My Brother, My Brother And Me

By The McElroys

Comedy

What's My Brother, My Brother And Me about?

Free advice from three of the world's most qualified, most related experts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For one-half to three-quarters of an hour every Monday, we tell people how to live their lives, because we're obviously doing such a great job of it so far.

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MBMBaM 688: Face 2 Face: Yo...

11.27.2023

This was during a very important sport game, so thank you Philadelphia for coming to the beautiful Miller Theater instead. We know how much Philly loves their sports, but we also learned they have a lot of feelings about other ...

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11.27.2023 MBMBaM 688: Face 2 Face: You Can’t Boo Through the Whole Thing This was during a very important sport game, so thank you Philadelphia for coming to the beautiful Miller Theater instead. We know how much Philly loves their sports, but we also learned they have a lot of feelings about other ...
11.20.2023 MBMBaM 687: Trunchbull on the Phone, Temple Guards Behind Me Hello, you've reached My Brother, My Brother, and Me. We're kind of busy right now cooking actually five pounds of corn, deadlifting at the beach, and building the perfect booth to keep those nosy guardian angels from peeping on you. ...
11.13.2023 MBMBaM 686: Oompa What Now We can finally talk about movies again, and we don't even know where to start. Just kidding, of course we do. We'll have to unpack Cold Ghost Busters another day, because it's time to get into the Wonkaverse! Suggested talking ...
11.06.2023 MBMBaM 685: Take the Egg Happy birthday to Justin and Travis! As a birthday treat, Griffin is taking over the episode to let them chill, bringing segments about plane seats, slang for immortals, and celebrity wine. It’s all punchlines, no setup. Suggested talking points: Creamed ...
10.30.2023 MBMBaM 684: Beta Bat Bet A representative from the Democratic Republic of Griffin has been granted special Travlomatic immunity to Trav Nation this week, and they're here to talk all about tasty eats for the creepy season: movie theater dinners, kids made of pizza, three ...
10.23.2023 MBMBaM 683: Cool Ranch for Drama, Nacho Cheese for Comedy We’d like to take a moment to sincerely apologize for the excruciating and honestly impressive detail, contained within this episode, concerning instruction on how to savor a certain fancy chocolate snack. We also thought about apologizing to our fantastic guestpert ...
10.16.2023 MBMBaM 682: Face 2 Face: The Fourth Brother It’s the closest we’ll ever get to making our dad proud, live from the sports-themed WaMu theater in Seattle, WA. Join us as we learn more about cool French stuff, famous internet cats, and Griffin’s misconceptions about rodeo clowns. Suggested ...
10.09.2023 MBMBaM 681: Strawberry Banana Bonanza Testicle Festival Shake In the Spirit (get it?) of the season, we present you the three copyright-free brothers: Chaddy, Smelsa, and Shaquille O’Squeal. They’re here to educate us all about scary topics like acting, how to talk to children, and sloppy burgers. Suggested ...
10.02.2023 MBMBaM 680: Wife Guy and Knife Guy With Valentine's Day just around the corner in four short months, it’s time to start planning a romantic evening with your sweetheart. Oh, you don’t have any ideas yet? Well don’t worry, you can just explain to them the plot ...
09.25.2023 MBMBaM 679: Pizza Slice Emoji (Sexual) It’s Saucetember and there’s only a few more days until the Brood Mother stops excreting into bottles and returns to the vat she’s used to. To celebrate, we’ve got a saucy episode for you, jam-packed with dog reunions, suggestive baguettes, ...
09.18.2023 MBMBaM 678: Travis-Level Funny Buckle up, y’all, Hogflesh pirate radio is taking over the waves! Join Skin Pigs, Hog Flesh, and Oink Meat as they talk about the sports we all love, sexy science nerds, and that one commercial with Tom Brady and the ...
09.11.2023 MBMBaM 677: Am I the Sphincter? It's that time of year again! Time to make our case to the great pumpkin demon so that we might be allowed to have that good good fall flavor in all our foods instead of being destroyed. Suggested talking points: ...
09.04.2023 MBMBaM 676: Face 2 Face: Teddy Laid it Down Sideways LIVE from beautiful San Jose, a real Justin town, with questions about haunted wedding venues, accident cheese, and the looming threat that is robots giving us no more than the mandated number of chicken nuggets. Suggested talking points: The Holy ...
08.28.2023 MBMBaM 675: A Great Lay But a Real Wet Hug We’re doling out the wisdom – that’s right, old school full-circle Farm Wisdom from us, to you. When’s the best time to eat asparagus? How do you clean that thick denim? And how do you get sand out of a ...
08.21.2023 MBMBaM 674: Plato's Rave We’ve finally done it. We’ve come up with the single most ambitious business idea of all time. We want to tell you about it, but you’re gonna have to listen to the full episode, because conceptually it cannot be contained ...
