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My Guests Cancelled | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 110

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5:22 Chrissy Courtside
11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update
30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics
34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive
39:39 Jeff’s New Lady
47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye…
52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics

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Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 168

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan,  Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake!

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Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 167

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Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time?


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01:46 Susan has 800 kids??

03:06 Chris’s First Impression

05:10 Rice Kings

12:50 Chris is Gay

24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh

38:23 Unsavable People

51:20 Phones are Bad for You

55:46 Susan’s Problems

1:04:04 Voicemail!


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Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167

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Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them.

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8:28 Is Porn Good?
15:10 Polygamy !
25:41 Helpless Relationships
30:19 Polyamory is Dope
34:50 NYC Livin
44:30 Mateo Lane and Dirty Butts
47:52 Being Fat and Gettin Fit
51:28 Talkin Construction Broh
54:44 Thick Vito
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Sexologist TEACHES Chris and Mike Where Everything Goes | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon \ Ep 166

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out

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10:41 Mike’s Taping
13:41 Big Booty Diver
20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps
26:02 Gays Ventura
31:57 Da New York Knicks
34:09 The Eclipse Broh
42:38 Benson Boone
48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap
50:10 Voicemail
56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?
1:03:54 Mean Comments

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My Guests Cancelled | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 110

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