This week, noted chicken-enthusiast Tucker Carlson takes on a wildly bigoted journey, and sows some international terror along the way. Plus, we learn about brain-swapping technology with Senator John Kennedy, sort-of-kind-of agree with Tucker about John Cena, and finally answer the age old question: How long can a shrimp run on a treadmill?

Quick warning, this episode does contain a fairly explicit description of surgery complications, as well as a lot of blatant transphobia