Short Stories of Augie Peterson

Short Stories of Augie Peterson episodes:

• 02.22.2021

  Augie's Attic Update!

  Click here for the transcript of this episode Hey folks! I'm making a new podcast and would love for you all to come along with me! Here's a little update about what you can expect. I didn't mention this in the episode,...

  
• 10.31.2020

  Linda Listens Halloween Special

  I worked so hard on those super cute Halloween costumes and the kids loved them! I took them trick or treating and they made out like bandits! They didn't have full sized candy bars like that when I was a...

  
• 10.13.2020

  Linda Listens Episode 6: The Great Escape

  The kids and I made it out safe, I'll be back soon! Love ya!!!   Full transcript of this episode   Support Augie on Patreon   Follow Augie on Twitter

  
• 09.15.2020

  Linda Listens Episode 4: I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me

  I AM BEING STALKED BY A WACKO!!!   Full Transcript of this Episode   Support Augie on Patreon   Follow Augie on Twitter

  
• 09.01.2020

  Linda Listens Episode 3: Knock Knock Knocking on Mr. Metallica's Door

  My neighbor had a "VERY" annoying visitor today.   Full transcript of this episode   This episode featured a cameo by Brandon from the Southern Gothic podcast! He'll return in a few more episodes, so get acquainted with his show now:   Podcast Twitter Website   Support Augie on Patreon   Follow...

  
• 08.18.2020

  Linda Listens Episode 2: Won't You Be My Neighbor?

  I ALMOST GAVE UP THE PODCAST BUT I'M BACK NOW HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.   Full Transcript of this Episode   Linda Listens Promo (YouTube video)   Support Augie on Patreon

  
• 07.22.2020

  A Little Update

  Click here to see the transcript for this episode   Hey folks, I'm back!    I'm thankful for the break I took, but I'm so excited to jump into my next project.    This episode gives you a run down of where I was, where I...

  
• 03.03.2020

  Linda Listens Teaser

  Hey all! My name is Linda and I am "SO" excited to be bringing you my "FIRST" episode!!!   Don't forget to follow me on Twitter!   (Find a transcript of this episode here)   Find Augie on Patreon   Augie's Website   Find Augie on Twitter  

  
• 02.27.2020

  Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) Movie Review

  I got a little drunk and reviewed the second to last movie in the TCM series for this podcast!|**Find the transcript to this episode here**|Support the show and check out my linktree: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

  
• 02.18.2020

  My Boy (Narrated by Remy)

  Thanks to several collaborators, I bring you one of my all time favorite stories.  My Boy is the tale of a friendly ghost that just wants his boy to be happy, no matter what.   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Written and...

  
• 02.13.2020

  Leatherface (2017) Movie Review

  In this movie, we kinda sorta get to learn about the origins of my favorite horror icon. Thing is, I thought it was all wasted on a twist that didn't add much to this film or the series as a...

  
• 02.06.2020

  Cheers to Two Years

  Hey folks! I'm stoked to be bringing you this bonus episode today; this podcast's second anniversary! Rather than something specific and special, this episode goes over the growth of the podcast over the last year, a thanks to all of my...

  
• 02.04.2020

  A Very Undead New Years Special (Part 2)

  The second part to the second part of my Very Undead Christmas story! hear the chilling finale today and ring in the new year properly. It's a bit convoluted in the beginning, so let me explain what's going on here. Two...

  
• 01.30.2020

  Texas Chainsaw 3D Movie Review

  Secret grandmas, basement dwellers, and paper mache beehives. What more could you ask from the only official sequel according to Gunnar Hansen (the original Leatherface)?   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Follow Remy on Twitter here   Find out more about Augie: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

  
• 01.21.2020

  A Very Undead New Years Special (Part 1)

  It's been a hot second since the first installment of this series hit the feed, but 2020 is the year I no longer let the world judge me for the choices I make on my own podcast. So here's the...

  
• 01.16.2020

  Green Room Movie Review

  Thanks for being patient as I get better from this killer illness that put me out of commission for New Years. I hope you enjoy this sneak peek into what my new mic sounds like as well as the review...

  
• 01.07.2020

  Alarmed

  Get a glimpse into one of my biggest fears in this story, heard months ago by patrons while I was on my hiatus.  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support me on Patreon and get access to episodes like this MONTHS...

