The Amory Score

By Jackson Tyler and Molly Rhinebeck

What's The Amory Score about?

The Amory Score is a weekly podcast where your hosts Jackson & Molly take you on a journey through the ridiculous discography of Coheed and Cambria. Going track by track, they're here to explain to you just what the heck the deal is with that incomprehensible sci-fi concept, and have some fun with songs along the way. So please come on in, as we give you, the Amory Score...

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The Amory Score episodes:

10.02.2023
The Amory Score 60: The Color Before The Sun
Did you think we forgot about you? We’re back. It’s time to talk about the Album with absolutely nothing to talk about.
06.27.2022
The Amory Score 59: The Afterman: Descension
We did it! We finished The Afterman and also, holy shit, Coheed released a new Album and we talked about that.
04.26.2022
The Amory Score 58: The Afterman: Ascension
IT’S TIME!! The brand new format for The Amory Score is here as we stop taking years to do a single album and just knock one out every few months. Welcome back. We all need Mayo today.
12.03.2021
The Amory Score 57: The Black Rainbow
THE BOOK IS DEAD WE ARE FREEThis brings an end to this untenable “one song every 2-5 months” structrure we’ve been doing. Simply our schedules are a disaster. The episodes will be about the same distance apart but about full...
10.19.2021
The Amory Score 56: When Skeletons Live
MAYO DEFTINWOLF WAS IN HIS GLORYone more episode. and then we are free
08.10.2021
The Amory Score 55: In The Flame of Error
We will finish this album this year. We will. No matter how bad this book gets, we will make it through, and together we will all stand on the other side as Coheed experts. But the trial doesn’t get easier.
05.21.2021
The Amory Score 54: Pearl of the Stars
We’re back and ready to tackle the worst combination of song and chapter we have yet seen on The Amory Score. Content Warnings for sexual assault and misogyny, even beyond the usual level of that stuff that comes from covering...
04.21.2021
The Amory Score 53: Made Out of Nothing (All That I Am)
The Amory Score is back. At the rate of an old Newgrounds Cartoon we will drag ourselves over the finish line on this terrible book this year. It’s going to happen. Just you wait.
10.26.2020
The Amory Score 52: World of Lines
Hello! We recorded this episode in something resembling reasonable time and it has sat on my hard drive unedited for over a month. Classic Jackson. I accept all blame. Anyway, here’s the best song on the whole album.
08.21.2020
The Amory Score 51: Jessie's Girl 2
Amory Scores are like busses. You wait months for one and then two come along at once. But in our defence we had no idea Coheed were going to drop a song today, let alone one as powerfully stupid and...
08.18.2020
The Amory Score 50: This Shattered Symphony
As suddenly as we disappear, we appear again to bring you another episode of The Amory Score. reading this book in chapters once every 4 months is a project that will kill both of us, but we do it for...
05.19.2020
The Amory Score 49: Far
Last time we convened it was February. Before the dawning of hell world. Apologies for the delay in episodes but seeing as Molly works in primary care, we weren’t going to force ourselves to read this terrible, terrible book in...
02.28.2020
The Amory Score 48: Here We Are Juggernaut
This month we read chapter 4 of Year of the Black Rainbow, as well as dig into the lead single, Here We Are Juggernaut. It’s a bit of a lighter month after the feature length episode last time, but we...
01.31.2020
The Amory Score 47: Guns of Summer
This month we are joined by our friend Hannah to talk about chapters 2 and 3 of the book Year of the Black Rainbow, the song Guns of Summer, and some special surprise bonus segments. Thank you so much to...
12.31.2019
The Amory Score 46: The Broken
We’re back! Happy new fuckin’ year, it’s time for The Amory Score to return from the darkness to bring hope for the future!! And this time, we don’t just have an album to talk about, but a whole novel written...
08.08.2019
The Amory Score 45: The End Complete
To make up for the hell schedule this podcast has been on this year, we bring you a special extra long episode to finish the No World For Tomorrow season. We don’t know when we’ll be back with Year of...
05.31.2019
The Amory Score 44: Justice In Murder
