How do you heal from a break-up? Is print media dead or simply in its flop era? Does Miranda Hobbes have a niece named Hannah Horvath? On today’s episode, we answer hotline calls and spend WAY too much time talking about the critically panned 1994 action comedy Exit to Eden. PLUS: Chelsea chats with Friend of the Pod and fellow Boy Brow enthusiast Marisa Meltzer about her juicy new book Glossy: Ambition, Beauty, and the Inside Story of Emily Weiss's Glossier.

Pertinent links: Chelsea’s #veryrare Exit to Eden t-shirt, Marisa’s Instagram, Marisa’s book, and Chelsea and Marisa’s preferred Ultralip shade.

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After spending years dispensing bitchy fashion commentary on their viral Instagram account Every Outfit on Sex and the City, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni realized that they have highly specific opinions about other things, too. Every Outfit is a weekly show born from our deeply unhealthy, lifelong obsession with fashion and popular culture. It’s like The View (but less geriatric) meets Fashion Police from two best friends who have spoken at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but have also done SponCon for vibrators. New episodes every Friday.

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Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most perverted episode La Douleur Exquise, which begins in an S&M-themed restaurant and ends with Carrie and Mr. Big’s second breakup. It’s also the episode where Charlotte gets free designer shoes in exchange for PG foot fetish stuff (goals), Miranda dates a public sex fetishest played by Will Arnett, and Stanford reveals his secret internet sex life. Also discussed: Carrie’s iconic drunk dial, euphemisms involving hay, Samantha’s top energy, “le big mac” and more!

West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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On Sex and the City: La Douleur Exquise!

The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We’ve officially OD’d on florals, but we’re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we’ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya’s double whammy, Sean McGirr’s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more!

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See all the looks that we discuss ⬇
The Galliano Gals Zendaya’s first look, Zendaya’s second look, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Gwendoline Christie, Natasha Poonawalla, Bad Bunny. 

The McQueen Queens Lana Del Rey, Kendall Jenner

The Women of a Certain Age Isabelle Huppert, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Michelle Yeoh, Demi Moore, Meg Ryan, Sofia Coppola, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anna Wintour. Also major: Michael Shannon and his chip bag. 

The Loewe Crew Taylor Russell, Greta Lee, Dan Levy, Josh O’Connor, Ariana Grande

The Thom Browne Crew Cole Escola, Cynthia Erivo, Queen Latifah and Wife, Gigi Hadid, Amy Fine Collins

The Stella McCartney Crew Ed Sheeran, FKA Twigs, Cara Delevigne

The Willy Chavarria Crew Coleman Domingo, Leon Bridges, Morgan Spector

The Chloe Crew Sienna Miller, Greta Gerwig, Zoe Saldana, Emma Mackey

The Balmain Crew Elle Fanning, Olivier Rousting, Tyla

The Chanel Crew Michelle Williams, Riley Keough, Tessa Thompson, Gracie Abrams, Penelope Cruz

The Dior Crew Rosalia, Elizabeth Debecki, Alexandra Daddario, Willow Smith 

The Prada Crew Jeff Goldblum, Brie Larson, Amanda Seyfried, Amanda Gorman, Troye Sivan, Sarah Paulson

Also: Tom Ford looking hot

Lauren’s Best Dressed  
Greta Lee, Tyla, Kylie Jenner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Rachel Sennott, Jodie Turner-Smith. Honorable mention: Usher. 

Chelsea’s Best Dressed
Taylor Russell, Cole Escola, Isabelle Huppert, Lana Del Rey, Zendaya’s second look. Honorable mention: Hamish Bowles, Amelia Grey, Erykah Badu. 

Lauren’s Worst Dressed 
Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth, Rosalia, Awkwafina, Gabrielle Union

Chelsea’s Worst Dressed
 Lizzo, Demi Moore, Mindy Kaling, Taraji P. Henson, Jessica Biel, Alexandra Daddario.

Least Dressed Emily Ratajkowski, Rita Ora

On the “Sleeping Beauties” Met Gala 

On the plus side, Rosie O’Donnell is appearing on at least one episode of And Just Like That. On the minus side, your girls forgot to rabbit rabbit this month and are probably doomed. Anyhoo, on today’s cursed episode we discuss a bunch of depraved stuff including Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic controversy, the John Galliano documentary, Milo Yiannopoulos’ iconic resignation from Yeezy, Brandy Melville’s terrible clothing, Shelley Duvall’s NYT profile, and more!

West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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On Rosie O’Donnell, Brandy Hellville, John Galliano

We're still on tour, so we're unlocking a recent V.I.P. episode for your enjoyment! Today we revisit the sordid tale of the Upper East Side’s kinkiest step-siblings and the poor innocent schoolgirls that they lure into their twisted sex games. Topics discussed include Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s iconic kiss, the astoundingly good soundtrack, the parallels to the 1988 film Dangerous Liaisons, Joshua Jackson’s Less Than Zero-esque twink character, our Lana Del Rey coke spoon necklaces, Reese Witherspoon’s jailbait era, Long Island Ice Tea, and the deeply unjust legal dispute between The Verve and The Rolling Stones about the britpop banger Bittersweet Symphony.

West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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On Cruel Intentions *V.I.P. Unlocked*

The time has come. Today we’re discussing one of the greatest Sex and the City episodes of all time: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice. This much-memed season six standout truly has it all: Samantha in head-to-toe House of Field, Smith Jerrod on TRL, Michael Showalter as Berger’s douchey friend, Carrie getting arrested, Miranda’s skinny jeans, Charlotte’s engagement reveal, and so much more.

We are on tour! We'll be in New York on April 20th, Washington D.C. on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, Pittsburgh on April 23rd, and Chicago on April 25th! And WEST COAST, we're coming to you. We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th, Portland on June 17th, and Seattle on June 18th.

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