Forked Up

Forked Up episodes:

• 12.17.2021

  Wreck the Halls

  This week Matt and Michelle explore the mythology of mistletoe, dishwasher soup, and why the FDA had to tell consumers to stop eating dirt. Michelle proposes replacing car horns with beans while Matt considers the gnocchi black market.    Forked...

  
• 12.10.2021

  Merry Thiccmas

  This week Michelle and Matt explore Frosty the Snowman's criminal record, the classism behind caroling, and how cider was popularized by signing to trees. Michelle questions the media's motives surrounding Santa while Matt obsesses over a mysterious moon structure. Recipes...

  
• 12.03.2021

  Mile Fry Club

  This week Matt and Michelle talk about the worst meal ever served on a flight, why you should never replace potatoes, and candy canes biblical beginnings. Matt volunteers to drink contaminated water while Michelle stops LA traffic for a pup...

  
• 11.26.2021

  Much Ado About Stuffing

  This week in a special holiday episode Matt and Michelle break down the only Thanksgiving dishes that matter and which should be abolished forever. 

  
• 11.19.2021

  Okay Doomer

  This week Matt and Michelle explore the secret lives of bone eaters, why we owe our lives to mice, and how onion rings are bad for smuggling blow. Michelle explains how mashed potatoes are a product of prison and Matt wants that...

  
• 11.12.2021

  The Wellerman Come

  This week Michelle and Matt explore how the Environmental Protection Agency isn't really protecting the environment, easy ways to ruin marble countertops, and bribing Florida's food scene. Matt's curious about Russian sodas while Michelle explains the intricacies of baleen whales.    Creamy...

  
• 11.05.2021

  Brave New Meal

  This week Michelle and Matt explore growing food in space, the benefits of bats, and their new cookbook Brave New Meal. Matt gets sentimental while Michelle dismantles bird conspiracies.   Discussed recipes are Lemony Red Lentil Soup and Buckwheat Persimmon...

  
• 10.29.2021

  Arkham Kitchen

  This week Matt and Michelle explore a world without onions, hacking candy corn, and a popular butcher shop gets the axe. Michelle explains the myth behind razor blades in Halloween candy and Matt has beef with a shady costume store. ...

  
• 10.22.2021

  Deep Fried Music

  This week Michelle and Matt explore why everyone is quitting their jobs, how lithium laced soda pulled America through the Great Depression, and what beer will taste like during the climate apocalypse.   Michelle discusses men with questionable thigh tattoos while...

  
• 10.15.2021

  Get Rich or Spy Tryin'

  This week Matt and Michelle explore the history of hot soda, cereal strikes, and the ingredients to a nuclear secret sandwich. Michelle spooks up the studio while Matt defends his favorite costume.  All the recipes discussed including the Potato Breakfast...

  
• 10.08.2021

  Sweet and Sour Soda

  This week Michelle and Matt explore pork producers weaponizing wokeness, selling bodily fluids on the black market, and the ancient history behind your cardamom craving. Matt explains how a Blade Runner scene inspired a recipe photo while Michelle relives multiple...

  
• 10.01.2021

  Tombstone Treats

  This week Matt and Michelle discuss headstone hijinks, food court freedoms and bisexual senators, alive and dead. Matt welcomes a haunting while Michelle breaks down bay leaves.   Recipes discussed in this episode are Rum Banana Bread and Five Spice...

  
• 09.24.2021

  Dairy Queen Destruction Derby

  This week Matt and Michelle explore the end of corporate drug testing, black market whiskey, and what carbon dioxide has to do with the UK food shortages. Matt ponders the nightmarish anatomy of mermaids while Michelle scores some ivermectin.  ...

  
• 09.17.2021

  Pumpkin Spice Pirates

  This week Matt and Michelle discuss where bugs go when it rains, useless microwave buttons, and how hemp helps kids. Matt threatens to pull Vice House off the internet while Michelle explores pandemic profiteering.    Don't forget to preorder Brave New Meal and download Vice House...

