Remember that your purchases through the weekend go toward making us do stupid stuff.  Go to store.hardfactor.com to check out the new merch and deals   (00:00:30) Intro   (00:05:11) Florida couple takes turns slitting man's throat and then throw him off a bridge, but he miraculously survives   (00:07:27) Testing Pat’s electric nipple clamps + Donation punishment chart ⚡⚡⚡   (00:09:27) CONTINUED: Florida couple takes turns slitting man's throat and then throw him off a bridge, but he miraculously survives   (00:12:54) VIDEO: 24-year-old Grand Rapids woman crashes stolen Amazon van into a transformer box   (00:015:57) Warming up the electric nipple clamps⚡⚡⚡   (00:18:47) Firing off the nipple clamps! ⚡⚡⚡   (00:20:03) How to get the exclusive Golden Elbow Merch and an overview of the new merch drops: https://store.hardfactor.com/    (00:22:57) Will 50 jumping jacks and Wes’ too hot for YouTube Hooters outfit 

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Episode 1472: Former president Donald Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records, we break down what that means (other than the fact he’s a convicted felon). 
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North Korean Poop Balloons Raining Down on South Korea | 5.30.24

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On this week's episode of Florida Man Friday Pat, Mark, and Will get into the weird Florida stories the Sunshine State has gifted us, including but not limited to: An Orlando man who dumped 1000 tires caught shooting a gator during a police sting, an 85 year old man got car jacked by a prostitute after services were rendered, and a man who expressed his displeasure during a road rage incident by throwing pasta.

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