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He Called The Cops On Me with The Girls Gotta Eat | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 50

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! 
 
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Intro
3:34 Having Babies
8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh
12:48 Drafting the American Civil War
20:34 FOX NEWS
24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag
29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH
37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers
50:51 Nas
54:45 Kat’s Boobs
58:49 VOICEMAILS

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Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 168

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan,  Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!

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Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 167

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Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?


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03:06 Chris’s First Impression

05:10 Rice Kings

12:50 Chris is Gay

24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh

38:23 Unsavable People

51:20 Phones are Bad for You

55:46 Susan’s Problems

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