08.14.2023 MBMBaM 673: Face 2 Face: You Will Pass Your Stones Live from the Balboa Theater during San Diego Comic-Con 2023, we've got a 4DX Experience for you that will have you feeling the soup. We're helping people in all dimensions with astral projection, cat hair, and a beaver heist. Suggested ...
08.07.2023 MBMBaM 672: Sure Thing, Dave Matthews It’s August 2023, aliens are real, and so is Dave Matthews. He could be anywhere! In light of this new information, we’re doing our best to keep things light and loose so we’re ready for the upcoming taco wars that ...
07.31.2023 MBMBaM 671: Sun's Out, Pits Up It's Sloppy Wet Boy Summer out here, just in time for August. We've got everything you need to do it up right, including a black tie tank top, mystery rocks, and Justin's handmade splinter-free lotion spatulas. Suggested talking points: Ben ...
07.24.2023 MBMBaM 670: Face 2 Face: Hey You, Learn How to Juggle! Live from the dreamy Carpenter Theater in Richmond, VA! We bring together the forces of Richard Stink, The Minions, and a prayer circle to ask the audience the most important question of our time: What is the milk of Cars? ...
07.17.2023 MBMBaM 669: Oomp, There It Is! Wee-ooh-wee-ooh, it’s Wonka-watch! Get that kid from Dune in here to make those magic chocolates! We’re so excited about the extended Wonkaverse, which will of course include starring films for all of the Wonkas, all featuring Andy Serkis as Huge ...
07.10.2023 MBMBaM 668: A Honeypot for Rita Repulsa We've run out of search engines, so we’ve sent the spiders out crawling around for new things, and what they've discovered is that we curse a lot. Anyway it turns out we owe the swear jar over $10,000, so go ...
07.03.2023 MBMBaM 667: Face 2 Face: I’ll Miss You, Little Sailor Man Live from Raleigh, NC, the place where the sun make car hot – not wet or cold, how weird is that? But seriously, there are some banger questions from the audience about bee counting, astronomically famous YouTubers, and the accuracy ...
06.26.2023 MBMBaM 666: It's Your Mouth To avoid the curse, forward this podcast to ten people immediately! Or you will be subject to a pile of leftover hotdogs, a giant crow that really wants to talk to you about something, and a friendly scorpion named Tank. ...
06.19.2023 MBMBaM 665: Face 2 Face: Cody-Pendant Live from the best venue in the contiguous United States in Milwaukee, WI! We're giving Wisconsonites advice about becoming a city-conquering mayor, big haunted boxes, and the sexiest bird you've ever seen. Suggested talking points: Zwan Song Swan Song, Cine-Mark, ...
06.12.2023 MBMBaM 664: Great Ass Wonkabater Somehow, Willy Wonka has returned with all sorts of strange treats to look out for – and we mean LOOK OUT. Like massive cell blobs or flubbers, pizza pickle platters, and Slipknot masks. You've been warned. Suggested talking points: Swamp ...
06.05.2023 MBMBaM 663: Comedy Comes from the Balls We’ve heard some positive affirmations about that Naming of the Year episode energy, so have we got one with that same energy for you, smack dab in the middle of the year! You know, as a check-in, just to make ...
05.29.2023 MBMBaM 662: The Consequence Rate We know sometimes the advice we give is unusual, but we would have a 100% success rate if people just followed it. Like some of the questions in this episode, which could just be solved easily with a desk full ...
05.22.2023 MBMBaM 661: Billionaire Beyblades The big question we’re addressing this week is: when is Griffin gonna pick a lane? Thanks to the ever-fruitful resource that is wikiHow, we’ve finally figured it out and ended up with the classic podcast trio of Disney Dad, Cool ...
05.15.2023 MBMBaM 660: Non-Fungible Tote Bags This episode is absolutely not sponsored by Alpha Legends 16: Fingers of the Resistence, the best mobile game about backpack management and customization. But if you use the special code TravIspoWeRninety-nine, you're guaranteed to get Jansport or better. That is, ...
05.08.2023 MBMBaM 659: Dom Jeans You know, when we first made this deal with the djinn where we have to talk about Star Wars every May 4th in exchange for eternal life, it sounded like a great deal. But as time passes steadily into a ...
05.01.2023 MBMBaM 658: Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 231-243 We’re on the road, so we’re bringing y’all a throwback best-of clip show, including the historic first ever Haunted Doll Watch. Suggested talking points: Teen Google, Beef Nuggets, Caterpillar Mysteries, Stroking to Death, Salmon Burgers, Spanky Gazpacho, Babypizza Brady United: ...
04.24.2023 MBMBaM 657: Face 2 Face: We Stan the Target Tortillas Live from AUSTIN, at the Moontower Comedy Festival, the boys are back on the country roads with advice for Texas about sexy legos, Twisted Gen Z fast food, and bread that is so flat that it's TOO flat. Why is ...
