Quitters Never Give Up

By Christopher, Drew, Eddie, Lindsay and Jen

Comedy

What's Quitters Never Give Up about?

Overviews, memories and updates from the legendary Kevin and Bean Show and its legacy of spin-off podcasts.

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Quitters Never Give Up episodes:

05.15.2024
Episode 148 - Busy Box
Calling New Zealand, the Thighmaster, a Kevin DuBrow tribute, Bugs or Daffy, marmot talk, Teabagger tattoos, contract riders, and revisiting the Tim Minchin incident! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
05.09.2024
Samurai Bluey
We review our obsessions with kid's cartoons and bad 90's cop movies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
05.02.2024
Episode 147 - Humans are Humans
A strange obsession with Samurai Cop, Bean on back injuries, Kevin Smith settles the Halloween Candy debate, cheating on game shows, thoughts on Coachella, Taylor Swift beeyoops, and Farrah Abrahmson! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
04.24.2024
Episode 146 - The Great Dogloo Controversy
"More Ovaltine, please!" The Black Parade, a dog in prison, Kevin Smith full circle, Sam opens April Foolishness, Juiced, Honkalism, and a naked OJ picture! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
04.10.2024
Episode 145 - Bob from Chattanooga
"You are all going to die tonight." Gang Wars on Let's Paint TV, a Diddy update, Bean's recording schedule, Eddie Pence as Alf, the Coop Report, Jane Levy, The Rock's sore muscles, and THE B TEAM! --- Send in a voice...
04.04.2024
Episode 144 - All Hail Queen Latifah!
"Stephen Haawwwwwkiiiiiing" Fun facts brought to you by Frank Murphy, Josh from Hawthorne and Luke, Sam the Raider Fan, Name that Foo, Pence Sauce, Swag in reverse, Bean's Ben Folds Five meltdown, and Ralph vs Mr. Wizard! --- Send in a...
03.22.2024
Episode 143 - Nikola Tesla
"It's your candle blowing bursday!!!!" Nikola Tesla, Bean's Royal Sass, Eddie's chicken nuggets, Ralph as Optimus Prime, an epic failure on a K&B; classic game, Allie's schedule, Supermarket Sweeps, and there's no catch! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
03.17.2024
Episode 142 - Such as...
"Such as...." The longest intro known to man, the first What's Up With Florida, Adam Schwartz, Ralph’s game, poor little piggies, Kevin's personal assistant Linus, Ralph off his game and an excellent punchline...... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
03.10.2024
Episode 141 - The Sizzler or the Putt-Putt
Kevin makes a bathroom confession, Chocolate Rain, Shaolin Robot, Dave and IKEA, Grease 2 is the word, Bean’s has a moment asking a trivia question, Lil Poopy, and the retired pope is partying! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
03.03.2024
Episode 140 - You did it, Kevin!
“CBS cares.” Ralph forgets the FCC, breaking in on Edwin on a Crowdcast, Strudelgate, Kevin did it, some fun facts, some dark death clips, and a very important Valentine’s Day Gift! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
02.22.2024
Episode 139 - Hey There, How Are You?
"Hi, it's Kat!" The Plain White Tee cover controversy, The Interns Strike Back, some Mugos interview brilliance, a new promo for Jankytown, and SQUIRREL! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
02.17.2024
Episode 138 - Mr. Woodpond
“You are endlessly disappointing as a human being!” Our very own Doug Kriegel brings us back to the Brow Down days, some extremely timely Super Bowl chat, Kevin Smith vs an owl, Bean doesn’t understand gas mileage, another TGP controversy,...
02.14.2024
Heather - "Wake me up at 5am"
"Try everything but KROQ" Formerly from the KROQ promotions department, Heather talks about how Big Tad got her hired, her contortionist background, her connection to Ed McMann, sleeping at the KROQ offices, her life as a van driver, counting caller numbers...
02.11.2024
The Shmooper Shmowl
Reviewing some of our favorite moments from the Big Game including some rejected ads, some ill-timed playoff chat, J-Lo's crotch, Omar in Atlanta, Taylor Swift on CSI, and National Treasure Terry Bradshaw! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
02.08.2024
Episode 137 - Leeka June from Baldwin Park
Everyone's into death, tips for annoying coworkers, macaques, Richard Simmons, Tonka the depressed wombat, and revisiting Bean charming Eddie Pence! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
02.03.2024
Episode 134 - Godzuki?
Steven Cigar does an ad, a Kate Middleton hoax, Lisa eats a brownie, Dave makes soup, a live reaction to Christmas Shoes, jazz talk, Eddie Pence ruins games, Allie's groceries sabotage the podcast, Kevin not interested in Les Mis, and...
02.03.2024
Episode 135 - Jenny’s new ladies
