JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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What's JaackMaate’s Happy Hour about?

Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

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JaackMaate’s Happy Hour episodes:

05.16.2024
473 - IS THIS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX?
We’re exploring “glitches in the matrix” - peculiar events that seemingly can only be explained by the possibility that we’re living in a simulation… or drugs. Cheating death, missing children, infinite water bottles, duplicate parents and phone calls from beyond the...
05.13.2024
472 - Dragons' Dean Is BACK! (Part 4)
It's the return of Dragon's Dean with Jack, Alfie and Robbie! As is tradition on this podcast, we've taken a successful format and changed it slightly so we don't get sued. Enter "Dragons' Dean" where the boys are eager to...
05.09.2024
471 - SIMON WILSON RETURNS! - Insane Afghanistan Exclusive, BANNED From USA, & How To Get Free Upgrades!
For years, Simon Wilson’s followers have questioned what TRULY happened on that infamous trip to Afghanistan. Why did Simon have to flee the country just an hour after landing in Kabul? What did Simon REALLY mean when he wrote “would...
05.06.2024
470 - I Was Today Years Old… (Things We Really Should Have Known Earlier In Life!)
The FourSkins are testing their intelligence with a selection of “I was today years old…” - things we should have realised a lot earlier in life but for some reason have completely missed until now. There’s plenty to learn as...
05.02.2024
469 - Tit Twister, Cummy Calendars, & Spicy Sex (Literally)… FourSkins React To Your WEIRD Confessions!
After our last confessions episode (#464) with the infamous cummy knickers went down a storm, Jaack, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie have once again dusted off their big box of dark confessions (which is less of a box, and more so...
04.29.2024
468 - Robbie Knox Has Taken Over!
After the failed attempts at presidential status of former candidates Jaack, Stevie and Alfie, it's finally time for Robbie to address the nation and show us why he’s fit to govern the country. With a party name and slogan to...
04.25.2024
467 - MATT RICHARDSON - Partying with Kate Moss, X Factor Sex Pests, & Being A Fake Pilot!
Comedian, presenter, and now affectionately known as “Will Second Best” - Matt Richardson brings laughs aplenty to the Happy Hour studio! Matt shares stories from his time hosting Xtra Factor and has a RAUNCHY Sharon Osbourne story to tell! Speaking...
04.22.2024
466 - All Caught Up! From Hardest Geezer in Africa, to Snowbombing in Austria!
From the glorious Tunisian sunshine, to the snowy picturesque Austrian mountains, Jack, Stevie & Robbie have been jetsetting around the globe! Alfie has also had a stroll around Stowmarket. Jack and Stevie catch the guys up with everything that happened out...
04.18.2024
465 - JOSH WIDDICOMBE - Selling Fake Burberry, Writing For Dora The Explorer, & Gigging To Just TWO PEOPLE!
Gracing the yellow studio today is the first comedian that Stevie ever saw live, and a longtime comedy hero for Jaack - it's Josh Widdicombe! Before becoming a hugely successful comic, Josh had some very unconventional jobs, including shilling fake...
04.15.2024
464 - FourSkins React To Your DARKEST CONFESSIONS YET!
Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie have dusted off their big box of creepy confessions (which isn't actually a box, and more so an anonymous Reddit submission form), ready to decide if thou are forgiven or not. The FourSkins dissected a...
04.11.2024
463 - HARDEST GEEZER II - Exclusive First Podcast Since Running The Length of Africa!
Russ Cook, aka Hardest Geezer, last joined the Happy Hour boys in December of 2021, in which he revealed his dreams of running the entire length of Africa. Just a madman with a dream, right? Wrong. We caught up with Russ...
04.04.2024