The world’s most infrequent podcast returns!!! We’re so close to the end of this album now so maybe we’ll be able to read that book before 2050? Thank you all for your patience, we enjoy when we can record these...
04.08.2019
The Amory Score 43: Gravemakers and Gunslingers
Hello everyone, you may have forgotten that we are still a podcast, and for that you will be forgiven, because with our lives being how they are it is all but impossible to find moments in our lives where we...
02.22.2019
The Amory Score 42: Mother Superior
We were able to find some time last weekend to get an episode recorded! The hell period of scheduling continues but we will keep doing our best to bring episodes when we can. This week we’re listening to one of...
01.13.2019
The Amory Score 41: The Running Free
Flashback to November when Molly and I were extremely excited about how fast this season of podcasts were going to go: that ended up not happening. Sorry for the delay, both of our personal lives are not in great situations...
12.28.2018
The Amory Score 40: Feathers
This week in The Amory Score we tackle one of the songs we have been waiting for since the beginning of this podcast as we come back to the beginning to visit an old, old friend. Also we’re a week...
12.13.2018
The Amory Score 39: The Hound (of Blood and Rank)
This week in The Amory Score we break down our takes on what we think The Hound (of Blood and Rank) is about and get into how the last comic fucked everyone’s understanding of the canon up. Such is the...
12.06.2018
The Amory Score 38: No World For Tomorrow
We reach Coheed and Cambria’s fourth album, No World For Tomorrow and find ourselves without a comic to guide us. Which means that things are going to be a little different here on our amory shore, with the episodes being...
11.18.2018
The Amory Score 37: I Dissent
For a transitory Amory Score, we are joined by our friend Hannah to talk about I Dissent, the Funny or Die parody song that Coheed and Cambria recorded, made out of excerpts from Antonin Scalia’s
10.26.2018
The Amory Score 36: The Willing Well IV: The Final Cut
The Amory Score returns for its final ride on the Good Apollo Part 1 train as we listen to the song The Final Cut and read The Final Issue and pass the final word on this nearly year long journey...
10.05.2018
The Amory Score 35: The Willing Well III: Apollo II: The Telling Truth
In this episode of The Amory Score we finish the original Star IV graphic novel, reach the most problematic line in all of Coheed’s discography, one of their best songs, and we listen to the final pre-album single for The...
09.15.2018
The Amory Score 34: The Willing Well II: From Fear Through The Eyes of Madness
Freed from the constraints of the currently releasing comic’s erratic schedule, we turn now to the past and take a look at the original 2005 Graphic Novel release of this particular story. It’s pretty difficult to follow, but that’s alright,...
08.30.2018
The Amory Score 33: The Willing Well I: Fuel For The Feeding End
After a six week hiatus, Molly and Jackson are back to tackle Issue 11 of Good Apollo! Here's the situation: we were waiting for the final issue to have its release date confirmed, and its deadline grew closer and closer and...
07.14.2018
The Amory Score 32: Mother May I
The battle on Apity Prime continues to rage as Ten Speed brings Ryder into the fiction and all hell breaks loose. Molly and Jackson look on bemused as we wait for this whole thing to resolve itself the only way...
06.29.2018
The Amory Score 31: The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court
The end is in sight as Molly and Jackson tackle issue nine of the Good Apollo comic. All the pieces are in place as everyone heads towards the final conclusion, with the battle raging on at Apity Prime. But if that's the...
06.15.2018
The Amory Score 30: The Suffering
We're back and we have a very special episode for you all! Not only do we have the regular summaries of the comic and our opinions on this episode's song, but there has been new coheed music released since we recorded last....
05.24.2018
The Amory Score 29: Wake Up
In which Claudio takes the biggest L that he has ever taken. Come around the fire, and let us tell you the origin story of this whole album, and find out how this came to be.
05.10.2018
The Amory Score #28: Once Upon Your Dead Body
When last we left our heroes, they were on a planet that nobody could see in the universe where its defining characteristic is that it is physically impossible to have an 'unknown' planet on account of them being bound together...
