Podtoid: Destructoid's Video Game Podcast

Episode 379: Everyone Had Syphilis Back Then

Look, it's late, I still need to pack for PAX, and thus, I have no idea what's in this episode of Podtoid. The title was taken from the first soundbite I randomly checked. It's a grab bag! Hopefully it's good! But...

Podtoid 378: The Four-Way

It's been a few weeks, so we're rolling four deep. You got your Steven Hansen, your Brett Makedonski, your Darren Nakamura, AND your Ray Porreca. It's 33% more Podtoid Boy for your ears. The crew mostly talked about recent travels...

Podtoid 377: Floyd Mayweather's Questionable Literacy

Another long summer week without much happening, another episode where the Podtoid crew kind of just shoots the breeze for 45 minutes before finally talking about a video game. Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Ray Porreca hit a potpourri of...

Podtoid 376: Ugly Baby Poo Colored Balls

Oh boy, it's a slow week for video games, which means it's a great week for just hanging out and talking about whatever comes to mind. These include topics such as Geoff Keighley being video games' press secretary and how...

Podtoid 375: Get Rid of Your Ghosts

We're back from break! Or some of us are. In this episode, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Ray Porreca reminisce on the past month or so since they last got together and talked like good podcast boys. Some of the...

Podtoid 374: The Melty Boys take on E3 2017

On this episode of Podtoid, the crew gets a new nickname in "The Melty Boys," but mostly Steven Hansen and Brett Makedonski talk about their escapades at E3 2017. Darren Nakamura joins to inject how things looked from the outside,...

Episode 373: Was Jesus a Punk-Ass Bitch?

On this episode of Podtoid, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Ray Porreca gear up for E3 next week. They give their predictions and hopes, and decide what the big three platform holders will have to do in order to "win"...

Podtoid 372: Dip Spit Rig

In this episode of Podtoid, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura talk about dental hygiene, Destructoid's E3 party, and Tom Brady's dietary restrictions. Some games discussed were Rime, Injustice 2, and a little bit of Rocket League The show...

Podtoid 371: Misbehaving Jewish teens

On this episode of Podtoid, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Ray Porreca talk about indie roguelike Dead Cells, the buzz around Battlegrounds, and some Prey Metacritic user reviews. Additionally, the crew hits on topics like Brett's karmic retribution, how good...

Podtoid 370: Darren's Mr. Whippy

On this episode of Podtoid, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura talked about the RompHim, avocado toast, making sandwiches, and also some video games probably. Some of the games were Prey, Mages of Mystralia, and Surviving Mars (along with...

Podtoid 369: British People Can Say Cunt

In this episode of Podtoid, independent developer Alex Rose joins Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Ray Porreca to talk about his recently released game Super Rude Bear Resurrection and game development in general. Additional topics include British swear words, a...

Podtoid 368: Botched Circumcision

In this episode of Podtoid, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura get together to talk about What Remains of Edith Finch, Scanner Sombre, machinima, Juicero, and circumcisions. Darren still holds a commanding lead in this week's SATPOTPAQ, but perhaps...

Podtoid 367: Tossing the Presidential Salad

On this episode of Podtoid, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Ray Porreca talk about eating ass. Lots and lots of eating ass. Also, Field of Dreams/ejaculation pun. (More like Field of Creams, am I right?) Also, the gang touches on...

Podtoid 366: The Yooka-Laylee Special

In this special episode, Jordan Devore, Steven Hansen, and Brett Makedonski talk about the recently released mascot platformer Yooka-Laylee. How does it hold up to the Banjo-Kazooies and the Super Mario 64s? Did the crew love it, or were they...

Podtoid 365: The Thunder Event

This is Podtoid number 365, which means you could listen to one episode of the show for every day of the year, not counting leap years. But there won't be another leap year until 2020, so that's not a worry....

Podtoid 364: I Saved Space Hitler

Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura are around for this episode of Podtoid, in which we talk more about The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, talk more about Mass Effect Andromeda, and talk more about Rocket League's...

Podtoid 363: Not Great with Numbers

In this rousing episode of Podtoid, Brett and Steven recount their time at GDC, while newcomer Ray Porreca talks about what he saw at PAX East. The team also talks about The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, discusses...

Podtoid 362: Well What did you Expect to Happen?

Look, if you're hang gliding, wing suiting, or dog walking, you're just inviting trouble. In this episode, the Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura talked about trees, Prey, Fire Emblem Heroes, sleeping caps, Resident Evil 7 DLC, chinchillas, and...

Podtoid 361: The Resident Evil 7 Spoilercast

Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Zack Furniss chat with Capcom's Associate Brand Manager Tim Turi about all things Resident Evil 7 biohazard. It's a full spoilercast, so don't listen if you haven't finished the game! As a bonus, you can listen...

Episode 360: Podtoid of the Terrible Year

In this, the final Podtoid episode of 2016, the usual gang of Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura get together to talk about their favorite games from the year. After that, it's only some holiday-themed listener questions, a rousing...

Episode 359: The Podtoid Companion App

It's time for The Game Awards predictions! Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura gather to prognosticate on what will win at Geoff Keighley's trying-to-be-respectable award show, and to lament what should actually win. Then we hit some listener questions,...

Podtoid 358: Darren Shows His Ass

Halloween just happened, and the Podtoid crew got together to talk games and things. Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, Darren Nakamura, and Myles Cox talked about World of Final Fantasy, Polish indie games, Guilty Gear, and surreptitiously taking photos of strangers....

Podtoid 357: Big Boat and Li'l Yachty

In this episode of Podtoid, Brett is away, so Kenny Redublo and Myles Cox join Steven Hansen and Darren Nakamura to talk about the big news in games today. We touch on Thumper, Watch Dogs 2, Red Dead Redemption 2,...

