05.09.2019 - By Productive Outs
LET’S TALK TO IT Thanks for wasting an hour of your time with us every week. We really appreciate it. Thanks for listening, y’all! Support us on Patreon if you’d like, but you don’t have to. You’ve got like TWO DAYS left to snag our Patreon “Sickest-Ass T-Shirt.” Please rate us on iTunes, tell a friend who likes baseball and/or music. Or don't! SPONSOR BREAK - Muscle Buddies Deltoid Glaze FOOD & BEVERAGE NEWS: You Eat And Drink Them Riley gets flavor blasted. Ian gets hopped up on Yerbae. MUSICAL GUEST: PILE Buy Green and Gray vinyl or digital. Or stream it here. HUMAN GUEST: David Roth of Deadspin and the Internet Let’s Recall Several Baseballmen: The Cards THE BASEBALL THINGS THE GOOD The Reds and the Padres are cool and fun. Shohei is BACk, baby. Whoooooole lotta grand slams. The most ever, in fact! Joey Gallo and Hunter Pence hitting monster bombs. Mike Fiers threw a no hitter and no one cared THE BAD Kenley and Joe Kelly broken. THE UGLY It would appear that a governor has been put on the mammoth machine, however smashes and jacks appear to be on a rampage, and moonshots have made a move as well. This whole Bellinger to the OF to make sure he doesn't dive is hilarious OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK: Bartolomé Fortunato