Slice and Dice

By Slice and Dice

What's Slice and Dice about?

Adventurers! Are you hungry for fame? Fortune? Justice? Well, we don’t have any of that here—just pizza and good times. Stop in for a taste of Slice and Dice, an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast featuring two cats and a gnome delivering pizza to hungry heroes.

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Slice and Dice episodes:

07.01.2020
New Podcast - The Last Tapestry!
Hey, listeners! Slice and Dice may be over, but we have a new actual play podcast called The Last Tapestry. This time, Noel is in the DM chair, guiding Jordan, Bianca, and Atticus on a whole new Dungeons and Dragons...
09.17.2019
Ep. 30 - Baskets and Breadsticks, Part Two
After a heated game of basketball, the gang has a tense sit-down with Marlowe. Sawyer gets scary, Clank gives life advice, and Liz does some magic drugs.
09.03.2019
Ep. 29. Slice of Life - Baskets and Breadsticks, Part One
Fresh off their factory adventure, our heroes are faced with choices regarding how they want to spend their future. Also, there's basketball. Clank revisits his childhood; Liz hunts for her sister; Sawyer has some concerns about her kids' new friend.
08.20.2019
Ep. 28. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Eight
Out of the factory at last, the Wage Slaves are faced with yet another problem: the fuzz! It's time for racing, wrangling, and rioting as the third arc draws to a close!
08.06.2019
Ep. 27. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Seven
The Wage Slaves are wet and weary after another encounter with the Behir, but the way out of the factory is becoming clearer. Clank does underwater ballet; Sawyer talks to herself a lot; Liz gets a lesson that's been a...
07.23.2019
Ep. 26. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Six
Our heroes are still trapped in this factory, Liz's sister might be a monster, and the only way to deal with either problem is to traverse a flooded basement. Clank gets a new look, Liz kicks some ass, and Sawyer...
07.02.2019
Ep. 25. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Five
As our heroes prepare to take care of their robot problem, they learn a number of unsettling truths. Sawyer talks to the voices in her head; Liz has sweet ups; Clank continues to yell at his problems.
06.18.2019
Ep. 24. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Four
There's been a murder most foul! A deadly interruption keeps The Wage Slaves from getting out of the factory, and they're not thrilled about it. Sawyer's sacrifice gets rewarded, Clank's patience gets tested, and Liz's past gets visited. Check out https://www.librisarcana.com/ for dice...
06.04.2019
Ep. 23. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Three
The Wage Slaves are safe from the Behir in the YoCo Factory, but their shelter isn't quite as welcoming as they'd hope. Liz multiplies their troubles, Sawyer takes charge, and Clank chills in the face of death.
05.14.2019
Ep. 22. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Two
As the battle in Mt. Scovyl grows increasingly dangerous, the Wage Slaves and their opponents have to decide between petty grudges and living another day. Clank does a cool Rope Trick, Liz takes a beating, and Sawyer moms friend and...
04.30.2019
Ep. 21. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part One
Slice and Dice receives its strangest order yet as a cryptic message invites them to the mountains north of Breezeberg, where a mysterious monster is alarming the natives. Clank gets some unwelcome visitors, Sawyer gets messy, Liz gets assertive, and...
04.16.2019
Ep. 20. Wizards & Waistcoats II - The Beguiling Burglar
The RPG within an RPG returns! The Wage Slaves take a backseat as they play the tabletop game set within Emeral's distant past. This time, Jaq, Piper, Guile, and Snarfy are tasked with capturing a prolific thief who has their...
04.02.2019
Ep. 19. Slice of Life - The Trial of Xoric Sanferson
The Wage Slaves spend their day off in the nearby city of Ophinia, where the halfling Xoric Sanferson is standing trial for crimes committed over a century ago. Clank breaks hearts and laws, Sawyer takes on a student, and Liz...
03.19.2019
Ep. 18. Mazes and Monsters - Part Eight
The Wage Slaves have reached the center of Parog's Puzzle, but before they can find freedom they're going to have to battle their allies as the Elder Brain fights to prevent their escape. Can our heroes escape the maze, get...
03.05.2019
Ep. 17. Mazes and Monsters - Part Seven
Three puzzles down and two to go! The solution to Parog's Puzzle may be in the Wage Slaves' reach, but first they're going to have to get through Ila and the other Duergar so they can solve the maze in...
02.19.2019
Ep. 16. Mazes and Monsters - Part Six
They've escaped the clutches of the unstable Duergar, but the Wage Slaves are only beginning to unravel the mysteries of Parog's Puzzle. It's going to take all the perseverance, wit, and strength they can muster if they're ever going to...
02.05.2019
Ep. 15 Mazes and Monsters - Part Five
Having found themselves quite unexpectedly in a village of suspicious dwarves living within the maze, our heroes find themselves having to tread carefully if they want to get paid. It's a Sawyer Stealth Mission™ on today's episode as the Wage...
01.22.2019
Ep. 14 Mazes and Monsters - Part Four
As their journey through Parog's Puzzle begins, the Wage Slaves realize this maze isn't quite what they expected. Clank has the drink of a lifetime, Sawyer makes spaghetti, Liz Davids a Goliath, and everyone makes a new acquaintance with an...
01.08.2019
Ep. 13. Mazes and Monsters - Part Three
With Brunstetter to guide them, the Pizzaventurers head out into the Frost Swamp in search of their customers. Along the way, Clank reminisces, Sawyer gets her mom on, Liz gets distracted by her cute pig, and everyone makes a new...
12.24.2018
Ep. 12. Mazes and Monsters - Part Two
If our heroes are going to deliver this pizza, they're gonna need a guide through the swamp, and if they're gonna get a guide through the swamp they're going to need to end the civil war between trolls' heads and...
12.11.2018
Ep. 11. Mazes and Monsters - Part One
It's the start of the new arc, which means new faces, new places, and new pizzas to deliver! A pair of deliveries to a trading post in the frozen south spark an all new adventure as our heroes stumble into...
11.27.2018
Ep. 10. Wizards & Waistcoats
It's a D&D game within a D&D game! Every pizza delivery person needs a break now and then, so Clank, Sawyer, and Liz play Wizards & Waistcoats, a tabletop RPG set in Emeral's distant past filled with parties, mysteries, and...
11.13.2018
Ep. 9. Slice of Life - Rush Hour
A whole week has passed without anything trying to kill Sawyer, Clank, or Liz! In their downtime, as Slice and Dice explodes in popularity, Liz practices her green thumb, Clank becomes a legal scholar, and Sawyer goes off-roading!
10.30.2018
Ep. 8. The Vanishing Village - Part Six
Mail crimes, identity theft, and family reunions abound as the Pizzaventurers close the book on their Hverfa delivery!
10.16.2018
Ep. 7. The Vanishing Village - Part Five
The Pizzadventurers have finally made it to Hverfa in the penultimate episode of the arc! In an effort to find Heward's spice pouches and deliver their pizza to Aludeya in a city occupied by invaders, they'll have to invent secret...
10.02.2018
Ep. 6. The Vanishing Village - Part Four
In an abandoned forge riddled with Kruthiks, our heroes are going to have to summon all of their wits and courage if they're going to deliver their pizza on time. They've wandered into the belly of the beast - perhaps...
09.18.2018
Ep. 5. The Vanishing Village - Part Three
With Irk "taken care of" (whatever that means), the party sets their sights on returning Hverfa where it belongs. There are complications, detours, and at least one angry Kobold along the way.
09.04.2018
Ep. 4. The Vanishing Village - Part Two
The village of Hverfa is missing! As the party deliberates on how to deliver a pizza in a town that no longer exists, they stumble across a camp of hostile Halflings, play charades, and encounter their first and most formidable...
08.21.2018
Ep. 3 The Vanishing Village - Part One
In their first outing as daring deliverers, our heroes traverse a dangerous forest armed with newly-acquired magic, far more cups than strictly necessary, and the looming fear of bankruptcy.
08.07.2018
Ep. 2. Preheating - Part Two
Things heat up as our brave deliverers make their way to the Church of Wind and Sun, where Liz and Eina learn the alphabet, Clank practices a new instrument, and Sawyer pleads the fifth.
07.29.2018
Ep. 1. Preheating - Part One
While selling pizzas at The Festival of the Five Elements, our heroes face three terribly deadly threats: unemployment, fire monsters, and mail fraud! Will they make it out alive? It’s episode one so chances are good.