  
• 09.10.2021

  Bologna Bandito

  This week Michelle and Matt explore the woman behind modern food styling, a 400 ton gabagoof, and how a bologna border bandit got caught. Matt is embarrassed by men's overall relationship with food while Michelle contemplates the origin of Grimace. ...

  
• 09.03.2021

  Rata-Boomy

  This week Matt and Michelle explore bullying adults into feeding children, gas vs electric stoves, and dinosaur fart berries. Matt wants to give his car to Will Smith and Michelle wants to stain your marble countertops.   Recipes discussed in...

  
• 08.27.2021

  Smashing for Science

  This week Matt and Michelle explore the milk crate olympics, the tasty truth behind Tajín, and the hot dog half life. Michelle has to explain to Matt that Martha Stewart doesn't own Martha's Vineyard. Matt takes a look at the...

  
• 08.20.2021

  We All Eatin

  This week Michelle and Matt explore cliff diving cuisine, butter vs The State of California, and the concept of Satan.  Recipes for Grains of Paradise Miso Pasta and Watermelon Cucumber Slushie on BADMANNERS.COM

  
• 08.13.2021

  The American Aisle

  This week Matt and Michelle explore the "ethnic" aisle, why bored kids eat healthier, and which spice is a felony in Florida.  The recipes discussed in this episode are the Grilled Romaine Salad, Summertime Tomato Vinaigrette, and Stone Fruit Smash.

  
• 08.06.2021

  Oldest Spice

  This week Matt and Michelle talk bacteria birthday cakes, picketing Pepsi, and the link between spicy pirate meat and Russian feet. Recipes discussed in this episode are the Smoky Summer Cocktail and One Pot Pasta Primavera. Watch the full episode...

  
• 07.30.2021

  Hot World Summer

  This week Matt and Michelle explore why prison food sucks, how Cleopatra seasoned her bath, and ketchup joins the battle for bun equality.    Recipes for this week are the Spiked Summertime Sweet Tea and the Chilled Coconut Corn Summer...

  
• 07.23.2021

  In the Spaghetto

  This week Michelle and Matt examine space tax sanctuaries, Pez pistols, and how eating organic could actually be worse for the planet. Discussed recipes are Green Rice Bowl and Black Bean Croquettes. 

  
• 07.16.2021

  Video Killed the Podcastar

  This week Matt and Michelle explore the creation of the club sandwich, Frito Lay funerals, and skunks shut down the studio. Forked Up is now available to watch on YouTube. Recipes mentioned in this episode are Nectarine Tomato Cobbler and Carrot...

  
• 07.09.2021

  Toilet Paper Calculus

  This week Michelle and Matt explore shoeless shoppers, Tyson foods is in clucking trouble, and the salsafication of America. They also talk about carrots cancelling hot dogs, that recipe available HERE from Leite's Culinaria and the Bad Manners 2: Party Grub cookbook. Sponsored by All33 use code...

  
• 07.02.2021

  Les McMisérables

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore frozen yogurt fraud, salmonella shrimp cocktails and how a McDonald's was forcefully occupied to feed a community.    Also 20% OFF EVERYTHING in the Bad Manners merch store until July 5th.      

  
• 06.25.2021

  Fugitive Dust

  This week,  Michelle and Matt explore a poorly planned pistachio heist, cookie conundrums, and the high cost of mediocre chocolate.    Also recipes for Wedge Salad, Strawberry Shortcake, and Frozen Bananas. 

  
• 06.18.2021

  Hugs Not Mugs

  This week, Michelle and Matt explore the saga behind Slurpees, legalizing carry-out cocktails and spaghetti protein shakes. 

  
• 06.11.2021

  Flight Club

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore why you’ve never seen a blue raspberry, ice cream classism and the cost of meat is getting steep.  Plus a brand new recipe for Sweet Corn Vinaigrette Pasta Salad on BADMANNERS.COM

  
• 06.04.2021

  Year 1 AV

  This week, Michelle and Matt explore how hackers are butchering the beef industry, struggle ketchup and enemies of the pod.  Recipe for Silky Red Pepper Pasta is available on BADMANNERS.COM 

  
• 05.28.2021

  Monster Cluck Rally

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore the beef with fake beef, getting arrested over cheese and what pizza has to do with child literacy. 

