Strap in folks, it’s a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today’s so-called “Solar Eclipse”: Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they’re writing a nasty doom metal album? Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I’m right here The real conspiracy is that there’s no conspiracy but they are going to steal your stuff when you look at the eclipse. Did you know that the Eclipse’s path of totality is crossing the Bible Belt and passing through 43 towns named Bethlehem? Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Feeble Little Horse- Chores 

#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?

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Two FBI agent brothers, Marcus (Marlon Wayans) and Kevin Copeland (Shawn Wayans), accidentally foil a drug bust. As punishment, they are forced to escort a pair of socialites (Anne Dudek, Rochelle Aytes) to the Hamptons, where they're going to be used as bait for a kidnapper. But when the girls realize the FBI's plan, they refuse to go. Left without options, Marcus and Kevin decide to pose as the sisters, transforming themselves from African-American men into a pair of blonde, white women Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

#624 White Chicks (preview)

TODAY: We cover the Biden Administration’s flailing response to the ICC issuing arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu And we explore the unhinged Israeli/Zionist backlash against Norway, Ireland, and Spain for recognizing Palestinian statehood. We also have immediately withdrawn all MDC embassy workers from these countries. FINALLY: The WOKE pope names a new saint and he’s… a what??? (Millennial)  Do you pray to him by crossing yourself with the Konami code or what?? Hello?? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

#623 This post is for illustrative purposes and did not actually occur

TODAY: Mark Wahlberg and Clint Eastwood decide to form their own NON-WOKE Hollywood… according to viral misinformation campaigns on Facebook.  A local news channel covers this trend of putting “satirical” red meat in front of right-wing audiences to get clicks, and conservatives attack the news outlet for shaming “free-thinkers.” PLUS: NFL kicker Harrison Butler gives an Andrew Tate-style commencement speech about how society is making men gay and how most of the graduating women are “probably” fantasizing about being housewives and mothers. (100% fact-checked by Patriots) FINALLY: Racists freak out about a (historically accurate) black samurai in the new Assassin’s Creed video game. Is this the historical realism we’ve come to expect from a game about teleporting into your ancestor’s brains to get a magical staff from Pythagoras?? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

#622 No, my tears taste like intelligence. Something you are missing. (preview)

TODAY we’re talking about the killing of Robert Fortson, a Black US Airman, inside his own home while armed with a legal handgun. We watch the right’s unified front against BLM splinter as body cam footage shows Mr. Fortson pointing the gun down when he is shot. ALSO: Two Biden staffers resign amid his support for Israel’s war on Gaza, and we go to the Washington Post comment section to see what the world’s smuggest liberals have to say about it. FINALLY: It’s the incredible story of a Zionist college crusader who was forced into the pungent embrace of cheese addiction by campus Palestine groups. Oh, Brie-have! (Austin Powers) Home Front- Overtime Tzompantli- Tlayohualli Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

#621 He was murdered but it was NOT about race

TODAY: Alex encounters two separate MDC style coworkers in his UPS facebook groups using dead coworkers to promote their awful, reactionary politics. Let’s see how this one plays out PLUS: Terrace K Williams has $25k stolen from him (?) but won’t stoop to naming the guy who did it (??). We investigate. FINALLY: We look at the objects of two bizarre instances of nostalgic fascism: Sixpence None The Richer’s “Kiss Me,” and Alien Ant Farm’s cover of “Smooth Criminal.” Strong Men (Dawson) create good times (Dawson’s Creek). Niko B - it's not litter if you bin it Jack Johnson- Flake Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?

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