"How's life been for you up to today??" The war with Oh So Judgy, Jenny’s Honkers, Nana Allie, Bean speaks Armenian, John Denver, math is hard, and Ralph rants about the post office and honkytonk badonkadonks! --- Send in a voice message:...
02.03.2024
Episode 136 - A Tenuous Connection
We're back and worse than ever! Luke from the Gilded Playlist debuts his new segment Ain't Nobody Got Time for That! Josh from Hawthorne debuts his new Fun Fact segment! Sam from Santa Monica even calls in. Lotsa stuff. --- Send in...
01.16.2024
Guitar Hero
We look back on a showdown between Dave and Kevin, narrated by Psycho Mike. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
12.25.2023
Add What You Feel!
It’s the First Annual Kevin and Bean Christmas Album Hall of Fame! In a very special crossover with The Gilded Playlist Podcast, we rate our favorite songs from K&B; Christmas Albums past! Plus - drunk rats, Luke's thoughts on the...
12.10.2023
Episode 133 - Something is not right down there, you guys
“I’m bored. I’m bored! I’m bored!” The man shuts down Drink Boxing, more world's largests, Lindsay Lohanhan, Dave eats conch, Anna Indiana, Eddie Pence vs. glass, Stoneman from an F-15, a new announcer for Cuppa Tea, and Bean returns worse-off...
11.30.2023
Episode 132 - I like her restaurant!
"That's incredible!" Taking it back, love from Oh So Judgy, Bean’s kidney size, the clip speed debate continues, mold in the carpet, engagement announcements, and more moments with everyone! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
11.26.2023
Episode 131 - Free balloons and a kidney
"I'd love to get a copy of that" Theresa from Fountain Valley, Omar the man of a thousand voices, Sum 41, the Download rodeo remix, Piranha Plants on Parade, the vomit continues, Eddie Pence's website, and Bean's famous kidney! Sign up to...
11.25.2023
F%#*% off!
Remembering the hilarious Steve Ashton. View Steve Ashton's Tribute page Song provided by Cbus Brian --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
11.18.2023
Episode 130 - Over there is not anymore, right?
We examine an unprecedented number of Moments with Kevin, Australian Chris, and the Oh So Judgy Podcast! Plus Heather Mills, Leonardo Dicaprier, getting attention with cremation, the Florida Man Games, calling Kevdogg's mom, Beer Mug running the sound effects, and...
11.14.2023
DePesci Alex Mode
For no particular reason on this day we take an Instant Request reviewing Bean's health issues over the years. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
11.09.2023
Episode 129 - A mixture of old
"Smells like donkey..." Reminiscing on the good old days, talking urinal cakes, Wing covers the Biebs, getting Thrilled, remembering Dusty Street, circus peanuts, a Garmycon recap, happy Justin Bieber, and the Gone-Wrong Impressionists™. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
11.02.2023
Episode 128 - Loco Ono
"Mediocre at best" Crowdfunding for the Drunk Boxing event, Kevin and Bean charm Chuck Lorre, bacon, remembering Suzanne Somers, Christopher's new Jingle business, unpleasant sounds, and ripoff Crazy Afro Lady calls! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
10.31.2023
Episode 127 - Ssendam-m-m-m-m-m-m
Kevin and Bean's Download Rodeo, a Transformers tangent, shower bath shower, a very scary phone call, a will in a couch, cartoon and cereal talk, Space Case, and a total failure of scary drops! --- Send in a voice message:...
10.28.2023
Episode 126 - 0:07
Corinne Bail Rayuh, Stationhead, marijuana sheep, waging more podcast wars, Bill Burr psychoanalyzes Bean, a riveting car chase, scrubble on chables, Eddie at a Stooges Convention, and Billie Joel Armstrong? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
10.24.2023
Episode 125 - Oh hey Katy Perry. You go girl!
"Is this Chile?!" A successful foreign call, Pedro Guerrerooooooo, Jen diagnoses Eddie's taste buds, Mike as an Irishman, Billy Joel Armstrong, Rocco's Modern Life, Bean gets haircut advice, and a Gwen Stefani tangent! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
10.19.2023
Episode 124 - WW dot
Omar vs Rachael Ray, asking an interventionist, Bean interested in podcasting, Brokeback Island, a 3 inch worm, Dave's touching One Chip Challenge tribute, Jonesyception, and romantic(?) gestures! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
10.15.2023
Episode 123 - They're stomping the yard, where you from?!
Stomping the yard, Dave vs Ralph in the ring, everything's coming up Edwin, Keith Richards, Ford Pinto talk, the early days of Bianca and Psycho Mike, and Rudy meets Gene Simmons! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
10.10.2023
Episode 122 - Demi Lovaaaaaaaato
