Today we start with solo Hasan with a rundown of the Haitian crisis at the Texan border and the White House response. Then, Will and Hasan take a look at Bill Gates' odd response to questions about Epstein, and the guys answer some voicemails. And you won't want to miss their first ever ad read. It is truly life-altering. 

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Melinda Gates, Hit Me Up

On Fear &amp; Malding Hasan Piker and Will Neff look at recent events from a left-leaning, satirical point of view. In an era where real life events transcend any comedic writing, Fear &amp; Malding attempts to make sense of the senseless mania by looking at the material reasons behind actions, and offers historical perspective when necessary. Hasan and Will refuse to shy away from asking important questions like "Are democratic politicians intergalactic space vampires?", "Does Nancy Pelosi smell like sulfur?", and "Is there a more valiant social justice cause than Intactivisim?"&nbsp;

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Will’s been away for a minute so the boys are getting caught up with each other this week. They talk fake gingers, racism in the NFL, and then Will shows Hasan the legendary performance that gave everyone a really legit reason to throw shade at Yoko Ono. 
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Am I the Yoko?

Hasan and Will give us the hot goss in gaming and we find out what the MAGA hats have been up to lately. Also, Hasan gets America’d up about one of the most epic catfish scandals of all time!
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Ride Me Like a Centaur

The Masterchef meta is still going strong and Hasan’s inner fat boy is hyped! The boys weigh in on Republican heartthrob Sarah Palin’s bizarre comments about AOC and learn about a new use for Viagra. Plus, it turns out cops can get fired for gaming! 
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AOC Nailin Palin

The boys are back after a two-week hiatus and we’re on the vibe train baby! Will got Omicron for Christmas and he’s over COVID… but not as over it as the Florida Surgeon General. Hasan talks about the time he was fried on a private jet and it wouldn’t be a proper episode without an update on the pro-life Turk who is horny for your votes! 
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No Omicron Just Vibes

Find out why this is the go-to spot to get all that sweet, sweet HasanAbi content this week! Spoiler alert: It’s kind of a bummer. Then Will and Hasan learn about the invention of whiteness and Will explains why it’s not a good idea to get between Americans and their alcohol. 
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Melinda Gates, Hit Me Up

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