Today is your day non-Bravo fans since we’re recording before the final reunion of the Scandoval of it all. The three betches share their takes on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy’s split — FYI, Sami doesn’t claim to be a Taylor Swift expert, and Jordana doesn’t need any more re-recorded albums. That’s followed by Aleen’s dramatic reading of Pete Davidson’s explicit voicemail to PETA. It’s giving Housewives– honestly, public shaming is never the answer. They wrap things up with Natalie Portman’s marital drama, and introduce the hottest new book club in town, Betch Lit Society. Natalie’s french hubby is being sent to the Caymans, bc gross. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promo   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Are Dunzo, Pete Davidson Vs. PETA, & Were Natalie Portman And Her Husband On A Break?

Betches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage—aka the OG Betches friend group that started it all—welcome you to their pop culture group chat. Each week they cover all the latest in celeb drama, the hottest TV & movies out now, and never fail to say some v funny sh*t (ofc). Come for the hot takes, stay for the group chat vibe. (Formerly Betch Slapped)

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The Betches are getting ready to head to Cannes next week! They’re ready for a week at Spotify Beach, where Jordana and Jared are going to be on a panel - they’re even on the same flier as John Legend. Helloooooo, legendary. We also hear the Kelce brothers are scheduled to attend too-- will the Betches end up in the presence of Taylor? We’ll report back. Speaking of Taylor, The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived aka Matty Healy is engaged to model Gabbriette Bechtel, and we have a lot of thoughts, including a niche theory. From one troubling couple to the next– JLO and Ben Affleck are selling their $60 million dollar mansion. Is a divorce imminent? Why couldn’t they have bought a simple $15 million dollar cottage like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle?! Has Jen Garner been secretly planting these press stories? Listen for our thoughts. Finally, they wrap up with a Summer House debrief including the Carl/ Lindsay and Amanda/Kyle of it all. Our Silver Star of The Week, brought to you by Heineken is Ciara, because she showed up, looked ethereal, and had Kyle crying. West is taking a time out or maybe an uncomfortable coffee with Ben and JLO.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mr. and Mrs. Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, Are Ben and Jen The Same As Lindsay And Carl? And The Summer House Finale

All 3 betches are together IRL, and we have a lot to discuss today. So much news, so little time. JLO canceled her tour and tbh, we’re not distraught at all over it. Will this save her marriage? Good luck to her PR team. The Baldwins are coming to TLC – yes, you read that correctly. Mark your calendars for 2025. The three give their hot takes on the Traitors cast announcement, and of course we have to talk about the Summer House finale, and the Cheez Its VS Goldfish of it all. Betch of the Week goes to the casting department for Traitors. TLC was closing in as a second Betch of the Week. We’ll have to see how The Baldwins actually is first. Maybe the network will have a renaissance from this.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JLO’s Weird PR Moves, The Baldwins’ New Show, And Lindsay VS Carl

We’re back betch and glad it’s a short week. Sami, Jordana and Aleen recap their Memorial Day Weekend and then give their congrats to Sofia Richie who just became a mom! Are nepo babies the new socialites? That’s the question we’re askin’. Our resident JLO representative Aleen gives the rundown on her recent clapback about her marriage during a press conference. We watched The Challengers and The Idea Of You. Yes we have some hot takes. Like, did they even have chemistry?! The episode wraps up with their recap of the VPR Finale. The Bravo producers will be sent to the Caymans and Billie Eilish is our Betch of the week. Sami can’t stop listening to her new album.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are Nepo Babies The New Socialites? JLo’s Feisty Clap back, And Our VPR Finale Debrief

Cheers betch, it’s almost Memorial Day Weekend.  It’s about to be the summer of Betches. Aleen’s oldest, Mila is ready for the pool and Jordana’s ready for the heat. Well, as the temps rise, one couple seems to be cooling down… JLO and Ben WTF is going on?! And, now Jennifer Garner is getting involved... From one couple to the next, are Taylor and Travis secretly engaged or is Trav not even planning an engagement? The Betches break down the crazy couple headlines. They wrap up with a quick Valley debrief, and Jordana and Sami’s hot takes of Anne Hathaway’s new movie, The Idea Of You.. which leads them to let you know that Harry Styles is single again. Delulu girlies rise up! Our Betch of the Week: Scarlett Johansson fighting against AI. We’re sending Bennifer to the Caymans and will be joined by the AI guy who screwed over ScarJo.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is This The End Of Bennifer? Does Anne Hathaway Need To Calma? And ScarJo VS AI

Aleen is back from across the pond, which makes it perfect timing to discuss King Charles’ scary new royal portrait… It’s giving Carrie at prom. Hailey Bieber’s pregnant, and Benny Blanco is ready for kids, will Selena and Hailey be expecting at the same time? Speaking of couples, Sophie Turner is telling all to British Vogue about her divorce and friendship with Taylor Swift, leaving no stones unturned. Lots of new shows that we will be SAT for are coming: a Legally Blonde prequel, the Wicked movie and Pop Culture Jeopardy. Sign us up! How would we do?? Sound off in the reviews. Whoever didn’t submit the annual report for Harry and Meghan’s Archwell foundation will be sent to the Caymans, and Benny Blanco is our Betch of the Week.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Are Dunzo, Pete Davidson Vs. PETA, & Were Natalie Portman And Her Husband On A Break?

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