What's cooking you lot? Hopefully not a Sweetcorn Gateaux. Join Keri and Matthew as we munch into Tom's minging mind and face our harshest critics.
Just resting out of the oven are: 
Galloping Red Flag: Is Harry after a stable relationship?Tea Room Massacre: Fallon and Emma get a taste of Tom.The Put Down Pun Down: Jakob discovers the joy of laughter.
 Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k
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Let Them Eat Kale (Croissants)

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Welcome you lovely lot.
Join Keri and Matthew this week as they enter the sticky world of Meg Mellor, X-Rated Bartleby and Harrison's potty training with Alan.
First up at the County Fair :
Horse Trading : The Grundys get nagged into a sale. Stable Relationships : Paul's chap wants to open up. On Harrison's Secret Service : Alan saves a prayer for Sgt Burns.
Produced by Matthew Weir
Big Train, 'Local Radio Puns' : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFI2mNR33sE&t;=10s
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Money For Old Horse

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they take the Footloose Trivia challenge, sneak a look at the promising new pop-up 'Markie's Meats' and hear the latest from Celia Sparrow on the campaign trail.
We'll do you a sweet deal on any of these out the back of a van: 
Jason Meats his Maker : But is it Casey closed at the abattoir?Wrong and Whining Roadie : Mick gets a bad reception.Don't Playlet with My Heart : Are Ben and Chelsea appoaching their D-Day?
 Produced by Matthew Weir
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Where's The Beef?

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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they go on a merry ramble across Omaha Beach via The Bull, Ambridge Hall and a lay-by on the B1985.  
Steak Out : The Famous, er....Three have a meating of minds.Snell is for Heroes : Lynda sends half of Ambridge to the front.Cinnamon Challenge : Jakob and Lilian decide to spare the horses.
 Produced by Matthew Weir
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Chaosy Meats

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Jill Rescue', 'Danger Sausage' and angry pigs. 
Water Way to Save a Cow : Alistair gets a bit wet.Burns Out : Harrison loses the toss.Crumbling Defence : George takes the biscuit (to the pub like no one ever does)
 Produced by Matthew Weir
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Crash and Burns

Hello good people!
Join Keri and Matthew this week as they skip through 'The Archers', discuss the Joy of Ambridge AND The Joy of Sex.
We vet Alistair, we judge The Aldridges, we even open up a portal on Keri's road just down from the launderette.
We also welcome six new patrons including one who you MIGHT be familar with... 
Does Paul smell a rat? Or is the cat already out of the bag?Alice in Blunderland : The Aldridge clan have a clumsy-off.Grund Designs : Is George leaning into hero-status?
 Produced by Matthew Weir
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Let Them Eat Kale (Croissants)

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