On today's special patreon sneak preview of Florida Man Friday... (for more go to patreon.com/hardfactor)

 (00:00:00 - 00:03:16) Pat’s baby is so chill

 (00:03:17 - 00:05:51) Top notch Chimp gag for PETA

 (00:05:52 - 00:06:54) The agenda for today’s episode

 (00:06:55 - 00:15:01) Jonathan Crenshaw, the armless Miami native who painted with his feet, and made for an all-time pizza review dead at 51

 (00:15:02 - 00:18:08) Florida man arrested for masturbating while riding child’s bicycle in walmart parking lot arrested

 (00:18:09 - 00:24:43) Unlicensed Florida driver arrested for giving driving lessons to intoxicated and unlicensed friend

  (00:24:44 - 00:29:26) Florida teen with 'WILL RUN' license plate leads police on 145 mph chase

  (00:29:27 - 00:36:21) Florida man says he was forced to pay nearly $1,000 to get pet tortoise back

  (00:36:22 - 00:36:57) Thank you for supporting the show and HAGFW!



RIP to an Iconic Florida Man | 4.1.24

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Kim Jong Un secret sex captive selection process revealed! Also, another Boeing whistleblower (Josh Dean) is dead, plus Oneway Lilman’s parents suck

 (00:00:00 - 00:03:20) Teasers! 

How Kim Jong Un' selects his 25 virgins for ‘Pleasure Squad' | 5.3.24

On Episode 1453 - Brought to you by:
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Yakuza lieutenant arrested for stealing 25 Pokémon cards | 5.2.24

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 (00:00:30) Teasers! (Wes is BACK!)

 (00:03:24) Wes’ wild Uber ride


Trending Mentions:

 (00:07:24) Biden administration plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide

 (00:09:21) Columbia protestors barricaded in campus building demand “basic humanitarian aid” in the form of granola bars and bottled water.

 (00:10:04) Charlotte shooting: Four officers shot dead, four wounded, in North Carolina home siege



 (00:11:34) George Santos says he will revive his drag queen persona on Cameo



  (00:16:39) Australia declares violence against women a national crisis after mass protests ignite due to the killing of 27 women in 4 months



  (00:28:39) Catholic Org. 'defrocks' AI Priest named 'Fr. Justin' after it said it was ok to Baptize a baby in Gatorade



  (00:32:21) Active volcano in Antarctica spews every day tiny crystals of gold worth $6,000



  (00:35:21) Amazon workers rescue cat accidentally shipped to California after 6-day journey



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AI Priest Attempts to Baptize Baby in Gatorade | 5.1.24

On Episode 1451 - Brought to you by:
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Sexsomnia: A Sleep Disorder Shrouded in Mystery | 4.30.24

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