462 - We Need To Be Honest With You…
A double main show week AND the FourSkins are all in town?! Get innnn! We’re taking inspo from LadBible’s ‘Honesty Box’, which some of our previous Happy Hour guests have featured on, and putting our own spin on it -...
04.01.2024
461 - MORE of the World’s Most AMAZING People! (First Human Cyborg, Time Travel, & The World’s Biggest Poo…)
We asked AI to give us “an original funny concept for JaackMaate’s Happy Hour” episode idea… and they were all SHIT. So we’re doing another episode of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals instead! Alfie has researched more of the world’s most amazing people...
03.29.2024
460 - PHIL HEATH - 7x Mr Olympia, & Bodybuilding GIANT
Jaack & super sub host Alfie are this week joined by a man who is as giant in size as he is in personality. 7 time Mr Olympia Phil Heath squeezes his way into the Happy Hour studio to discuss...
03.26.2024
459 - LUKE LITTLER - The Nuke’s First Exclusive Podcast!
In just four months since the PDC World Championships, Luke Littler has risen to the very top of sporting fame, and today The Nuke himself sits down with Jaack & Stevie to discuss his whirlwind career so far. At just...
03.21.2024
458 - MOLLY "MEATBALL" MCCANN - $2million Drake Bet, Ngannou v Fury, & SCOUSE TEST!
She's Scouse. She's fierce. And she's NOT afraid to take the piss out of us! Molly "Meatball" McCann swaps out grappling a tough MMA opponent, for sitting opposite two absolute MMA novices for her Happy Hour debut! Jaack and Stevie delve...
03.18.2024
457 - Missing Kate, Jaack’s Penis Gate, & Stevie’s Gym Mate…
The FourSkins are back together once again for yet another absolutely absurd All Caught Up. Stevie’s made a famous “friend” in the gym… kind of. The boys discuss if Stevie’s new gym “friend” can be classed as a friend at...
03.14.2024
456 - BAMBINO BECKY RETURNS!
The hog is BACK! (That’s not a deeply offensive insult, but it won’t make sense unless you listen to this episode…) Bambino Becky gives us the pleasure of her company on Happy Hour for the first time since 2020, and...
03.11.2024
455 - VERY SUPERSTITIOUS - Bizarre Superstitions & Bad Luck Omens!
If a black cat crosses the road in front of you, does it ruin your entire day? Does the irrational fear build up inside you until you have to knock on wood to reverse the bad luck spell? Regardless of...
03.07.2024
454 - DREAM PRISON ESCAPE!
Following on from our Dream Heists (ep #352), the boys find themselves chucked in the slammer. Sitting in dingy cells with nothing but time on their hands, they are each plotting an elaborate escape plan... Jaack, Stevie and Robbie each...
03.04.2024
453 - The WEIRDEST World Records! (Oldest Mum, Longest Cum, Toast Up The Bum?!)
QUIZ HATS ON! Jaack has gathered a list of the weirdest world records he could find, and is quizzing Stevie and Robbie to see who can fill in the fact about the most fascinating human feats (and you can play...
02.29.2024
452 - Creating Our Own Dream Urban Legends!
It’s a double main show week! The FourSkins are remixing some Happy Hour favourites (or unfavourites) by combining Urban Legends with our popular ‘Dream’ episodes! We’re each creating our very own fearsome creature, giving it a name, choosing a backstory, sharing...
02.26.2024
451 - MORAL DILEMMAS 3 - What Would You Do? (+ HUGE NEWS!)
In today’s main show Monday, the FourSkins sit down to ponder over life’s toughest moral dilemmas. From running a restaurant with dishes made from human flesh, to sacrificing one large man for 10 smaller people… in a cave… using… dynamite?...
02.22.2024
450 - DR SOHOM DAS - Forensic Psychiatrist To The Criminally Insane
Consultant forensic psychiatrist Dr Sohom Das spends his days in prisons, psych hospitals and courts assessing and rehabilitating mentally ill criminals - and working out who is faking it to get a reduced sentence. He gives us fascinating insight into...
02.19.2024
449 - DARWIN AWARDS - Dumb Ways To Die! (FourSkins)
