You came for the gossip. But we hope you stay. For many days.
You'll all be singing it tomorrow.
Well, what a week!
The Archers wasn't bad either.
Join us as we warn about the dangers of hungry wallpaper, Keri does her ninja impression and Matthew rides to both ends of the emotional rollercoaster reading two emails.
There's a massive Patreon mega-jingle (see lyrics above) and our favourite people's petro-chemical company have a product to freshen your bridge.
Flying out in between Hector's arse-burgers are:
If there was a vacancy, Yo, I'll fillet : Freddie swapz Beatz 4 Meatz Tea Room Massacre : The Archers fold Fallon into their mix while Emma gets beaten to it. Raging Bull : Stella takes Ruth by the horns.
BEAT. The charity as mentioned by Dave in his email : https://www.beateatingdisorders.org.uk/
Spaceman 3 being ace on Rapido back in the day : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJwzcIhx8u0
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Meat is Murder on The Dancefloor

Life's too short to a be a Pat, Shula or Adam.
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Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Jill Rescue', 'Danger Sausage' and angry pigs. 
Water Way to Save a Cow : Alistair gets a bit wet.Burns Out : Harrison loses the toss.Crumbling Defence : George takes the biscuit (to the pub like no one ever does)
 Produced by Matthew Weir
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Crash and Burns

Hello good people!
Join Keri and Matthew this week as they skip through 'The Archers', discuss the Joy of Ambridge AND The Joy of Sex.
We vet Alistair, we judge The Aldridges, we even open up a portal on Keri's road just down from the launderette.
We also welcome six new patrons including one who you MIGHT be familar with... 
Does Paul smell a rat? Or is the cat already out of the bag?Alice in Blunderland : The Aldridge clan have a clumsy-off.Grund Designs : Is George leaning into hero-status?
 Produced by Matthew Weir
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London Calling

Well, that was a car-flipping week in The Archers, wasn't it?
Join Keri and Matthew as they do vodka-infused doughnuts on the bridge trying to make sense of it all. 
Booty Callout : Paul smells a rat, or a sheep, or a ewe.Bridge Over Bubbled Water : Will Alcopops pop George to the Cop Shop?Fall of The House of Aldridge : The family knives are out again. At last.
 Keith Mandeman, Pool Inspector : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1rYlCpOnM
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Splish Splash, George was Faking a Crash

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss 'Murder She Wrote', The Iran-Contra Affair, Badger Bags and much, much more.
A big welcome to new Patrons: Sarah, Vivien, Jennifer and Susan.
Our starters for ten are: 
Mystic Smeg : Is Bartlelby worth a fortune?"Venison's a bit deer" : The Partridge Family go to Grey Gables.Let's Vet it On : Alistair and Denise in a massive dull-off.Ancient Wonders : Jim and Nu-Robert get puzzled.White Lightning Round : The Aldridges face some tricky questions at Quiz Night.
 Thanks for all your support.
Lots of Love.
TCS
Produced by Matthew Weir.
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Quizzed as a Fart

Keri and Matthew umpire the following grudge matches this week on the village green : 
Bartleby vs Cranford Crystal. Disney Princesses vs Austin Princesses. Picky Teas (plain wrong) vs literally any other term.Mike and The Mechanics vs The World.
 But, the most important thing : WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SUPERTRAMP?
There's a load of The Archers stuff too, obviously.
Love you all!
Produced by Matthew Weir.
Jack meets Cher in 'Will and Grace' as mentioned by listener Matt Clay : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfqC28HcNjk
Best of Lemongrab in 'Adventure Time' : https://youtu.be/3uMAgcBzItQ?si=leKQHs0MuIYI1hHG
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Meat is Murder on The Dancefloor

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