What's Slice and Dice about?

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Slice and Dice episodes:

New Podcast - The Last Tapestry!

Ep. 30 - Baskets and Breadsticks, Part Two

Ep. 29. Slice of Life - Baskets and Breadsticks, Part One

Ep. 28. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Eight

Ep. 27. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Seven

Ep. 26. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Six

Ep. 25. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Five

Ep. 24. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Four

Ep. 23. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Three

Ep. 22. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part Two

Ep. 21. Big Trouble in Little Flavortown - Part One

Ep. 20. Wizards & Waistcoats II - The Beguiling Burglar

Ep. 19. Slice of Life - The Trial of Xoric Sanferson

Ep. 18. Mazes and Monsters - Part Eight

Ep. 17. Mazes and Monsters - Part Seven

Ep. 16. Mazes and Monsters - Part Six

Ep. 15 Mazes and Monsters - Part Five

Ep. 14 Mazes and Monsters - Part Four

Ep. 13. Mazes and Monsters - Part Three

Ep. 12. Mazes and Monsters - Part Two

Ep. 11. Mazes and Monsters - Part One

Ep. 10. Wizards & Waistcoats

Ep. 9. Slice of Life - Rush Hour

Ep. 8. The Vanishing Village - Part Six

Ep. 7. The Vanishing Village - Part Five

Ep. 6. The Vanishing Village - Part Four

Ep. 5. The Vanishing Village - Part Three

Ep. 4. The Vanishing Village - Part Two

Ep. 3 The Vanishing Village - Part One

Ep. 2. Preheating - Part Two

Ep. 1. Preheating - Part One