Frank Murphy and Owl City, the Metallica dog, Jail Babes, Adam Carolla in the kitchen sink, Mugs on the Harold and Kumar red carpet, Kevining, and asking an alien abductee! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
10.05.2023
Episode 121 - Charbroiled!
"Just let it go!" Kevdogg is hacked, Psycho Mike discovers the K&B Archive, Lisa on the pole, another Afro Man-inspired jingle, a Blink 182 nurse mystery, Bean riding the drinking horse, Jonesy, Buzz had one line, and would you live in...
10.01.2023
Episode 120 - Jef with one F
"I was working in the lab late one night..." Rabbit rabbit! We enter into ROCKtober with a revisiting of the famous Gargling Incident, there's no longer any room for J-Lo, Nickleback forces Ralph into the File, Chitty Bang, Devo vs. Mitt...
09.23.2023
Episode 119 - The Proud Owner of a Tail
Giving no love for Rush, Ralph vs the Dark Knight Rises, Buccee Fever, blow me up Tom, otter talk... .... and A TAIL!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
09.19.2023
Episode 118 - The only one we doubted
Revisiting the iconic sickle/neighbor story, a boat brawl and a banana, Bean's Aspberger's quiz, the crazy Afro caller lady, Mark Spitz hangs up on Bean, a Lisa "moment" debate, and Clucking and/or Mumfording the hits! --- Send in a voice...
09.13.2023
Episode 117 - Smelling money in the water
"FLE!" Lisa the Pet Judge, Omar vs Federleezy, saying goobye to Pee-wee, bears in China, extras(?), Colin Farrell roasts Mugs, Ralph on the picket line, ghost logic, and Dumb Inception with The Gilded Playlist! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
09.04.2023
Episode 116 - Movin' on up
"ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh!" Lonely Island brings in a K&B; theme song, Sweet Minutiae, Eddie Pence at Comic Con, Ralph brings in a bogus list, mixing up theme songs, Bean threatens Harvey Levin, Sherman Helms, and playing some Total Recall! --- Send...
08.27.2023
Episode 115 - People that I can talk to about with peanut butter
"That's alleged!" Kevin can't read his own Wikipedia page, competing with longest and weirdest intro records, Brad Williams licks Lisa, Lottery Fever, Ralph and two hot witches, and how many margaritas??? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
08.13.2023
Episode 114 - Bye Pete, Bye Linda!
Ralph vs. Griffith Park, Bean's a Quitter, Kevin sleep-emails, the least excited Spiderman contest winner, Kevin the poker chip thief, the Drink Store, Christopher's Beverly Hillbillies theme, an alligator wedding, and somehow the Cornhole Challenge has gotten more complicated??? --- Send...
08.05.2023
Episode 113 - Cartoon death
Going for a marathon intro, Ralph’s Girl Scout rant, Allie and Disneyland Teaburgers, chicken tetrazzini, Belieber Bean, dueling Lovitzes, and Kevdogg freaks out Kings fans! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
08.01.2023
Eddie Pence's Wikipedia Page
Eddie Pence joins us to discuss his Wikipedia page, Bean's immediate love for him, toilet paper jokes, his next special, Foursquare, his early relationship with Ralph Garman, signing up for The Ralph Report in a Han Solo costume, one of...
07.25.2023
Episode 112 - We Got a Good Drip Out of It
Christopher's ghost car, a message catchup that goes completely off the rails, Thanksgiving drops, Frank smells it, more Larries for Ralph, everyone provides post office fun facts, Alanis files, and Colin Hanks has never felt so good!!!! --- Send in a...
07.16.2023
Episode 111 - Sing It if You Know It!
Breaking in on the Memorial Day weekend party machine brought to you by the Kevin and Bean Radio Rewind! Also, Kevin's password adventures, the Risk movie, Vin Diesel acting outside of Christopher's house, Ween minutiae, a definitely NSFW phone call,...
07.04.2023
4th4th4th4th4th of July
An interview with Rosa G, Joe Biden weighs in, and Bean as the Get off my Lawn Guy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
06.16.2023
School's Out!
We're taking a little break and we'll see you later in July! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/quitters-never-give-up/message
06.15.2023
Episode 110 - Battlechip
"Too much content!" Noodles' mom plugs her ears for Soundgarden, Eddie on toes, Ralph and Shirley Manson, the Goober Viewing, Bob Hope drops, the adventures of Young Kevin, swingin' the alphabet, Kevdogg in a LaZBoy, Steve Stoneman's airpods, and Bean's touching...
06.07.2023
Episode 109 - Don't blame us if anything bad happens!
The great MJ from beyond the grave, Garbage doin' it themselves, Psycho Mike and his backpack, loud animals, remembering Gordon Lightfoot, an update on Jankytown, Sports Guy on eating bugs, Steve reviews the Sam bonus, Bean's too busy to see...