In today’s main show Monday, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie listen eagerly to Jaack’s big All Caught Up. How did Jaack REALLY break his finger? Why did Jaack get in a full blown argument with a stranger on the way to...
02.15.2024
448 - MICHAEL FRANZESE - How This Mafia Boss Scammed $10 Million A Week From US Government
In a truly jaw dropping, soon-to-be Happy Hour classic, former mob boss and caporegime in the Colombo crime family Michael Franzese lays his soul bare. All the way from Brooklyn, New York, Michael pops by the Happy Hour studio to talk...
02.12.2024
447 - ARGUMENTAL III - Whose Side Are YOU On?!
Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration again from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been allocated a side to fight for,...
02.08.2024
446 - THE TRAITORS - Paul & Ross Spill Secrets Of The Castle!
Is Jaack a traitor? Is Jaack a faithful? Neither… Jaack’s just absolutely giddy to be interviewing two contestants from his current favourite TV show - 'The Traitors!' Jaack & Stevie sit down with everybody’s favourite traitor Paul Gorton as he...
02.05.2024
445 - Alfie’s Stolen Phone Saga, & Robbie’s Arse Doctor Antics!
In last Monday’s main show (#443), Alfie recounted how his phone got snatched from his hands right after leaving the podcast studio, and he left the story on a cliffhanger… well we may or may not have an update to...
02.01.2024
444 - STUNTPEGG - Joey Barton Opinion, Ugliest Stadiums, & The ULTIMATE Football Quiz!
StuntPegg - Nieve Petruzziello - has for the longest time been one of Jaack's (and Robbie's!) favourite football content creators... so it was about time she made her Happy Hour debut and of course she did not disappoint! In this nearly...
01.29.2024
443 - ARGUMENTAL II - What Side Are You On?
Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration again from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been allocated a side to fight for,...
01.25.2024
442 - DYNAMO IS DEAD? The Magician Makes His Comeback!
Steven Frayne - formally known as Dynamo - is one of the world’s top magicians and performers. Known for his crazy stunts such walking on water, floating above London, and blowing the minds of A-listers across the globe, Steven explains why...
01.22.2024
441 - NEW YEAR, NEW MOON! The FourSkins Are BACK!
The FourSkins are reunited for the first time since Christmas and there's a lot to discuss in this post-festive All Caught Up! 2024 isn’t going well so far - Jaack caught a thief in his front garden, Alfie offended his Nan...
01.01.2024
440 - Happy Hour’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2023! (ft. Angry Ginge & Danny Aarons)
The perfect round up of the year is back again, with a stellar line-up! Danny Aarons and Angry Ginge go head-to-head as they aim to be crowned the 2023 champion of the Happy Hour Big Fat Quiz! With Jaack as...
12.28.2023
439 - JOSH PUGH - From Twitter Sketches, to Live At The Apollo! Plus Playing For England, & BIZARRE Village Tradition…
Jaack’s favourite comedian of 2023 has the honour of being our last guest of the year! Josh Pugh has featured on comedy shows, performed Live At The Apollo, and has even opened for Ricky Gervais. He chats stand up comedy,...
12.24.2023
438 - HAPPY HOUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2023! * Interactive Pantomime! *
It’s a Christmas Eve tradition at this point, and this year Jaack, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie are joined by Jake for his second appearance, and JDH making his debut! Amongst multiple rounds of beer roulette, the boys munch a unique...
12.21.2023
437 - MICHAEL VAN GERWEN - The Greatest Darts Player Ever?!
This week’s guest is one of the greatest dart players of all time… ooooh Michael van Gerwen! Mighty Mike dropped by ahead of his opening game at this year’s World Championships to answer the question; who is truly the greatest...
12.18.2023
436 - Debating Extreme Festive 'Would You Rathers'!
Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are debating some festive themed 'would you rather' dilemmas, given specially to us by Father Rizzmas himself (who, if you couldn't guess already by his name, is a bit of a lad...) Would you rather never...
12.14.2023
435 - EMMA PATON - 'The Face Of Darts', Embarrassing MVG Moment, & A Personal Invitation From Triple H...
Just in time for the World's Darts Championship kicking off on December 15th, we've nabbed brilliant darts presenter Emma Paton for this episode! Emma explains how she swapped being an Olympic level sprinter, for a career as one of the...
12.11.2023
434 - PADDY THE BADDY - UFC 296, Internet Trolls, & Influencer Boxing
MMA fighter and UFC superstar Paddy Pimblett drops by the Happy Hour studio to chat about his upcoming fight against Tony Ferguson at UFC 296. Paddy also opens up about his struggles with mental health amidst long-term injuries and internet...
12.08.2023
433 - RUAIRI MCSORLEY (Frostbit Boy) - Our Most Requested Guest Ever!
Today on the show we have Irish cult hero Ruairi McSorley! For years Jaack has been infatuated with viral sensation "Frosbit Boy", and after many painstaking weeks, months and years, we have FINALLY tracked him down! Ruairi, dressed in his...
12.05.2023
432 - ANDY GOLDSTEIN - Soccer AM, talkSPORT On-Air Fuck Ups, & Sex World Records!
TV presenter and talkSPORT broadcaster Andy Goldstein is swapping radio for podcasts as he makes his debut on Happy Hour! Andy reveals how a lie he told to impress a girl led him into a career in presenting, how a...
11.30.2023
431 - The Most Laddy Episode EVER!!! (Sausage Rolls, Teddy Bears, & Non-Alcoholic Beers)
Today on "what are the FourSkins wasting your time with?", we're chatting all things LAD. Jaack and Robbie discuss how Jaack cheated during their recent stint being official judges in the Norfolk sausage roll competition. Stevie has a predicament and...
11.27.2023
430 - FourSkins 'Would You Lie To Me?' PART 2!
The FourSkins are back for part 2 of their version of "Would You Lie To Me?", where the boys have to decide whether each anecdote is the truth or a big fat fib! Strip clubs, tattoos, and childhood crushes all...
11.23.2023
429 - VANESSA FRAKE - The Woman In Charge Of Britain's Worst Prison!
Vanessa Frake-Harris worked for 27 years as "Governor" of Wormwood Scrubs - one of Britain's most infamous prisons. Vanessa shares some of her most harrowing stories about what really happens behind the walls of a high security prison. From spending...
11.20.2023
428 - 'Would You Lie To Me?' FOURSKINS EDITION
The FourSkins are playing their version of "Would You Lie To Me?" where the boys have to decide whether each anecdote is the truth or a big fat fib! Has Alfie sucked a slug? Has Robbie played FIFA with a...
11.16.2023
427 - IAN HOLLOWAY II - The Legend Returns!
Ian Holloway is BACK on Happy Hour and this time he’s brought in a very special bespoke gift for Jaack! Ian discusses the greatest players he ever managed and who he considers to be the GOAT of football (it’s not...
11.13.2023
426 - The FourSkins Answer Bizarre Hypothetical Questions!
Stevie has gathered some hypothetical questions for the FourSkins! Would you take infinite money in exchange for sacrificing someone you know? How would you choose to die if the winner of a competition for the most spectacular death gets resurrected?...
11.09.2023
425 - SORTEDFOOD - Cooking For The Queen, Michelin Star Secrets, & Gross Live Taste Test!
Sorted Food started in 2008 when a pro chef joined forces with his 3 novice foodie friends to teach them simple recipes. Ben Ebbrell - the team’s pro trained chef - and Jamie Spafford - a self taught cook -...
11.06.2023
424 - The Internet's GROSSEST Stories!
Jaack has been busy cheating at escape rooms and pulling pranks on Stevie, so Fiona has gathered some of Reddit's most famous (and infamous) stories for the boys to react to on this episode. There's a family that's hiding a...

