It's time to clear the docket! Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn discuss the proper way to eat Lucky Charms, communal baked goods, adding berries to pancakes, ordering the same entrée as your dining partner, and proper knife placement. Plus much more!

Marbits and a Mayo Knife

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Comedy

As May comes to a close, the J Squad returns with a brand new Members Only Mailbag! In this teaser, you will hear one of many questions that John, Jesse, and Jennifer discuss.

TEASER: Members Only Mailbag May 2024

Would you hide a speeding ticket from your spouse? That's what Aram did! He eventually confessed. But he won't tell his wife, Liz, which of their friends colluded with him to keep it a secret. Liz brings Aram to court to find the truth! Who's right? Who's wrong?

The Right to a Speedy Denial

Family photos as decor: Only for grandparents? Morgan says yes, but James says no! Who's right? Who's wrong?

In Photo Parentis

Cutting donuts in half: Yes or no? The answer is tearing a family apart! Who's right? Who's wrong?

Krispy Kreme and Punishment

Is a square-shaped pizza considered pizza? Which part of Madison is the “east side” and which is “north?” Answers to these questions and more!

Marbits and a Mayo Knife

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