04.19.2019 - By Productive Outs
GREETINGS, PEOPLE OF THE WEB! Thanks for listening! Support us on Patreon if you’d like, but you don’t have to. You’ve got a couple weeks left to snag our Patreon “Sickest-Ass T-Shirt” Please rate us on iTunes, tell a friend who likes baseball and/or music MUSICAL GUEST: Town Portal Buy "Of Violence" here. Stream it here. THE BASEBALL THINGS THE BAD The Ozzie Albies extension is the worst ever Chris Davis is historically bad … ... And so is Trevor Rosenthal … he’s already worth -0.7 WAR this year. Tim Anderson gets plunked THE GOOD What the hell do the Rays think they’re doing? ASTROS won 10 straight Ron Kulpa, that dusty adult toddler butthole, blew another call and wore a pitch right off his big dumb face Khris Davis gets extended This week in large adult sons: Dan Vogelbach is mashing SO MANY DINGERS THE UGLY MLB has a mammoth problem OLD SCHOOL PLAYER OF THE WEEK: FREDDIE PATEK