Burnie and Ashley discuss fit older ladies, games that play themselves, and the sudden loss of their favorite drink. Hey! Want to support this podcast? If so, we have the perfect link for you:  https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Intro00:33 Planking Records03:50 Spice Girls05:35 Hot Older Ladies in Your Area08:30 Filthy Frank Reinvented10:55 Discontinued Favorite Bevs15:40 Thanks15:55 Sony Auto Play Patent18:15 Home Robots and Outro

2024.04.22: Keeping It Tight

Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning ritual, chatting about what's happening in our world.

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Burnie and Ashley discuss the new Witcher photos, the buzz coming out of Cannes and the latest developments on stories from the week.   Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:30 Gerald of Riverside03:20 Feeling Froggy03:50 Handsome Hollywood Heroes04:35 Where Thor Went Wrong05:35 Furiosa06:35 Megalopolis Reception07:35 Malkovich Impressions09:35 The Guy Who Learned About Steve Buscemi10:05 Oh The Fight is on Netflix10:50 N...

2024.05.17: Gerald of Riverside

Burnie sits nearby while Ashley discusses her beautiful feet, flashing the population of Ireland, and when it's A-OK to get peed on.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

2024.05.16: The Fetish & Phobias Episode

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Jake Paul & Mike Tyson face off, the opening of the Cannes Film Festival, and people's shocking lack of self preservation.  Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:15 Bulls on the Beach04:10 Paul v Tyson Face Off07:35 NBA Playoffs09:00 Bluey Las Vegas Disaster14:00 Can You Match Her Eating Speed16:20 Dirt Dog Las Vegas16:50 Cannes Kicks Off18:00 Megalopolis20:30 Cat People23:05 Mega Movie Star B...

2024.05.15: Sometimes The Bull Wins

Burnie and Ashley discuss people not using Bumble to not have sex, OpenAI's Her Moment and the return of the stock market apes.   Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:40 Meme Stocks Roaring Back06:50 ChatGPT Goes Siri15:00 Rough Night Mr President16:15 Programs Programming Programs18:10 Bumble Fumble24:00 Uncanny Valley Gets Spooky25:00 Thank You and Goodnight

2024.05.14: Sexless Bumble

Burnie and Ashley discuss  New York assaults, clam chowder cringe, and dating an AI who has a friend they think you would like a lot.   Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning01:20 Territorial About the Sky05:25 Attack on Steve Buscemi09:15 Clam Chowder Faux Pas13:25 Escape From New York14:25 Dating AI Concierges17:40 OpenAI Ready to Make Waves19:35 Too Much Screentime20:40 Apes. Together. Strong.21:20 Box Office on Repe...

2024.04.22: Keeping It Tight

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