Groceries!

By Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi

What's Groceries! about?

Everything you ever wanted to know about the place we all buy food. From cotton candy grapes to who Mary is and why she’s “gone crackers," comedians Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi have all the answers you never know you needed.

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Groceries! episodes:

11.30.2023
Zitomer
Will Bryan get kicked out of his first store? Enjoy this peek behind our Patreon paywall! Enjoy all 3 seasons of Groceries, plus hours of additional bonus content with our Columbo and Dateline Recaps, Dolls and more! ...
11.02.2023
Smith's Santa Fe
This week Erin takes us to Smith's Food and Drug in Santa Fe! Enjoying Season 3? Join us on the Road to 3,000 on Patreon! Right now you can enjoy the entire back catalog of Seasons 1-3 of Groceries, plus hours...
10.19.2023
Zabar's
This week Bryan takes us to New York's gourmet emporium specializing in smoked fish, caviar, coffee, cheese, kitchen goods & housewares. If you're enjoying this peek behind the paywall, join us on our Road to 3,000 Patreon subscribers! All 3 seasons...
10.05.2023
Rancho Gordo Bean Club Update / Kaune's Neighborhood Market
Season 3, Episode 2 out from behind the paywall! This week Erin updates us on her Rancho Gordo Bean Club wait list, and gives us a tour of Kaune's Neighborhood Market in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Join us on the road...
09.22.2023
Fairway Market Upper West Side
Groceries Season 3 is coming out from behind the paywall! This week Bryan takes us to Fairway Market Upper West Side. Join us on Patreon! Once we hit 3,000 subscribers we will be starting Season 4 of GROCERIES! All our tiers...
10.11.2022
S2E13: Yümmy Bazaar
Yümmy Bazaar Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.11.2022
S2E12: Farm Fresh To You
Farm Fresh To You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.11.2022
S2E11: Frontier Co-Op
Frontier Co-Op Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E10: Zingerman's
Zingerman's Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E9: Market Hall Foods
Market Hall Foods Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E8: Tokyo Central
Tokyo Central Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E7: Talin & Trader Joe's
Talin & Trader Joe's Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E6: Costco Part Deux & Murray's w Naomi Ekperigin
Costco Part Deux & Murray's w Naomi Ekperigin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E5: Natural Grocers & Cookie Crock
Natural Grocers & Cookie Crock Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E4: Costco & Skarsgaard Farms w/ Why We Drink
Costco & Skarsgaard Farms w/ Why We Drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E3: Super Target & Market St w/ Trixie Mattel
Super Target & Market St w/ Trixie Mattel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E2: Aldi & Penzey's w/ Matt Bellassai
Aldi & Penzey's w/ Matt Bellassai Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.10.2022
S2E1: Rainbow Grocery + Winn-Dixie
S2E1: Rainbow Grocery + Winn-Dixie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.11.2021
S1E13: La Montañita + Food 4 Less
Attention shoppers! In the season finale of GROCERIES!, Erin heads to La Montanita in Santa Fe. Then, Bryan finds less really is more at Food 4 Less. Email us at [email protected]! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
01.04.2021
S1E12: Ralphs + Ai Hoa
This week Bryan heads to Ralphs, Erin explores Ai Hoa, and YOU get to hear about a soup that will break your dick off. Email us at [email protected]! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.21.2020
S1E11: IKEA + Brentwood Country Mart
This elderberry-jam packed episode features IKEA, Brentwood Country Mart, Sabrina Jalees, Ashley Tisdale, and MORE. Email us at [email protected]! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12.07.2020
S1E10: D.C. Wegmans
It's all the tea on T-E-A...and Wegmans! Plus some "Returns & Exchanges." Email us at [email protected]! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11.23.2020
S1E9: 99 Cent Store + Sprouts WeHo
Bryan has 99 problems but the 99 cent store ain't one. Then Erin takes a trip to Sprouts. Email us at [email protected]! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11.09.2020
S1E8: Charlie Brown Farms + Jons
Erin finds more than peanuts at Charlie Brown Farms while Bryan stops by Jons (spelled the gay way.) Email us at [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.26.2020
S1E7: Smart & Final + Monsieur Marcel
Bryan's a real smart alec at Smart & Final. Then Erin says bonjour to Monsieur Marcel. Email us at [email protected]. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10.12.2020
S1E6: Erewhon on Beverly + Waitrose
Erin's on the road to Erewhon and Bryan's in the checkout queue at Waitrose (which is in England.) Email us at [email protected]. Ta ta! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
09.28.2020
S1E5: Pavillions Santa Monica + Ralphs Alhambra
This week Bryan takes us to Pavillions on Santa Monica Blvd for the cheapest Veuve Clicquot in the whole wide monde. Then at Ralph's, Erin puts her foot down when it comes to foot-shaped foods. Email as at [email protected]! Learn more...
09.14.2020
S1E4: Cookbook Echo Park + Whole Foods Silverlake
Erin starts us off this week with an exploration of the “neighborhood green grocer” Cookbook in Echo Park! Then, Bryan dives into the “post-grad” grocery store 365 by Whole Foods in Silverlake. Email us at [email protected]. See you in the...
08.31.2020
S1E3: Trader Joe's Los Feliz + Helen Albert Farmer's Market
Ahoy grocery shoppers! This week on Groceries, Bryan sets sail to Trader Joe's and Erin gives the Helen Albert Certified Farmers’ Market nine out of ten CCGs baby!Send us your grocery questions and comments at [email protected] Learn more about your ad...
08.17.2020
S1E2: Bristol Farms Beverly Hills + Gelsons Silverlake
Erin and Bryan are back from the aisles bringing grocery tales of the opulent Beverly Hills Bristol Farms and wide-aisled Silverlake Gelsons. Email us at [email protected]! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
08.03.2020
S1E1: Albertsons Los Feliz + Whole Foods WeHo
Attitudes! Presents: GROCERIES! On the premiere episode, Erin and Bryan break out the Cotton Candy Grapes rating system for the Los Feliz Albertsons and the West Hollywood Whole Foods. We cover rotisserie chickens, plain vs. smoked Maldon salt, favorite familiar...

