It's fifteen years after the events of the previous film. Napoleon Solo has developed a James Bond inferiority complex (and 500 liver spots) and is playing mid-stakes poker games at 2pm on a weekday. Ilya Kuryakin looks absolutely identical and has opened up a fashion brand catering for stacked 10/10 transgender baddies. The last of the old-school Gay-coded villains laments the modern age.


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S2E20: Return of the Man from UNCLE: The Fifteen Years Later Affair

Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon watch a different Bond film each fortnight in an attempt to give 007 the socialist, feminist upcoming he so richly deserves.

TV & Film

Film Reviews

A few months ago we held a poll to decide on our 5mil celebration episode, and the winner was Master and Commander. A close runner up and fan favourite was this, a classic punchline movie. Lmao it's Sean Connery dressed wierd hahaha. But what if I told you, it fucking ruled actually.
This episode was held behind the iron paywall for three months, until we needed it most. Until hoarse voices cried out in terror- We're all too sick to record an episode of our podcast this week.
John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz.
 
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FREE PALESTINE
Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.
https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate
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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

[UNLOCKED] S3E10.5: Zardoz

After watching Beowulf, we decided to take a look at another recent film about the Vikings. A film lauded as an extremely accurate depiction of a 80-IQ ripped guy eating shit constantly in service of righting a wrong that was already righted while he wasn't paying attention. Is it fascist? Maybe. Maybe it's good though, ever thought of that?
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FREE PALESTINE
Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.
https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate
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A New place to listen!
Our entire backlog has been ported over to youtube, and can be found here!
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WEB DESIGN ALERT 
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/
 
Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

S3E19.5: The Northman [PREVIEW]

In a rare turn of events, we encounter an actually good movie—not just a good Eurospy movie, but just a flat-out banger of a movie—very late in the season and after we've become expert witnesses on just how bad and formulaic pretty much every Eurospy movie is. That's right, we're reviewing the 1966 film THE QUILLER MEMORANDUM featuring some cast you might have heard of, such as: Alec Guiness, Max von Sydow, George Segal, with a screenplay by... Harold Pinter? And it's good. It's great! What the hell is going on?
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FREE PALESTINE
Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.
https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate
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A New place to listen!
Our entire backlog has been ported over to youtube, and can be found here!
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Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
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WEB DESIGN ALERT 
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/
 
Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

S3E19: The Quiller Memorandum

This is a preview of a bonus episode- find the whole thing here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/103479113
Beowulf is a 2007 American adult animated fantasy action film produced and directed by Robert Zemeckis, written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary, based on the Old English epic poem Beowulf, and featuring the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, Brendan Gleeson, John Malkovich, Crispin Glover, Alison Lohman, and Angelina Jolie. The film depicts the rise and fall of the monsterfucker Beowulf after he travels to Denmark to fuck a monster. 
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FREE PALESTINE
Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate
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A New place to listen!Our entire backlog has been ported over to youtube, and can be found here!-----
Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
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WEB DESIGN ALERT 
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/
 
Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

S3E18.5: Beowulf (2007) [PREVIEW]

This week: We're fucking back to fucking eurospy you mother fuckers. Our Duty is ironclad, our Will steadfast, our Vision clear... And we're using this to derive a perfect forumla for a Eurospy movie. The names change but the roles remain the same every time. 009? M? Bond? The 'our man in [location]', the local guide, The first woman, The second woman, SPECTRE, the Boat that gets blown up... All here, all present. Never quite the same but always familiar, similar.
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FREE PALESTINE
Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost, then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now.https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate
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A New place to listen!Our entire backlog has been ported over to youtube, and can be found here!-----
Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
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WEB DESIGN ALERT 
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/
 
Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

S2E20: Return of the Man from UNCLE: The Fifteen Years Later Affair

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