. Oz to insert M&Ms; one at a time? www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 10.14.2022

  MayTag America The 1950s again

  Did America peak in the era of the MayTag man-fucking, drugged-up era of the 1950s housewife?  Would Dave use someone else's penis to have tantric sex with MTG?  What's a Floridian Bucket Bunny?  All this plus adult Happy Meal toys...

  
• 09.29.2022

  Corn Nuts and Cold Spoons

  Dave and Nicole ponder: the scent of Brett Favre's pubic region, why a New Jersey man takes a daily piss on his ex-wife's grave, which Chris Christie is the best Chris Christie, and more. Mix up a Hurricane and listen...

  
• 09.15.2022

  #100 - I Wanna Be Your Tampon

  Is it the line that led to being called "her majesty," and excerpt from Dave's new MAGA Mingle profile, or the way to Nicole and special guest Anne Elizabeth's hearts?  Listen in as Dave turns 40 on the 100th episode...

  
• 08.12.2022

  Alex Jones' Pork Roll

  Dave and Nicole have their most erotic conversation yet, which leads them into Melania's Mar A Lago closet and into a vegan incel gathering.  Lick your fingers and listen in. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 07.18.2022

  Nicole's Birthday at Daddy Yankee's Funeral

  Dave welcomes Matt Schuster of @icecreambuythepint and sex expert/comedian/dairy queen Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy for Nicole's game-night themed birthday.  Who will have the most fingers up at the end of the night?  Tune in to find out. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice...

  
• 07.08.2022

  FMK with Brooke Rosenfeld

  Dave and Nicole welcome her work wife, Brooke Rosenfeld, MS, RD for a tough round of MFK. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 06.29.2022

  Lady G, Burqas, and Burning Hood(ie)s

  Dave catches Nicole in her bedroom getting ready for the next wave freedom-stripping in the good old U S of A, just in time for the holiday weekend. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 06.15.2022

  Ted Cruz: Splenda Daddy?

  Dave and Nicole take a peek inside a Colorado sex ring, celebrate Father's Day with extra Marlboros, and debate the potential joy in dating appliances. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 05.27.2022

  Burley

  Dave and Nicole welcome Burley of the Rage and Pillage podcast to talk gun violence, hall passes, and Nancy Pelosi's nether regions. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 05.19.2022

  Sour Puss

  Before they Thelma and Louise it with Madison Cawthorn, Dave and Nicole set up a lemonade stand. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 05.05.2022

  SCOTUS de Mayo

  Dave and Nicole try not to let the news of the day ruin a sacred holiday. www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 04.28.2022

  CTC, Chris Christie, and Scheduled Sex

  Dave and Nicole cross their fingers for a Chris Christie run to the White House, examine the schedule of a Brazilian polygamist, and ponder: are the ugliest couples the happiest? www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 04.01.2022

  Dirty Dozen, Disabled Orgies, and Daddy Issues

  Dave and Nicole dismantle the EWG's Dirty Dozen with actual science, wheel up to Mitch McConnell's latest coke-fueled orgy, and raise champagne coladas to New York's two sexiest sexagenarians. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 03.25.2022

  The Daniel Forde Episode

  Dave and Nicole touchdown in Montana, Texas, and finally, Spain and end up with butt tattoos...sort of. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 03.10.2022

  Squealing Pigs and such

  Dave and Nicole touch on bacon fat, oral sex, Shamrock shakes, and International Women's Day - in no particular order.   Grease up and join in. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 03.04.2022

  Plump Kittens and Milk Duds

  Dave and Nicole give fair warning to the modern day single woman, finally figure out why Milk Duds are so waxy, and debate Chiquita Banana Lady vs. the St. Pauli girl, all while throwing the latest food, sex, and politics...

  
• 02.10.2022

  Where Do Broken (Sex Doll) Hearts Go?

  Dave and Nicole ponder the ending of a doll-human relationship, Valentine's Day vs. Super Bowl, and the potential sexual merits of the fruit juice aisle. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 01.27.2022

  Carmel

  Dave and Nicole fight over the letter "A," debate the impending "oopsie" of Prince Andrew, discuss the desexualization of America's favorite candy and more. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 01.09.2022

  Build a Broad

  Dave and Nicole create a safe space for men which will help stop the spread. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 12.22.2021

  Christmas Special

  How many fingers does Santa get from Dave and Nicole?  Will the Omicron variant push step-play out of the pornopgraphic stratosphere?  So much to ponder on the annual Christmas episode, which is not illegal but also...not at all wholesome.  Happy...

  
• 12.16.2021

  Nancy, Nancy, Nancy

  Dave and Nicole explore Nancy Reagan's history on the casting couch, foot massages, what to do in a cream cheese shortage, and why we should either pray for the meteor or turn to Madonna. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 12.03.2021

  Destroy Your D*ck December and the Upside Down Pineapple Express

  Dave and Nicole visit the history of No Nut November, play FMK with the Cuomo boys, shit on Ghislaine Maxwell some more and document Dave's journey into TikTok, which ends on an...upside down note. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 11.23.2021

  Fuck Your Gratitude Journal

  Dave and Nicole celebrate their two year anniversary just in time for their other favorite holiday, Thanksgiving.  Potential death scenarios for Ghislaine Maxwell, strategies for avoiding being alone with a pedophile, and the commodification of gratitude are all on the...

  
• 11.12.2021

  Hot Dog Trees, Howard Stern, and Hookers

  Dave and Nicole debate the merits of a Stern presidency, talk the validity of hot dog studies, hatch a plan for sex workers, and bring Governor Cuomo back to the wheel. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 11.04.2021

  Big and Burley

  Dave and Nicole welcome Burley Boy BBQ of the Rage and Pillage Podcast to discuss facial treatments, the history of false eyelashes, and of course, WTF goes on in Texas.  It's a lot more masculine than it sounds. --- Send in...

  
• 10.28.2021

  Can I Get a Shmeer?

  Dave and Nicole play Guess Who in the senate, DP Kellogg's, and discuss all the red flags to avoid on Halloween. https://www.instagram.com/food.sex.politics/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 10.19.2021

  If You Can Reach...

  Dave and Nicole place bets on Bill Clinton's hospital stay, examine the legacy (and lies) of Colin Powell, and ask the age-old question that perhaps only Pilates can solve.  All this plus ice cream, prostitutes, and Dave Chappelle. --- Send in...

  
• 09.24.2021

  Can We Still Listen to R. Kelly?

  Dave and Nicole ask this burning question, but also: where's that pizza Herman Cain promised? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 09.19.2021

  Birthday Sex

  Dave and Nicole welcome Nutrition and Fitness Coach Amber Trejo to AOC, small appliance mishaps, the latest from Napa, and why unvaccinated men may soon be offering up freezer-bags full of semen.   Visit Amber on Instagram, @_nakedwellness_ --- Send in a...

  
• 09.10.2021

  Eat This...

  Dave and Nicole question the various tactics used to increase produce consumption in America, check in on a Florida man, and discuss the caste system of fall flavors. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 08.28.2021

  The Epoxy

  Dave and Nicole dive into OnlyFans, Afghanistan, safe sex strategies gone awry, and cattle before getting to know each other better. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message

  
• 08.14.2021

  Da Capocollo

  Dave and Nicole work through Governor Cuomo's resignation via song and prepared meats, but the question lingers: does anyone do a front-facing breast grab? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/foodsexpolitics/message