The ladies are back to discuss a listener requested episode The Freak Show. Early on in Season Two, the show was brave enough to ask: are all men freaks?! The answer may surprise you. This episode features Carrie in her single girl-era, Miranda feeding her pussy, Charlotte with Mr. Pussy, and Samantha in a girdle. Digressions include: a sad update about the pigeon purse, Chelsea's favorite fact about micropensies, McDonalds delivery, and an extended discussion about George magazine.

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This week we’re recovering from Lauren’s semi-depraved Bachelorette weekend in Las Vegas, where we soaked up the local culture including the all-male strip revue Thunder From Down Under and Dita Von Teese’s Dita Las Vegas. We also get into Chelsea’s tabi-related foot deformity, this year’s Cannes winners, Bella Hadid’s keffiyeh dress and its ties to Sex and the City (also here is that Guardian article), Bella’s new Orebella fragrance line, Cynthia Nixon’s Variety interview, the upcoming Isabella Blow biopic, Kirsten Dunst’s performance as millennial Lee Miller in Civil War, Julia Fox’s reality competition show OMG Fashun, the scary teenagers in Under the Bridge, and more! 

Every Outfit Down Under Tour! We'll be in Perth December 8th! Brisbane December 11th! Sydney December 12th! Melbourne December 14th! And Auckland December 15th! And West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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On this week’s jam-packed episode we discuss the latest season of And Just Like That, the insane New York Times article about Rosie O’Donnell and Michael Cohen’s friendship, Charli XCX’s latest music video, Chloe Sevigny’s Dilara Findikouglu Met Gala look, our outfits from our recent show in New York, Sofia Coppola for Augustinus Bader, Sofia’s daughter’s new bop, the demise of The Vampire’s Wife, Miranda July’s new book, our new favorite movie The Idea of You, Baby Reindeer trauma, the fabulous new season of Hacks, and more!

Every Outfit Down Under Tour! We'll be in Perth December 8th! Brisbane December 11th! Sydney December 12th! Melbourne December 14th! And Auckland December 15th! And West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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Today we’re discussing Sex and the City’s most perverted episode La Douleur Exquise, which begins in an S&M-themed restaurant and ends with Carrie and Mr. Big’s second breakup. It’s also the episode where Charlotte gets free designer shoes in exchange for PG foot fetish stuff (goals), Miranda dates a public sex fetishest played by Will Arnett, and Stanford reveals his secret internet sex life. Also discussed: Carrie’s iconic drunk dial, euphemisms involving hay, Samantha’s top energy, “le big mac” and more!

West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

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The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We’ve officially OD’d on florals, but we’re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we’ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya’s double whammy, Sean McGirr’s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more!

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See all the looks that we discuss ⬇
The Galliano Gals Zendaya’s first look, Zendaya’s second look, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Gwendoline Christie, Natasha Poonawalla, Bad Bunny. 

The McQueen Queens Lana Del Rey, Kendall Jenner

The Women of a Certain Age Isabelle Huppert, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Michelle Yeoh, Demi Moore, Meg Ryan, Sofia Coppola, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anna Wintour. Also major: Michael Shannon and his chip bag. 

The Loewe Crew Taylor Russell, Greta Lee, Dan Levy, Josh O’Connor, Ariana Grande

The Thom Browne Crew Cole Escola, Cynthia Erivo, Queen Latifah and Wife, Gigi Hadid, Amy Fine Collins

The Stella McCartney Crew Ed Sheeran, FKA Twigs, Cara Delevigne

The Willy Chavarria Crew Coleman Domingo, Leon Bridges, Morgan Spector

The Chloe Crew Sienna Miller, Greta Gerwig, Zoe Saldana, Emma Mackey

The Balmain Crew Elle Fanning, Olivier Rousting, Tyla

The Chanel Crew Michelle Williams, Riley Keough, Tessa Thompson, Gracie Abrams, Penelope Cruz

The Dior Crew Rosalia, Elizabeth Debecki, Alexandra Daddario, Willow Smith 

The Prada Crew Jeff Goldblum, Brie Larson, Amanda Seyfried, Amanda Gorman, Troye Sivan, Sarah Paulson

Also: Tom Ford looking hot

Lauren’s Best Dressed  
Greta Lee, Tyla, Kylie Jenner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Rachel Sennott, Jodie Turner-Smith. Honorable mention: Usher. 

Chelsea’s Best Dressed
Taylor Russell, Cole Escola, Isabelle Huppert, Lana Del Rey, Zendaya’s second look. Honorable mention: Hamish Bowles, Amelia Grey, Erykah Badu. 

Lauren’s Worst Dressed 
Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth, Rosalia, Awkwafina, Gabrielle Union

Chelsea’s Worst Dressed
 Lizzo, Demi Moore, Mindy Kaling, Taraji P. Henson, Jessica Biel, Alexandra Daddario.

Least Dressed Emily Ratajkowski, Rita Ora

On the “Sleeping Beauties” Met Gala 

On the plus side, Rosie O’Donnell is appearing on at least one episode of And Just Like That. On the minus side, your girls forgot to rabbit rabbit this month and are probably doomed. Anyhoo, on today’s cursed episode we discuss a bunch of depraved stuff including Barbra Streisand’s Ozempic controversy, the John Galliano documentary, Milo Yiannopoulos’ iconic resignation from Yeezy, Brandy Melville’s terrible clothing, Shelley Duvall’s NYT profile, and more!

West Coast! We're coming to you! We'll be in San Francisco on June 16th! Portland on June 17th! And Seattle June 18th! And yes, L.A. fuckettes we are playing two night at the Bourbon Room June 28th and June 29th!

Today's episode is brought to you by Nutrafol, For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT.

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