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Quitters Never Give Up episodes:

Episode 148 - Busy Box

Samurai Bluey

Episode 147 - Humans are Humans

Episode 146 - The Great Dogloo Controversy

Episode 145 - Bob from Chattanooga

Episode 144 - All Hail Queen Latifah!

Episode 143 - Nikola Tesla

Episode 142 - Such as...

Episode 141 - The Sizzler or the Putt-Putt

Episode 140 - You did it, Kevin!

Episode 139 - Hey There, How Are You?

Episode 138 - Mr. Woodpond

Heather - "Wake me up at 5am"

The Shmooper Shmowl

Episode 137 - Leeka June from Baldwin Park

Episode 134 - Godzuki?

Episode 135 - Jenny’s new ladies

Episode 136 - A Tenuous Connection

Guitar Hero

Add What You Feel!

Episode 133 - Something is not right down there, you guys

Episode 132 - I like her restaurant!

Episode 131 - Free balloons and a kidney

F%#*% off!

Episode 130 - Over there is not anymore, right?

DePesci Alex Mode

Episode 129 - A mixture of old

Episode 128 - Loco Ono

Episode 127 - Ssendam-m-m-m-m-m-m

Episode 126 - 0:07

Episode 125 - Oh hey Katy Perry. You go girl!

Episode 124 - WW dot

Episode 123 - They're stomping the yard, where you from?!

Episode 122 - Demi Lovaaaaaaaato

Episode 121 - Charbroiled!

Episode 120 - Jef with one F

Episode 119 - The Proud Owner of a Tail

Episode 118 - The only one we doubted

Episode 117 - Smelling money in the water

Episode 116 - Movin' on up

Episode 115 - People that I can talk to about with peanut butter

Episode 114 - Bye Pete, Bye Linda!

Episode 113 - Cartoon death

Eddie Pence's Wikipedia Page

Episode 112 - We Got a Good Drip Out of It

Episode 111 - Sing It if You Know It!

4th4th4th4th4th of July

School's Out!

Episode 110 - Battlechip

Episode 109 - Don't blame us if anything bad happens!