
The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.



What a week we have in store for you my little Schittobites.  After our usual beginning-of-show-BS we hop in and watch Alexis make some poor life decisions with an old man while Johnny attempts offer some fatherly warnings to her would-be suitor. Meanwhile Moira goes sans-Publicist and attempts to right the horrible faux pas that has landed her in trouble with the locals.  Lastly David & Patrick take on a new hire at the store who is equal parts enthusiastic and unenthusiastic about the position spoiler alert: It’s Jocelyn.

Episode 303 – Rebound

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There is no way Dawson is not just surrounding Jen in a cloud of urine right now.



We are back in Capeside for a week and let me tell you: It feels good.  This week we had just enough time to bust out a randomly selected episode for your listening pleasure, and RNGesus decided it shall be Season 2 episode 9, Election.  In which young Andie finds herself running for class president, and being verbally assaulted by that scamp Abby Morgan.  Simultaneous to that Jen is trying to show Dawson what it is like to be a real boy, and not some weird Steven Spielberg fantasy robot.  It’s a good ep, lots of meat for the Pandie freaks if that’s your bag.  We also talk about our summer, complain about another TV show, and give some book reccomendos.   

Episode 311 – Elec2ion






Long time no… type episode description to.  So ya boys are back to drop a hot COTW track on the internet, but not without ulterior motives.  We are finally announcing our new podcast project, and we thought the best place to do it was the place that started it all (and the place with the most subscribers *cough*).  But we can’t come empty handed, so we also rolled up a rando DC and were not unhappy with the results.  Please listen to hear all the hot deets about the upcoming High Tech Low Life Podcast, and to listen to us slip back into the oh-so-comforting embrace of early-mid Dawson’s Creek.  

Episode 310 – Mystery Creek & Exciting Announcement


 It occurred to me too late that we should post a pic of ourselves for the last ep, so instead here are two slightly less attractive and less charismatic white guys.



Seven years ago we decided to abandon our music podcast idea and do something silly for our own amusement that we never thought anyone would listen to.  Rewatch podcasts existed at the time, but nobody was doing random episodes (still aren’t), and why would they?  It’s an utterly stupid format for a show.  Thankfully, “stupid” was right in our wheelhouse, and we embraced it. Seven years later we’ve joined the community, interviewed cast members, and made actual real friends as a result.  What a weird and unexpected joy this has been.  Thanks everyone who listened, voicemailed, emailed, tweeted, retweeted, commented, rated, reviewed, wrote fanfic, recorded music, or ever said a single nice thing about COTW over the last 7 years.  It’s been awesome.  Here’s an episode of us watching the Dawson’s Creek Finale for like the hundredth time.

Episode 309 – 4ll Good Things Must Come To An End


Papa Emoiratus



Oh wow, my last Schitt’s Creek episode description. I don’t even know how to begin.  You all know the jist of the episode: David gets married and then the whole gang separates off to live their new successful lives, having learned a myriad of lessons from their time spent in the Creek.  In many ways, this show has matured greatly over the course of it’s six seasons.  What started as a pretty basic fish-out-of-water story, became a heartfelt tribute to family and friendship.  However in the most important ways this show has not matured at all, as the central plot point of the finale of this Emmy-winning sitcom masterpiece… is a hand job joke.  



Sweaters and handplay, our theme song remained true ’til the very end.

Episode 308 – Happy Ending


I gotta be honest, I saw this picture and the first thing that came to mind was: I bet Dan Levy (and for that matter David Rose) smells great.  Just the perfect fragrance for any situation. It’s not a funny caption but it’s honest, dammit.



Wow everyone, we have very nearly made it.  A few more steps and we will have summitted the peak of Schitt Mountain.  Our oxygen is getting low, we passed several long dead corpses on the way up, and we only have a few minutes to enjoy it before we have to descend or else risk joining them in the icy embrace of death… you know what this metaphor is getting confused so I think I’ll start over.



Wow everyone, we have very nearly made it.  A few more strides and we have finished Schitt Marathon.  25.2 miles of Schitt are behind us and with only one to go our victory is nearly assured.  We’ve pissed ourselves twice, and all that remains of our nipples is the bloodstain on the inside of our Umbro moisture wicking atheletic t-shirt…. Nope, I did it again.  One more try.



Wow everyone, we have very nearly made it.  One more episode and we will have watched the entirety of Schitt’s Creek and commentated upon it for your listening pleasure.  Hopefully Creek of the Week is able to go out as strongly as the show which provides all its content, but considering that show has a team of talented writers, producers, and an incredibly charismatic cast, while this show is a couple of jagoffs yelling at each other over the top of said talented performances, it probably will not.  Be that as it may we are all in this together.  Please enjoy the pppeeenultimate episode of Schitt’s Creek with us.  You probably already know what happens.





Episode 303 – Rebound

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