What's Groceries! about?

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Groceries! episodes:

Zitomer

Smith's Santa Fe

Zabar's

Rancho Gordo Bean Club Update / Kaune's Neighborhood Market

Fairway Market Upper West Side

S2E13: Yümmy Bazaar

S2E12: Farm Fresh To You

S2E11: Frontier Co-Op

S2E10: Zingerman's

S2E9: Market Hall Foods

S2E8: Tokyo Central

S2E7: Talin & Trader Joe's

S2E6: Costco Part Deux & Murray's w Naomi Ekperigin

S2E5: Natural Grocers & Cookie Crock

S2E4: Costco & Skarsgaard Farms w/ Why We Drink

S2E3: Super Target & Market St w/ Trixie Mattel

S2E2: Aldi & Penzey's w/ Matt Bellassai

S2E1: Rainbow Grocery + Winn-Dixie

S1E13: La Montañita + Food 4 Less

S1E12: Ralphs + Ai Hoa

S1E11: IKEA + Brentwood Country Mart

S1E10: D.C. Wegmans

S1E9: 99 Cent Store + Sprouts WeHo

S1E8: Charlie Brown Farms + Jons

S1E7: Smart & Final + Monsieur Marcel

S1E6: Erewhon on Beverly + Waitrose

S1E5: Pavillions Santa Monica + Ralphs Alhambra

S1E4: Cookbook Echo Park + Whole Foods Silverlake

S1E3: Trader Joe's Los Feliz + Helen Albert Farmer's Market

S1E2: Bristol Farms Beverly Hills + Gelsons Silverlake

S1E1: Albertsons Los Feliz + Whole Foods WeHo

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