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• 06.23.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 52: The Last One

  It's been a long time coming. This episode may seem unceremonious but it is a great weight lifted from both our shoulders here at Vampires Piss. This is the one and only in person episode of the show, and it...

  
• 05.20.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 51: This One’s Nasty

  WARNING: This episode contains spoilers for the show Yellowjackets. Man this one is rough. We're just so excited to be done with this project that we got REAL raunchy all of the sudden. We talk about piss, and dicks, and all...

  
• 05.18.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 50: The Recommendations Section

  WE HIT DA BIG 50!!!!!! Only 2 more episodes left until we are DONE with this shit.  In this one we decided to take stock of all the movies this movie reminds us of, to varying success.

  
• 05.04.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 49: The Dark Web

  We recorded this one right after the last one can you tell? The important info is still in this one too though.... check it out...

  
• 05.04.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 48: Jack Black

  Here's the next! Some important info in this episode.... Look if u want...

  
• 05.04.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 47: Bowsette Origins

  Whoops! We haven't posted in three weeks! We're some busy lads and we are REALLY bad at time management. Sorry! Here's the next three episodes! Stay alert important announcements are abound!

  
• 04.13.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 46: Pandemic 2

  It's a pretty standard episode this time. The one big thing we got is a *slightly* less vague announcement about what's happening in May! NYC people keep your eyes out for dates for a LIVE SCREENING of Vampires Kiss!!!

  
• 04.06.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 45: Soaking

  Whoa two episodes in one day? Is it a holiday? A special occasion? No Cassidy just can't manage his own schedule. Enjoy though!

  
• 04.06.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 44: Grievances

  We have some harsh words for this movie that I'm sure this movie doesn't want to hear but it NEEDS to hear them. We just don't like it very much anymore.

  
• 03.22.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 43:Milf Manor

  This one's a doozy. No one was particularly sober for this record and it definitely shows. But whatever we're adults and you're not our dad so LAY OFF!!

  
• 03.16.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 42: The Oscars

  Whoops this ones a couple days late! But we mostly talk oscars in this one. This is vital listening our movie opinions are INVALUABLE!!!

  
• 03.07.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 41: Raw

  Whoa what's this? TWO Episodes in one week? Why it's a birthday miracle! It's Cassidy's birthday gift to the world, and not that he was too busy playing Monster Hunter World to edit the episodes in a timely fashion! Honestly...

  
• 03.07.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 40: Entomophagy w/ guest Mike Lorig

  We did it! We hit the big 4 0! And we did it with the help of special guest Mike Lorig! Everybody give him a hand!

  
• 02.22.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 39: A Fast Episode w/ guest Krstina Mastilovic

  This ones a short one because none of your damn business! On this one Cassidy wastes his single mulligan, and we have on esteemed guest Krstina Mastilovic! Everyone go give her a follow on twitter and instagram @inkdem!

  
• 02.15.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 38: Therapy

  In this episode we are bettering ourselves using a special therapeutic edit of the movie. We are now completely normal.

  
• 02.06.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 37: After

  Continuing our arguably dicey trend of double features of thematically appropriate movies, this week we watched After Hours along with our usual prey. We'll probably have to make up for this one.

  
• 01.31.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 36: Bitten

  We continue our series of VK appropriate double features, and get down with a little movie called Once Bitten.

  
• 01.23.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode35: Martin vs. Lowe

  We did a classic double feature of the George Romero movie Martin. Lot of similarities between these two movies. Makes Robby Bierman's claim that this movie was ahead of its time seem a little silly.

  
• 01.16.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 34: Listening and Learning

  Whew! That last episode was weird! On this one we're super normal. Absolutely normal on this front!

  
• 01.16.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 34: Listening and Learning

  Whew! That last episode was weird! We're normal this time folks! Very normal episode over here!

  
• 01.08.2023

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 33: New

  Happy new year everyone! First episode of 2023! New year, new movie! Here's to 55 more watches!!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  
• 12.31.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 32: Watch Along

  This is another one for the real fans among you. We recommend you listen to this episode while watching the movie. Or don't. It might be bad. We certainly aren't going to do it.  Happy New Year everyone! See you for...

  
• 12.31.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 31: Hagfish

  You may have noticed by now that we haven't edited out any instance of us saying the word "Tubi." That's our Christmas Gift to them. Give them a little walkin around money.

  
• 12.31.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 30: Time Travel w/ guest Rose Tarantino

  We got a guest on this one! We still got it!!!

  
• 12.31.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 29: The List

  Thought we forgot about you huh? Thought we gave it up after 28 episodes? You thought WRONG! We've been recording episodes all month! The holidays are just really impossible to to schedule some editing time into. Anyways, enjoy all the...

  
• 12.06.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 28: Return of the King

  Content Warning: This episode contains extended discussion of mental health and a trip to the psych ward.    On this episode, Matteo is back in town!

