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 (00:02:36 ) 'Uncle, are you listening?' Brazilian woman arrested after brazenly wheeling elderly man's corpse into bank to co-sign a loan for her



  (00:09:51) Biden suggests his uncle was eaten by 'cannibals' in New Guinea during WWII — but the military says his plane was lost at sea



  (00:17:29) Sextortion: The disturbing extortion scam targeting teen boys online



  (00:23:43) Scientist share world's first 'conversation' between humans and whales - and say it's the first step to understanding aliens



  (00:29:21 ) Dubai flooding: Dramatic photos after UAE sees heaviest rainfall in 75 years



  (00:36:37) Uber driver shot and killed by 81-year-old Ohio man after both received scam calls, police say





Joe Biden Claims His Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals!? | 4.18.24

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Kim Jong Un secret sex captive selection process revealed! Also, another Boeing whistleblower (Josh Dean) is dead, plus Oneway Lilman’s parents suck

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How Kim Jong Un' selects his 25 virgins for ‘Pleasure Squad' | 5.3.24

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Yakuza lieutenant arrested for stealing 25 Pokémon cards | 5.2.24

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 (00:03:24) Wes’ wild Uber ride


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 (00:07:24) Biden administration plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide

 (00:09:21) Columbia protestors barricaded in campus building demand “basic humanitarian aid” in the form of granola bars and bottled water.

 (00:10:04) Charlotte shooting: Four officers shot dead, four wounded, in North Carolina home siege



 (00:11:34) George Santos says he will revive his drag queen persona on Cameo



  (00:16:39) Australia declares violence against women a national crisis after mass protests ignite due to the killing of 27 women in 4 months



  (00:28:39) Catholic Org. 'defrocks' AI Priest named 'Fr. Justin' after it said it was ok to Baptize a baby in Gatorade



  (00:32:21) Active volcano in Antarctica spews every day tiny crystals of gold worth $6,000



  (00:35:21) Amazon workers rescue cat accidentally shipped to California after 6-day journey



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AI Priest Attempts to Baptize Baby in Gatorade | 5.1.24

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Sexsomnia: A Sleep Disorder Shrouded in Mystery | 4.30.24

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Joe Biden Claims His Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals!? | 4.18.24

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