09.12.2023 - By Solid Listen
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are in the hot seat after writing letters to the judge for the sentencing of Danny Masterson asking for leniency, Elon Musk has official reached Nick Cannon levels of procreating and is being super weird to Grimes, a middle schooler named Evelyn has grown adults shaking in their boots, Sophie Turner is winning the public's opinion after Joe Jonas files for divorce, and The Yeet Baby's Uncle Chris is in rough shape after seeing Sound of Freedom.
This week on The Afters: Timothee and Kyle, The Cock Destroyers, and the new unfortunate single "Like Taylor Swift" by a popular family vlogger's kid.
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Elon’s fertility
Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal Third Child, Techno Mechanicus, in New Biography
Grimes tweets then deletes ‘let me see my son’
Context for Grimes v Shivon beef
“This man deserves 1000 baby mamas