034 - Growing Pains | Memorial (Season 4 Premiere)

The AMPire Diaries Episode 34: “Growing Pains” | “Memorial”

AMPies, we are in Season 4 of The Vampire Diaries now. Please clap. And guess what? We recorded these episodes—“Growing Pains” (Season 4, Episode 1) and “Memorial” (Season 4, Episode 2)—during one of those “fun” Los Angeles heatwaves, so please bear with us as you listen to the heat seep into our brains in real time. So, what are our soup brains talking this week? Well...

- "Heightened."

- The "jacked little boy" image that haunts Morgan.

- Damo reaching critical piss baby levels.

- T-Klaus, aka the horniest we’ve been since Sage.

- Punch cards.

- The TVD cast as Klaus Mikaelson.

- A good number of visual bits that don’t translate to the audio medium.

- Another perfect Damo plan.

- Standalone episode ideas for Bonnie.

- Connor Jordan, an attractive man.

- Grumpy Old Boys.

- "Nice ink."

- And even the new P’s (previouslies).

“ELENA'S WORST NIGHTMARE” (“Growing Pains”)

“A NEW DANGER COMES TO TOWN” (“Memorial”)

The more AMPED logline this time around? Sorry to Elena’s worst nightmare, but there’s a new danger in town. “Memorial,” it is.

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Growing Pains”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiW029kEE2E

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Growing Pains”: Pastor Young’s coup AND Elena’s vampire transition.

The Official CW Promo for “Memorial”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrRTsR1XEhI

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Memorial”: The multiple memorials for Mystic Falls’ multiple dead people.

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