Pasties, teen sexting, USG paranoia, dry cleaners, cleavage, SCOTUS heterophobia and more!

Guest reader Mary Lock.  Topics include the dry cleaning epidemic, the supermarket express checkout, our silly heterophobic supreme court, the United States Government’s relentless recruitment of a particular soldier of love, sexting and parents, a disappointment in Cornwall, cleavage, the roots of the “gun and bible” culture, that’s not a skunk you smell, RIP “Old Portland” and more!