  
• 01.02.2020

  Spooky Mad Libs

  Happy new year, folks! I hope you enjoyed your debauchery or lack thereof. Either way, you'll definitely enjoy how hilarious the results are when I asked Twitter for random words and inserted them into a few Mad Libs stories! **Find the...

  
• 12.24.2019

  Bloopers Episode 2

  Happy Holidays! I hope this Christmas Eve treat is just what you need to get in the mood to celebrate!  **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Support me on Patreon and hear episodes like this months before the rest of the...

  
• 12.20.2019

  "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" Movie Review

  Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zelweger join the roster in this remake (touted as the proper sequel and directed by the first film's screenwriter) of the classic TCM! **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Learn more about S.H Cooper Buy your copy of...

  
• 12.10.2019

  Der Hund

  Family secrets, an empath caught in the middle, and a gift that keeps on giving.   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Find out more about Augie here: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music credit: Take Off and Shoot a Zero by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://chriszabriskie.com/stuntisland/ Artist: http://chriszabriskie.com/

  
• 12.05.2019

  Post-Thanksgiving Minisode: "Aquaman (2018)" Movie Review

  **Find the transcript of this episode here** This is the kind of stuff my patrons get on the regular; Unscripted, honest reviews of the occasional movie.  Usually I do these for random movies I watch and happen to enjoy, those are posted...

  
• 11.26.2019

  Giving Thanks

  This Thanksgiving story is one I'm extremely proud to present! I went the old fashioned route for this episode, and the majority of sound effects you hear are from yours truly!  Hope you all have a happy Thanksgiving, folks! Enjoy the...

  
• 11.21.2019

  "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3" Movie Review

  I thought I liked this movie until I really thought about it. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.   Links to the Neon Horror Crowd Funding Campaign: Crowdfunding page Artemesia's Axe and the Corpse's Tongue Twitter   Find out more about Augie...

  
• 11.12.2019

  One of the Lucky Ones

  Taking the train is usually pretty stressful, but if you're lucky...   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Check out the Hooks of Horror Podcast   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep   

  
• 11.09.2019

  The Fate of Features Week

  The fate of Features Week has hung in the balance for the last month and I've finally decided to do something about that. **Find the transcript of this episode here** Learn more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep

  
• 11.07.2019

  "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2" Movie Review

  The beautiful franchise I fell in love with only weeks ago has already let me down immensely. **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Featured Artist: Cory Mason: Twitter Website Purchase Don't Open the Door on Amazon   Find out more about Augie: https://linktr.ee/augiep 

  
• 10.29.2019

  Bugs

  TW: trypophobia, body horror   Moving into a new home can be stressful...   **Find the transcript of this episode here**   Find out more about Augie Peterson here: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music Credit: Deep Noise by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100381 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

  
• 10.24.2019

  "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974) Movie Review

  I was scarred as a sick child from watching this series until the fates decided now was my time. Damn am I glad I didn't let what's probably going to be a dumb remake ruin this gorgeous movie for me.   **Find...

  
• 10.15.2019

  Plaything

  A woman discovers that she's mysteriously been transported into the body of her daughter's next gift and desperately tries to escape. **Find the transcript to this episode here.**   Find out more about Augie Peterson: https://linktr.ee/augiep   Music Credits: Blue Sizzle - Madness Paranoia by Kevin...

  
• 10.12.2019

  Features Week: October 2019 (spoopy edition)

  It's Features Week, but it's also October! That means all the artists you'll hear from today specialize in creepy. Hear from a writer, YouTuber, podcast, artist, and for the first time ever, a voice actor! Thumbnail credit: Inking Imps   **Find the transcript...

  
• 10.01.2019

  Booglehoo Me, Baby! [Update Episode]

  I'm back, witches! Just in time for spoopy season, the pod is back in action. Of course, now I have a cold, but that's not stopping me from keeping you updated on all things Augie! Here's to chapter 2! Find a...

  
• 07.26.2019

  Sharknado Wrap Up Episode

  In this episode, I do some research into the cast and crew of Sharknado and answer a few questions I came up with myself like "Where did Petunia come from?" and "Who the heck is Jedward?"   **Find the transcript of this...

  
• 07.25.2019

  "The Last Sharknado: It's About Time" Movie Review

  It's finally over and I definitely didn't cry, don't worry about it.   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find links to my social media, websites, patreon and more at this one handy link! https://linktr.ee/augiep

  
• 07.19.2019

  "Sharknado 5: Global Swarming" Movie Review

  Is this the best movie in the series? Does it have anything to do with a new writer, solid plot, and callbacks to the first few films? Will Augie ever get enough sleep to edit an episode properly!? Answers to some...

