How To Do Everything

How To Do Everything episodes:

• 11.18.2016

  Beefily Ever After

  In our last episode, we learn how to drink tea, build human towers, watch the sunset forever and find the Ian inside all of us.

  
• 11.11.2016

  Freedom, Justice, or Peter Sagal

  We learn what happened to a two-thousand year-old toe, and what to do when our voices make you sick.

  
• 11.04.2016

  StoryCorn

  Devil In The White City author Erik Larson helps us write gooder, and we tell you how to snack silently at the movies.

  
• 10.28.2016

  We Accidentally Made A Halloween Episode

  Mark Bittman helps us answer a very creepy question, and we learn who's helping the Obamas move.

  
• 10.21.2016

  Romancing The Cod

  How to talk to fish and protect your yard signs.

  
• 10.13.2016

  Trust Him On The Frustum

  We help you brush that dirt off your shoulder and get the most out of your Reese's.

  
• 10.07.2016

  The Never-Ending Cave

  We tell you how to get deep and how to fake childhood memories.

  
• 09.30.2016

  The Sound of Silence

  A listener needs help opening his Velcro bag quietly, so we call in the military.

  
• 09.23.2016

  Fiddlin', Gruntin', Snorin' and Carlin'

  How to get people to remember your name and find thousands of worms. Note: this episode talks about curse words but bleeps them out. It's educational, but there's a lot of cursing.

  
• 09.16.2016

  The Champ

  We tell you how to keep your fries crispy and make your friends cry.

  
• 09.09.2016

  Usain/Boat

  How to lose to Usain Bolt by a slightly smaller margin, and another use for your bowling shoes.

  
• 09.02.2016

  Bonny's Dream

  How to endure hearing someone describe their dream.

  
• 08.26.2016

  Bears and Bubbles

  How to bathe discreetly and get close to a panda.

  
• 08.19.2016

  Bears, Tigers, Leeches, and Spicy Food

  How to pick a winner in a bear v. tiger fight, find an endangered species, and eat spicy food.

  
• 08.12.2016

  Best Man O' War

  How to train your pet jellyfish and plan a wedding no one will forget.

  
• 08.05.2016

  The Only Olympics Guide You'll Ever Need

  With how-to advice from a bunch of Olympians and Patrick Stewart.

  
• 07.29.2016

  Lyin' Eyes

  How to protect your cow and pull a loose tooth.

  
• 07.21.2016

  Merry Chrismas!

  How to celebrate your new favorite holiday and enjoy the Summer Olympics.

  
• 07.15.2016

  Pee-Rex

  How to talk to a dinosaur and survive a public bathroom.

  
• 07.08.2016

  Human Feet and Graham Crackers

  How to have less fun at the beach, and how to enjoy graham crackers.

  
• 07.01.2016

  A Bulge in the Ol' Onion Bag

  How to defend against the dark arts, call someone a jerk, and look cool around dads.

  
• 06.24.2016

  The Birds & the Bees

  We help Ryan and Ryan, and learn what bees are thinking.

  
• 06.17.2016

  Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

  How to blend into the background, and harness the secret power of watermelon.

  
• 06.11.2016

  The Pee Dance

  Why you do what you do when you've really gotta go.

  
• 06.03.2016

  Scoreboards, Scanners and Southwest

  How to keep score at a Cubs game and find the best seat on your next flight.

  
• 05.27.2016

  The Stink Tree

  This week we save a marriage and improve the most awkward minute of your day.

  
• 05.20.2016

  You're The Man Now, Dog II

  This week we find out why EJ sings.

  
• 05.13.2016

  You're The Man Now, Dog

  How AC/DC could save your life, and we defend weasels.

  
• 05.06.2016

  Nsyncs and Faucets

  How to keep a secret, and how to say goodbye bye bye.

  
• 04.29.2016

  The Next Generation

  A 21st Century mom gets a visit from the 24th Century.

  
• 04.22.2016

  Yes, No, and Present

  How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper.

  
• 04.15.2016

  The Interminator

  How to shake hands like a politician, free up space on your iPhone, and talk about golf.

  
• 04.08.2016

  The Office Spitter

  The fun way to monitor air pollution and deal with an annoying co-worker.

  
• 03.31.2016

  Sabotage!

  How to defeat the Nazis and wind the Great Clock.

  
• 03.25.2016

  Long Distance

  We talk to astronauts on the International Space Station, and help name a burrito restaurant here on earth.

  
• 03.18.2016

  Headphones Recommended For This Episode

  How to start your day and clean the ceiling.

  
• 03.11.2016

  Crooked Letter Humpback

  How to tell the presidential candidates apart and count seconds effectively.

  
• 03.05.2016

  Bum Bum Bum Bummmmmm

  How to actually enjoy yourself at the symphony, and sneak your name into your favorite TV show.

  
• 02.26.2016

  Love & Basketball

  This episode has nothing to do with the movie "Love & Basketball."

  
• 02.19.2016

  Science Hotline Bling

  Special guest Nick Offerman solves your biggest problem, and who to call when a killer asteroid is on its way.

  
• 02.12.2016

  The Axe Effect

  How to make your food taste sweeter, and valentines that say Be Someone Else's.

  
• 02.05.2016

  Leave a Message at the Beep

  How to leave a message, send a message, and destroy drones.

  
• 01.29.2016

  NASCAR & Donald Trump

  Boy, that title makes it seem like a different show this week. Note: this podcast contains no actual Donald Trump.

  
• 01.22.2016

  Henry & Robbie

  How to make s'mores in the most dangerous way possible, and how to make s'peace with your rooster.

  
• 01.16.2016

  Escape!

  How to sleep with the fishes and live like El Chapo.

  
• 01.08.2016

  Bulls, Bears, Elks and Peters

  How to talk about the stock market, get an elk out of your basement, and spoil SpaghettiOs.

  
• 12.18.2015

  Goodnight Goose

  How to deter thieves, tell a bedtime story, hum a song, and find sunken treasure.

  
• 12.11.2015

  All I Want For Christmas Is Poo

  How to celebrate Christmas in Catalonia, ruin French toast, and get a seat on the subway.

  
• 12.03.2015

  The Pants-Splitting Index

  How to find giant insects, serve eggnog, and welcome extraterrestrials.

  
• 11.25.2015

  Thanksgiving Dinner

  How to always win the wishbone pull, dodge awkward dinner conversations, and eat as much as possible.