Podtoid 356: Hamilton is a Piece of Shit

In this rousing episode of Podtoid, the usual crew of Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura gather 'round to discuss Dishonored 2, Gears of War 4, cat vomit, and Steven's contempt for the smash hit Broadway musical Hamilton. Brett...

Podtoid 354: The One Where Darren Gets Strangled

The Podtoid crew went to PAX West 2016, where we saw video games, planned a party, and were nearly strangled to death by a stranger on the street. A street stranger strangler. It was a weird trip. Jordan Devore joins...

Podtoid 353: The Gang Gets Racist

In this episode of Podtoid, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura discuss console revisions, system sellers, and breakfast foods. But mostly, Steven decides he is now racist, and he really doubles down on it. SATPOTPAQ focuses on U.S. Presidents...

Podtoid 352: Masterful Minigames

The Podtoid crew gets together to talk about minigames that surpass the games they're in, glasses, classes, eating snakes, and skyscrapers.

Podtoid 351: The No Man's Sky Special

Jordan Devore, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura get together to talk about the procedurally generated space exploration game No Man's Sky. What is it? How cool is it to fly to a planet, land on it, and start walking around?...

Podtoid 350: Zero Gravity Money Shot

Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura talk about No Man's Sky, science fiction games, and boners in space.

Podtoid 349: The Abzu Special

Brett, Steven, and Zack talk in-depth (water pun!) about Abzu and how they're some of the only people in the world that think it's not the best game ever.

Podtoid 348: See you, Space Cowboy

Destructoid editors Brett Makedonski, Darren Nakamura, Kyle MacGregor, and Steven Hansen discuss Starbound, Soylent, regretful 10/10 review scores, Harambe, Matt Duffy's cat, bad Italian food, living in outer space, and Kyle's departure from Dtoid. 

Podtoid 347: Pikachu Butt Plug

While the Kyle's away, the rest of the guys talk about sex toys. Also, their least favorite games they've had to review during their time in the gaming press.

Podtoid 346: Underrated Games of Last Generation

On this episode, Dtoid editors Brett, Darren, Kyle, and Steven discuss some of their favorite underappreciated games of the PS3-Wii-Xbox 360 era.

Podtoid 345: Pokemon Go Outside

On this week's episode of Podtoid, the gang chats about Pokémon Go, JNCO pants, the NES Classic Mini, and whether or not the Nintendo 64 has more than a handful of games that are worth playing.

Podtoid 344: Eaten by an Alligator

Podtoid 343: Ten Out of Ten Teraflops

Destructoid editors Zack Furniss, Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Darren Nakamura make their best guesses at what surprises E3 2016 holds.

Podtoid 342: Anime was a Mistake

Darren returns to Podtoid to tell us about his adventures at MomoCon, an anime convention in Atlanta, Georgia -- home of Major League Baseball's Barves.

Podtoid 341: The Doom Special

Destructoid editors Steven Hansen, Brett Makedonski, and Zack Furniss have a round-table discussion about the new Doom game from Bethesda and id Software.

Podtoid 340: Sewage in a Half Shell

The Podtoid gang discusses Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan, pre-E3 judge's week, and other inane topics. 

Podtoid 339: The Overwatch Special

Destructoid editors Kyle MacGregor, Jordan Devore, and Zack Furniss have a round-table discussion about Blizzard's brand-new multiplayer shooter, Overwatch.

Podtoid 338: Make Great America Again

The Podtoid crew discuss Mass Effect's new theme park ride, Valkyria Chronicles Remastered, the Uncharted 4- Washington Post review debacle, Maize, This Little War of Mine, and how to properly pronounce the word "pecan."

Podtoid 337: Battleborn Poetry Slam

The Podtoid kids talk Battlefield 1, Call of Duty: Infinity Wardfare, Battleborn, Overwatch, Pokemon Sun and Moon, and more.

Podtoid 336: Darth Vader Cranking Off

Destructoid editors Brett, Darren, Kyle, and Steven talk about Uncharted 4: A Thieves End and other video games. 

Podtoid 335: Bad Bedfellow

On this week's Podtoid, the boys have a nice chin wag about Star Fox Zero, Hitman, Severed, the Mirror's Edge Catalyst beta, the Nintendo NX's release window, and the new Zelda's delay, and Harry Potter.

Podtoid 334: Do a Barrel Roll

Kyle, Steven, and Darren talk Star Fox, PS4 Neo, MLB 15 The Show, and more.

Podtoid 333: Butts! Butts! Butts!

The Podtoid crew discusses the Overwatch pose controversy, the lack of Donut Drake in Uncharted 4, Final Fantasy XV, Stephen's Sausage Roll, and more...

Podtoid 332: Quantum Break Special

Destructoid editors Jordan Devore, Steven Hansen and Brett Makedonski get together for a chat all about Alan Wake developer's hot new Xbox One and PC game, Qunatum Break.

Podtoid 331: #PleaseBeExcited

On this week's Podtoid, Destructoid's own Patrick Hancock joins the usual suspects to discuss Quantum Break, Cockeyes VR, Final Fantasy XV, and how Darren used Animal Crossing to propose to his wife. We also have an interview with Mark Warburton, an...

Podtoid 330: Poopin' on the Side of the Road

The boys are back from GDC and have assembled to discuss their travels, Dark Souls III, that fake-ass Nintendo NX controller leak, the best way to get revenge, tacos (Hard shell or soft shell?), and Darren's bowels.

Podtoid 329: Tom Clancy's The Division

Now that The Division has been out in the wild for a couple weeks, a few of us Destructoid staffers have convened for a round table about Ubisoft's fancy new shooter.