What's JaackMaate’s Happy Hour about?

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JaackMaate’s Happy Hour episodes:

473 - IS THIS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX?

472 - Dragons' Dean Is BACK! (Part 4)

471 - SIMON WILSON RETURNS! - Insane Afghanistan Exclusive, BANNED From USA, & How To Get Free Upgrades!

470 - I Was Today Years Old… (Things We Really Should Have Known Earlier In Life!)

469 - Tit Twister, Cummy Calendars, & Spicy Sex (Literally)… FourSkins React To Your WEIRD Confessions!

468 - Robbie Knox Has Taken Over!

467 - MATT RICHARDSON - Partying with Kate Moss, X Factor Sex Pests, & Being A Fake Pilot!

466 - All Caught Up! From Hardest Geezer in Africa, to Snowbombing in Austria!

465 - JOSH WIDDICOMBE - Selling Fake Burberry, Writing For Dora The Explorer, & Gigging To Just TWO PEOPLE!

464 - FourSkins React To Your DARKEST CONFESSIONS YET!

463 - HARDEST GEEZER II - Exclusive First Podcast Since Running The Length of Africa!

462 - We Need To Be Honest With You…

461 - MORE of the World’s Most AMAZING People! (First Human Cyborg, Time Travel, & The World’s Biggest Poo…)

460 - PHIL HEATH - 7x Mr Olympia, & Bodybuilding GIANT

459 - LUKE LITTLER - The Nuke’s First Exclusive Podcast!

458 - MOLLY "MEATBALL" MCCANN - $2million Drake Bet, Ngannou v Fury, & SCOUSE TEST!

457 - Missing Kate, Jaack’s Penis Gate, & Stevie’s Gym Mate…

456 - BAMBINO BECKY RETURNS!

455 - VERY SUPERSTITIOUS - Bizarre Superstitions & Bad Luck Omens!

454 - DREAM PRISON ESCAPE!

453 - The WEIRDEST World Records! (Oldest Mum, Longest Cum, Toast Up The Bum?!)

452 - Creating Our Own Dream Urban Legends!

451 - MORAL DILEMMAS 3 - What Would You Do? (+ HUGE NEWS!)

450 - DR SOHOM DAS - Forensic Psychiatrist To The Criminally Insane

449 - DARWIN AWARDS - Dumb Ways To Die! (FourSkins)

448 - MICHAEL FRANZESE - How This Mafia Boss Scammed $10 Million A Week From US Government

447 - ARGUMENTAL III - Whose Side Are YOU On?!

446 - THE TRAITORS - Paul & Ross Spill Secrets Of The Castle!

445 - Alfie’s Stolen Phone Saga, & Robbie’s Arse Doctor Antics!

444 - STUNTPEGG - Joey Barton Opinion, Ugliest Stadiums, & The ULTIMATE Football Quiz!

443 - ARGUMENTAL II - What Side Are You On?

442 - DYNAMO IS DEAD? The Magician Makes His Comeback!

441 - NEW YEAR, NEW MOON! The FourSkins Are BACK!

440 - Happy Hour’s Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2023! (ft. Angry Ginge & Danny Aarons)

439 - JOSH PUGH - From Twitter Sketches, to Live At The Apollo! Plus Playing For England, & BIZARRE Village Tradition…

438 - HAPPY HOUR CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2023! * Interactive Pantomime! *

437 - MICHAEL VAN GERWEN - The Greatest Darts Player Ever?!

436 - Debating Extreme Festive 'Would You Rathers'!

435 - EMMA PATON - 'The Face Of Darts', Embarrassing MVG Moment, & A Personal Invitation From Triple H...

434 - PADDY THE BADDY - UFC 296, Internet Trolls, & Influencer Boxing

433 - RUAIRI MCSORLEY (Frostbit Boy) - Our Most Requested Guest Ever!

432 - ANDY GOLDSTEIN - Soccer AM, talkSPORT On-Air Fuck Ups, & Sex World Records!

431 - The Most Laddy Episode EVER!!! (Sausage Rolls, Teddy Bears, & Non-Alcoholic Beers)

430 - FourSkins 'Would You Lie To Me?' PART 2!

429 - VANESSA FRAKE - The Woman In Charge Of Britain's Worst Prison!

428 - 'Would You Lie To Me?' FOURSKINS EDITION

427 - IAN HOLLOWAY II - The Legend Returns!

426 - The FourSkins Answer Bizarre Hypothetical Questions!

425 - SORTEDFOOD - Cooking For The Queen, Michelin Star Secrets, & Gross Live Taste Test!

424 - The Internet's GROSSEST Stories!

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