  
• 05.21.2021

  Worm Meat

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore flaming hot cheaters, the proliferation of plastic and spaghetti trailers.

  
• 05.14.2021

  Tiger Bling Ring

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore Old York, uncanceling plastic straws and why some cocktails glow.    Also, BRAVE NEW MEAL is available for preorders now everywhere books are sold. For more details, go to PRH.com/bravenewmeal

  
• 05.07.2021

  BAGEL BITE ME

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore rhubarb barns, the difference between crispy vs crunchy and seaweed sustainability. 

  
• 04.30.2021

  Gabagoofed

  This week, Michelle and Matt explore social media mafiosos, locally-sourced toilet wine and pornographic pepper mills.

  
• 04.23.2021

  Bobafret

  This week, Michelle and Matt are back exploring black market ketchup, ideal ice and tapioca travesties. They also reveal the title and release date for their upcoming fourth cookbook.

  
• 03.26.2021

  Teledildonic Delivery

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore historic hashish fudge, hepatitis hydration and why wine crime doesn't pay.    Also, there's a new recipe on our site for Chickpea and Barley Soup from the new cookbook The 30 Day Alzheimer's Solution by Dr. Dean Sherzai and Dr....

  
• 03.19.2021

  Heisted Again in Margaritaville

  This week, Michelle and Matt explore the legacy of David Mintz, cicada charcuterie and the French criminal connection.    The podience can now send questions, thoughts or highdeas to [email protected] and don't forget to try the Sweet Potato Rolled Tacos.

  
• 03.12.2021

  Burger Clowns and Crowns

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore why your grocery bill went up, canned beef inspectors and affordable orgy margaritas. Also, a new recipe for Sweet Potato & Spinach Rolled Tacos is available on BADMANNERS.COM

  
• 03.05.2021

  Gruel Oyster Cult

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore recipe piracy, the beginning of beer and the patent to play with your food. Also, the new editions of the Bad Manners cookbook trilogy are now available wherever books are sold. 

  
• 02.26.2021

  Breakfast Feed Bags

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore cocaine cereal, ancient Egyptian breweries and kolache culture.  Plus, a new recipe at BADMANNERS.COM and if you're in a position to help, FEEDINGTEXAS.ORG is on the frontlines getting Texans food, water, and heat since Ted Cruz won't. 

  
• 02.19.2021

  Space Traffic Jam

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore the uncanny valley, the racist origins of tipping and how pizza is the answer to all NASA's problems. 

  
• 02.12.2021

  February Flub

  Matt and Michelle got buried under dirty dishes this week but will be back next week with a brand new episode.

  
• 02.05.2021

  Porn and Plants

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore reverse cannibalism, the father of CSAs and how your internet access impacts your plate.

  
• 01.29.2021

  Couch Potato Parade

  This week, Matt and Michelle explore millennial discounts, craving cartoon food and why the customer is always wrong. 

  
• 01.22.2021

  Care-ANON

  This week, Michelle and Matt explore working for big wiener, glass flavored hot pockets and historic statesman suppers.

  
• 01.15.2021

  Coup Amongst Us?

  This week, Michelle and Matt explore organic jail food, anosmiacs anonymous and the big impact of a single grain of rice. Plus a new recipe for Tomato Rosemary and White Bean Soup. 

  
• 01.01.2021

  Champagne AND Problems

  This week, Matt and Michelle review the year that was 2020 while drinking and burning shit to the ground.

  
• 12.25.2020

  Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals

  This week, Matt and Michelle talk about how to make the holidays a little brighter. 

  
• 12.18.2020

  Inescapably Home for the Holidays

  This week, Michelle and Matt explore citrus stockings, depression erections and cavemen cookbooks.    Also new merch available at BadManners.com!

  
• 12.11.2020

  Chicken Lawsuits for the Soul

  This week, Michelle and Matt explore gambling with water, inspector imposters and the Queen's gingerbread flex.