SONGS OF PHRASE

Compilation of ALL of Karl Pilkington's SONGS OF PHRASE feature, for which Karl combines pieces of songs to re-enact "popular" sayings from the show. Originally, Karl called the feature, CROSSWORDS, because he got words and sort of crossed 'em and that... The name changed to SONGS OF PHRASE in response to a fan's suggestion. Listeners try to guess all of the songs that the well-known phrase is composed of.

The phrases were mostly derogatory drivel to begin with, but somehow, the feature devolved over time into even more offensive gibberish. Ricky Gervais had this to say: "This is a desperate feature, innit?" To which, Stephen Merchant responded: "It really is awful." Truly one of Karl's most shambolic features.

There's This Hairy Chinese Kid (0:00)

And You'll Never See An Old Man Eat a Mars Bar Bar Bar (9:52)

My Auntie Had Wind For Five Minutes (21:03)

My Neighbor Had A Horse In A House (28:25)

The Elephant Man Is My Favourite Film (37:53)

No More Cheeky Freak Of The Week (44:10)

Daddy Never Gonna Stop Robbing From Telephone Box (54:53)

Tell me Why, Tell me Why, Tell Me Why, Don't They Play The Game Of Swingball (1:01:00)

I Know You're Just 16 But Looking All Of 21, That's Because The Chinese Look Older (1:10:05)

Galileo! Don't Talk To Me About Science, Please Make Me Television (1:17:40)

My Girlfriend Had A Problem With Her Marrow (1:27:28)