04.17.2023 MBMBaM 656: Shagworth Boombastic Have we got a deal for you! Pick a very high value coin – like the PR 70 Deep Cameo PCGS Quarter. Yeah, the one that's worth $17,250. You can have it! The only thing is that you have to ...
04.10.2023 MBMBaM 655: Did Robotnik Send You? Strap in, y’all, we’re getting intellectual in this one. We read about De Broglie wavelengths and we tried to use ‘em to let us enjoy a special frozen drink while watching the new Grease TV show, but that got too ...
04.03.2023 MBMBaM 654: With Great Car Comes Great Babeability It seems like the Tetris movie is getting critical acclaim, but it’s definitely not the adaption we were expecting so, hear us out: We’re pitching our own twisted version. The pieces live in The Puzzle, which is like The City, ...
03.27.2023 MBMBaM 653: Mardi Gras Hades We’re showing off our serious character-voice chops in this episode: Clipping Yoda, the mashmallow-hungry puppet we all know and love; a creepy spirit; gum spokespeople; and a young candymaker. We promise Clipping Yoda is a sometimes-food. Suggested talking points: My ...
03.24.2023 2023 BoCo Teaser - Episode 400 Remix featuring Matt Doyle! We wanted to share a little teaser of our MaxFunDrive Bonus Content, so here's a short clip featuring the inimitable Matt Doyle. If you want to hear the whole thing, head over to maximumfun.org/join to get access to this, plus ...
03.20.2023 MBMBaM 652: Travis's Fast Soup Cup for Boys We've got some HOT tips for your yo-yo throwdown, how to get the best moves up and down, and also around. How about simmering some plants to help focus with some yo-yo pro-pro pre-pro potpourri? Or if you're filming your ...
03.13.2023 MBMBaM 651: Face 2 Face: Structural Xboxes Live from Washington, DC! Instead of thinking about how weird it is to just drive and walk past the White House all the time, we're answering live questions about professional mummy touchers, distant-cousin discounts, and Luis Guzman's Mystery Box. Suggested ...
03.06.2023 MBMBaM 650: Dadfishing We’re so sorry about last episode. It turns out we had on a role-player and not the real Sir Daniel Michael Blake Day-Lewis. But don’t worry, we’ve got the real one this time, and he’s here to talk about animals ...
02.27.2023 MBMBaM 649: Truly Random Nudity Brace yourselves, we have a very, very exclusive guest on this week. He doesn't know what malls are, nor crispy mac & cheese, nor his own birth year. But he does love a good chocolate custard drink and casually giving ...
02.20.2023 MBMBaM 648: 200-250 Catchphrases Per Episode This episode we’ve got some classic life hacks™(dot biz) like insider trading of niche domain names, getting taco bell tips, and buying discounted chocolate, with some bonus fit and sexy rodents to boot. Suggested talking points: The Trashcan that is ...
02.13.2023 MBMBaM 647: Share the Holes Listen. We can’t get into why, but our beef with ham is back on. You know the one. The thing where every so often we decide that ham is the worst thing in existence? Yeah, that whole deal. It’s back ...
02.06.2023 MBMBaM 646: Fart Power to the Max We’re FINALLY bringing that energy. The kind of energy you find in a one-drink coffee shop someone invested all of their life savings into. The kind of energy you bring to impersonate your grandma. The kind of energy perfect for ...
01.30.2023 MBMBaM 645: Pawn Time Boys If we've learned anything from the dozens of Munch Squad reports, anything at all, it's that someone on this planet has the world's biggest pizza living inside of them, and we have to find them. Suggested talking points: Bank of ...
01.23.2023 MBMBaM 644: Which One is the Old Man Have you ever wanted to finally get into My Brother, My Brother, and Me? Well, this is the perfect episode to start! We got cool movie reviews, some ideas about reboots, some Munch Squad. No pre-requisites required at all. Except ...
01.16.2023 MBMBaM 643: Wet Out of 100 This year we’re helping SO MANY PEOPLE, we barely have TIME to contain ALL THESE QUESTIONS. SO here’s a quick summary. Eggs? Eat them (unless you’re Jason Mantzoukas). Plants? Don’t eat them. Cows? Better with abs. Avatar? Bring on the ...
01.09.2023 MBMBaM 642: Snort the Pod We're banging out more advice than ever before! New year, new brothers! Actually, it's the same brothers, but new advice! Actually, it's very similar advice, but with one key difference: this is the year we finally admit that sleight-of-hand prestidigitation ...
01.02.2023 MBMBaM 641: The Naming of 2023 Not gonna lie folks, this year was the hardest it’s ever been. We had an existential crisis or two in the middle but don’t worry, no more than one third of it is just us barking syllables at each other. ...
12.19.2022 MBMBaM 640: Playing the Gravy Card Now, we've had only two Sheldons for years, but hear us out, what about . . . Wet Sheldon? Or Dry Sheldon? The Floor is Sheldon! We can't believe we're giving away all these great ideas away for free. FOR ...

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