"Now repeat after me: I take you as my lawfully wedded husband. I take you with all your strengths and your many, many faults, and I offer my faults to you, but I'm keeping my strengths for me and my motorcycle gang. I will stick with you forever through health and minor sickness, as long as you don't get me sick. 'Til death or a bad haircut do us part."
The fellas are ordained ministers now—what did it take?? Spoiler, not much.
Some other topics: Sexy lumberjack/blacksmith calendars, raiding on the open seas, patenting a stick.
Want to submit ideas? Email us at ideas@facadeproject.com with anything you think would be impressive and/or hilarious.

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#2 - Ordained Ministers

The contest: Have a biography that is as impressive as possible, while requiring the least possible work to get there. (Doctor, race car driver, #1 best-selling author, pig caller, etc.)

The rules: Each week, we pick something we want to add to our bios. We can get there however we want, as long as we meet the minimum requirements.

We will go to the end of the Earth and back to win (as long as it's not too much work). Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/facade-project/support

Society & Culture

Personal Journals

History

Philosophy

Places & Travel

Are you a cryptocurrency guru, Pokémon card expert, and toxic professional gamer? If so, then first off we’re gonna have to beat the hell out of you, nerd. But also, you have a lot in common with our guest Mick, AKA LowKeyNerd.
Crypto video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQgy8QDEBI

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#12 - Mick: LowKeyNerd, Bunny Kicking Enthusiast

With our guest Piper, we mull over age-old deep questions, such as: “Do children have fingernails?” and“How many pre-schoolers could we fight?” 
Nick is banning newborn children, Piper wants to fight Neil Degrasse Tyson with her mine-finding submarine, and we're all gonna write some spicy fiction about forbidden love with sharks.

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#11 - Piper and the Sexy Shark Men

The space race was between the Union and the Confederacy, prove me wrong.


Matt, who is a doctor, anti free-baller, and Head Bitch In Charge, denies all conspiracies, but agrees that public notaries are the most powerful sorcerers in all the land. Nick proves once and for all that the Earth is flat, and Kevin forces Austin to re-live his butt-worm days.

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#10 - Matt: Doctor, Anti Free-Baller, HBIC

How can you make a functional airplane out of stained second-hand cotton t-shirts? And how the hell do swings work, anyway?


River, Guy Who Has No High School Diploma and Vice President of Wires at DarkAero, tells us the answers, as well as all of the DarkAero trade secrets. Don't tell anyone! Thanks bud.


Also one of us gets the Nudist title. Finally.




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#9 - River: Vice President of Wires at DarkAero

We got a HECKton of titles this week, babyy! These titles are coming at you even faster than girls dump me! Ha ha! I'm lonely! 


Our psychic guest Nina talks with us about one-eyed spirit cats and Finnish kids jumping over swords. Austin gives everyone nightmares. Kevin explores some holes, then cries as another guest tells him he hasn't earned a title. And Nick uses astrology to become The Most Powerful Boi. 


The titles earned this week: ASMRtist, Spelunker, Food Photographer, Frail, Hipster. 


Send us your ideas and accomplishments at info@facadeproject.com!

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#2 - Ordained Ministers

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