Reading Lana Del Rey’s book
Violets Bent Backwards Over the Grass 
Under a bridge looking over the freeway 
Thinking of LA 
Thinking of nothing
Lana make me a weird stew 
Sepia toned photos of kitchens
Lana you stay in your room  
Jealous of your orange trees 
Lana with your trad cosplay 
Watching basketball on low volume 
Driving to Macy’s in your big truck 
Lana, can I come over ? 
Do you have gays? 
Do you like girls? 
Boyfriends only…
Lana, write me a poem please 
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Lana “Del Taco” Rey

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Calling all country lunatics! This week we have fellow best friend and host of KFM Radio, Sam Buck, on to talk about badass woke mama, Maren Morris, and her children’s book, "Addie Ant Goes on an Adventure." We talk about the animal kingdom, how Maren wrote a children’s book just so she could make some non-binary characters, basil, how ladybugs F*%K, Brittany Aldean, and leaving "country music.” Plus, Sam explains Maren's fallout with Kacey Musgraves, and we ask the question: how do you really know when the bones are good?
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Maren "New Democrat" Morris w/ Sam Buck

Don't you wanna join the club... of Club Kids? This week we discuss a fallen Red Sox pitcher, sailing girls vs biking girls, Zuni Café in San Francisco, Place Des Fetes in NYC, and the latest Bennifer gossip. Hear it all at patreon.com/cbcthepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Maaaaaaaaa, where’s my hair gel??? This week the hilarious Italian American princess Edy Modica joins us to talk about Mafia Donna, Victoria Gotti, and her book "This Family of Mine: What It Was Like Growing Up Gotti." We get a pot of sauce simmering and discuss Victoria’s best-selling political thrillers, cutting your husband with a fork, why John Gotti can’t dance, her grandparents' sex life, losing $17k in Vegas, money laundering, Edy’s Dad attending a Gotti function, veal cutlets, paying off waste management, Il Cantinori, and of course the best places to murder someone. Ciao Bella!
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Victoria “Daddy's Girl” Gotti w/ Edy Modica

What if I told you Hollywood isn’t all it’s cracked up to be? This week we read award-winning actress Constance Wu’s memoir “Making a Scene” and it’s, dare we say, pretty random. We discuss her time as a struggling actress, sex in Union Square, canceling a “Fresh Off the Boat” producer (and co-star backlash), owning a bunny, Mormon-owned coffee shops, not really talking about “Crazy Rich Asians,” theater kid drama, Michelle Yeoh dictating texts to her iPad, and Constance’s many, many ex-boyfriends.
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Constance “Sex Quirkster” Wu

Driver, drop me at Bergdorf Goodman! Come roam the halls of the famed department store with us as we discuss their fabulous in-house stylist Betty Halbreich and her memoir, “I’ll Drink To That.” (Most CBC title ever, btw). We trace her path from Chicago to Chanel and talk about hanging at the Copacabana, why Geoffrey Beene walked so Isaac Mizrahi could run, palazzo pants, teaching President Carter how to hold a gown, mediocre Japanese food, Pat Field, the patriarchy of the sleeve, and most importantly when to stop stuffing your closet with fox fur.
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Lana “Del Taco” Rey

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