  
• 11.23.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 27: Letterboxd Girlies w/ guest Esen Arikan

  We have a very special episode for you today! This episode spans the ocean! This episode was recorded on two different continents! We are overjoyed to welcome to the show, all the way from Istanbul, special guest Esen Arikan!

  
• 11.16.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 26: Yogurt w/ guest Casey Cronen

  Another week, another episode, another special guest! Pretty traditional watch this week, just a little researched. Many dark secrets were learned.

  
• 11.06.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 25: Big Chungus w/ guest Tom Murtagh

  Halloween has come and gone and Cassidy didn't really do anything special with it, and also didn't edit this on time to have any proximity with halloween. Miss u already best holiday.  Anyway say hello to new guest Tom Murtagh! Go...

  
• 10.25.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 24: Theories w/ guest John Vella

  As an apology for last weeks very bad episode, here is an actually good episode. Well recorded, thought out, funny guest, its got the works. Speaking of, welcome special guest John Vella to the show! You can go follow him...

  
• 10.19.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 23: Jet Lag

  This one is for the true fans. Not because it's full of references for you or of you, but because its hard to listen to, and only a someone who really likes us a whole lot would sit through this.  Cassidy...

  
• 10.12.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 22: Loosey Goosey

  Cassidy is flying to NY this week so this episode is coming out EARLY! Or is it? Time means nothing to us anymore.

  
• 10.09.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 21: Arizona Iced Tea

  This episode is sponsored by Arizona Iced Tea... WE WISH! We love u Arizona plz give us money.

  
• 09.28.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 20: Lasting Effects

  This is a sleepier episode, especially since Cassidy had just woken up from his watch. The effects are being felt in this one.

  
• 09.22.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 19: Valentine is Here, We Promise w/ guest Valentina Hueck

  This episode features  special guest Valentina Hueck! Go check out her latest work on Instagram @blackmorningfilm! What's that? This episode sounds weird? You sound weird. This episode is normal.

  
• 09.15.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 18.5: Another Voicemail

  Been a while since our last upload! Cassidy has been in the business of moving this last week so he's been too busy to record proper. As fate would have it though, something happened to him that became recording worthy....

  
• 09.03.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 18: Hiding

  It is a dark day here at Vampire's Piss HQ. Our once beloved TubiTV has taken Vampire's Kiss off of their streaming service. Keep us in your thoughts.  Also Cassidy Recorded in a closet this time and would probably do this...

  
• 08.29.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 17: Being Watched

  This episode was recorded before Cassidy had a chance to listen to the voicemail, so you will have to excuse his ignorance. He knows the truth now, and so should you. Stay safe out there listeners. -VP

  
• 08.27.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 16.5: The Voicemail

  Matt has made some huge discoveries. There is more to this movie than we initially thought. The truth is out there listeners.

  
• 08.20.2022

  Vampire’s Kiss Episode 16: Cockroach Handler w/ guest Graham Chorusey

  Matt couldn't make the record this week so Cassidy is joined by special guest Graham Chorusey! Someone who actually does research on the show! What a treat!

  
• 08.11.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 15: American Psycho

  Yeah yeah the episodes are getting longer but what can we say? We have a lot to say! And in this episode we have a lot of good shit to say, that you should listen to. So do it! Now!

  
• 07.29.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 14: Kirby is in This One

  This episode features the appearance of a beloved doggy by name of Kirby! You MUST listen. It is IMPORTANT!

  
• 07.17.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 13: Tubi... or Not Tubi...

  On this episode we've only got ONE thing on the mind, and that is our hopeful future sponsor TUBI baby! Best streaming site out there! It's free, and there is definitely a selection for every person that will make them...

  
• 07.04.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 12: Heavy Stuff

  A LOT has happened since the last episode, but we're not here to get into all of that. We're here to talk about the 1988 CLASSIC Vampire's Kiss. And some other stuff, you know how we are.

  
• 06.23.2022

  Vimpire’s Piss Episode 11: Slow Motion

  In this episode our early birds played with time and one of them got burned for it.

  
• 06.21.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 10: Morb Swap!

  Hey guys? I-is Morbius still funny? Guys? P-please listen to this special episode where Matt and I give ourselves a little extra punishment by watching special editions of Vampire's Kiss with a fun little twist.

  
• 06.10.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 9: Politics

  We're back on our own, once again, watching Vampire's Kiss on varying playback speeds.

  
• 06.09.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 8: Deep Analysis w/guests Anika & Vivienne

  We are once again joined by a couple of beautiful guests! This time we are joined by beloved Gamereel host Anika Guttormson and their partner Vivienne! We had a blast having them on the show and expect to see them...

  
• 05.30.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 7: New Blood w/ guests Jordan& Stina

  We've got guests in the studio today, name of Jordan and Stina! They are good friends of the show and wonderful artists! Go follow them on twitter and instagram at @navasketch and @stinasloane!

  
• 05.17.2022

  Vampire’s Piss Episode 6: Psychedelics

  And here is Episode 6!