  
• 07.18.2019

  "Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens" Movie Review

  A very tired Augie brings you her thoughts on the most confusing movie in the series this week.  I appreciate you all hanging in there with me as I drive the struggle bus through reviewing 6 movies in one month. No...

  
• 07.11.2019

  "Sharknado 3:Oh Hell No!" Movie Review

  What's better than sharks in L.A. or New York? When sharks attack the white house and all Fin has to defend himself is a tiny chainsaw. Oh, also Nova is back and April gives birth inside of a shark!   **find the...

  
• 07.05.2019

  "Sharknado 2: The Second One" Movie Review

  Everything about the first Sharknado you loved is now happening in New York with 300% more celebrities!   **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Featured Podcasts: The Haunted Ride Spell Cast   Support This Podcast Support me on Patreon and keep this podcast going! Buy merch designed by...

  
• 07.04.2019

  "Sharknado" Movie Review

  The time has come for me to listen to my friends who have asked that I review this series. Let's see how right...or wrong they were to suggest this monstrosity. Shoutout to Kim, from People are Wild, Courtney from Cult of...

  
• 06.25.2019

  Master and I (Revised)

  Master and I eat dinner together every night, sometimes they let me have some of theirs. It's delicious. Tonight though, something wasn't right...   **Find the transcript for this episode here** ----more---- Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode with her...

  
• 06.19.2019

  Pride Month Stories #2

  This episode, lovingly guest hosted by the talented Matt Donohoe of the On Patrol podcast, consists of two more amazing and creepy stories from authors in the LGBTQIA+ community!  Thank you all for your kind, loving, and supportive words of encouragement...

  
• 06.11.2019

  The Retreat

  A story I've never read on my podcast before! Listen to what happens when an insistent friend brings their agnostic bestie to a religious women's retreat! **Find the transcript for this episode here** Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for sponsoring this episode...

  
• 06.08.2019

  June 2019: Features Week Bonus Episode

  Meet some new artists! DO IT! NOW! I have an author, a Dustin-of-all-trades, a graphic artist, and two podcasts ready to tackle those ear holes of yours. **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find all written interviews here   Haunted Happenstance Facebook Discussion Group Instagram Twitter Hear...

  
• 06.05.2019

  Pride Month Stories #1

  Join me as I bring you two amazing stories by two amazing people! **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find out more about Wart, author of "Be Careful Who You Kill" Twitter Instagram   Find out more about Jess, author of "Believe in the darkness" Twitter Instagram Website (Jess...

  
• 05.29.2019

  "Drumming Up Business/Revolution" Double Feature

  There's no way to prepare you for the awesome you're about to experience. You've got two stories for the price of one! Drumming up business, the story of a girl who, after starting her own business gets a customer she...

  
• 05.23.2019

  Insidious Deep Dive Part 2

  At last, my review of the Insidious series has come to an end! But what kind of podcast host would I be without researching some unanswered questions I came up with as the series went on, or filled your listening...

  
• 05.18.2019

  May 2019: Features Week Bonus Episode

  Who cares if Features Week is late, these indie artists aren't going anywhere. Plus, they're awesome. **Find the transcript for this episode here**   Find all artist interviews here   Featured artists:   Nefarious TV Twitter YouTube Channel Instagram   Your Brain on Facts Podcast Twitter Website Facebook Instagram   Emiru and her host Twitter Instagram   3 Spooked Girls Podcast linktree   Kris Schulze Twitter     Support Support...

  
• 05.14.2019

  Maid Service (revised)

  The tale of a jilted ex writer working for a faceless family and unexpectedly forced to run for their life. The classic tale you all know and love.  **Find the transcript for this episode here** Thank you to Jessica F. Holt for...

  
• 05.09.2019

  Insidious Deep Dive Part 1

  How did so many big names in the horror industry come together to make this franchise? Is there beef between James Wan and Leigh Whannell? Will there be an Insidious 5!?! Answers to all of these questions and more in...

  
• 04.30.2019

  Suddenly the Telephone Rang

  It's time to go back. Back to a time where I misunderstood the basic rules of grammar (though all instances have been lightly edited out before I made this episode). Before I had an entire thesaurus in my head to...