Hello, kiddies. It's time for a very special and surprise Quickiesode: TALES FROM COCKTAIL PARTY MASSACRE! For reasons explained herein, Brock and Pickens must once again delay their full-length episode on 'Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity'. So instead, Brock invokes the Crypt Keeper and shares with you an original chilling tale of love, loss and (consenting) torture. Listen at your own risqué.

Tales from Cocktail Party Massacre #1

We’re hosting a killer party, and you’re invited. Cocktail Party Massacre is Earth's favorite horror movie game show…because it's Earth’s ONLY horror movie game show. Contestants have a chance to win the coveted title of Final Girl -- but ONLY by outsmarting our slasher in three rounds of horror movie trivia.

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Aviation

This game show episode is all about one of my favorite horror remakes (or is it a reboot?), EVIL DEAD (2013). Jorge joins me as tonight's Final Girl contestant. He'll be attempting to outrun our guest slasher, his friend (and former Cocktail Party Massacre victim), Beto. Will Jorge survive our zombie slasher? Or will he end up with something evil inside him? (tee hee hee)

Evil Dead (2013)

Part home invasion. Part found footage. Complete psychological thriller. The new movie 'They're Inside' follows a group of friends who experience a serious trauma, but --as the movie unfolds -- we realize the trauma started long ago. Writer, director and producer Jean-Paul Panelli comes on the show to talk about this appropriately stylized and anxiety-inducing film, a movie that reinforces just how BIG low budget can be.

Interview | 'THEY'RE INSIDE' director and co-author, Jean-Paul Panelli

In this episode, Federico (Fede) joins me at Kilrook Manor all the way from Bologna Italy to discuss what he adamantly feels is the BEST installment in the Friday the 13th franchise: The Final Chapter. We discuss Corey Feldman's chemo look, Crispin Glover's questionable dance skills and more. Our guest slasher is Brent, whom you may remember from as a Final Girl contestant from the Chopping Mall episode. Will Brent destroy Fede? Or will Fede 'Have a nice day'? Tune in, kiddies.

Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter (but not really)

Holy buckfalls! This episode has it all: Vegans, Korean YouTube culture, Olympic-style powerlifting and of course PLENTY of horror talk -- not the least of which includes three round of trivia a la Insidious, the 2010 horror flick that arguably re-energized the paranormal sub-genre. And this one's also a nail-biter folks. Our guest slasher, Amy, plays a game of cat 'n' mouse with Final Girl contestant, Jae. Who'll survive? Listen in.

Insidious (2010)

WTF has happened to 'The Children'? They're more than hormonal. THEY'RE ZOMBIES! (...kind of...)

Join our latest cocktail party gone awry when we try to kill Final Girl contestant Garrett in three rounds of trivia based on this creepy little anti-nuclear horror flick from the Carter era. 

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Tales from Cocktail Party Massacre #1

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