05.03.2018
The Amory Score #XX-2: Outtake Reel
Hello! Hi! I hope our absence hasn't been too hard on you all. The good news is, our long national nightmare of me "being at school" is now over and Molly and I are going to be back on our biweekly schedule...
04.12.2018
The Amory Score #XX - Jackson's Musical Monologue
Hey everyone, there is no episode this week! I'm still in the hell that is university work and I've spent all day packing my shit to move across the country, so arranging me and Molly's schedule to get the episode...
03.29.2018
The Amory Score #27: Apollo I: The Writing Writer
There are many reasons to become a god. Perhaps you hate god, and by ascending to godhood yourself, you can kill him and end the suffering of the people. Perhaps you wish to create something in your image, or perhaps...
03.13.2018
The Amory Score #26: Crossing The Frame
We've had a little delay in bringing this episode to you but never fear, The Amory Score is here to let you know just what the fuck is going on in Heaven's Fence. And the answer? Well, something incredibly boring....
02.22.2018
The Amory Score #25: Ten Speed (of God's Blood and Burial)
In the weeks leading up to this album, you may have heard us mention "The Bicycle." You may have thought, why are they talking about a bicycle? Why are they seemingly excited for a bicycle? What could this Bicycle possibly...
02.08.2018
The Amory Score #24: Welcome Home
In the latest Amory Score, we finally reach Coheed and Cambria's most popular song, and really start to drill down into the artistic ethics of wifemurder.
01.18.2018
The Amory Score #23: Always & Never
The Amory Score is back for its third and most exciting season yet! This time we're looking at Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness. A break up album in its truest...
12.28.2017
The Amory Score #22: 21:13
Our journey has come to an end as we bring to you the final song on In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3, the hidden track, the bonus track, the secret kept from everybody, no that wasn't even intentional this...
12.28.2017
The Amory Score #21: The Light and The Glass
Last time, we concluded the adventures of the comic called In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3! But, we still have two more songs to go until we can complete the album. And so, today we bring you two final...
12.14.2017
The Amory Score #20: A Favor House Atlantic
The time is finally here, the finale (of the comic) for In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 is here. We've got some working out for what to do next time as we wrap up the album but please enjoy...
11.30.2017
The Amory Score #19: The Camper Velorium III: Al The Killer
All converge on Apity Prime as the final battle begins, and we dig into the various forms of Coheed and Cambria's misogynistic tendencies in one of the most uncomfortable songs in the discogragphy.
11.16.2017
The Amory Score #18: Camper Velorium II: Backend of Forever
The gang is all together! Al, Ambellina, Sizer and Claudio head to the other side of Shylos Ten for a daring rescue mission, while we learn some details about just what the fuck is going on over at House Atlantic
11.02.2017
The Amory Score #17: The Camper Velorium I: Faint of Hearts
Wilhelm Ryan is resurrected as Claudio and Ambellina finally find what they have been looking for for the past few issues: the plot has showed up.
10.19.2017
The Amory Score #16: Blood Red Summer
The Crowing and Ambellina finally meet as things come start to come together on Shylos Ten! Will they come together this week? No, no they will not, but eventually there will be a plot in this comic. Or so I...
10.05.2017
The Amory Score #15: The Crowing
The war between the rebellion and Wilhelm Ryan has been long and bloody, and it hasn't made much sense, but surely we will be in for a better time as we cut across the galaxy to the other plotline, that of...
09.21.2017
The Amory Score #14: Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow)
After the rebellion's wife ex machina victory against Ryan's forces, the supreme tri-mage is taken into custody. Jesse decides that he shall not be executed on the spot, but instead tried, by undefined space laws, so that they can prove...
08.31.2017
The Amory Score #13: Cuts Marked in the March of Men
We return after a break to bring you the story of Chase and Sizer, one of the most uncomfortable stories in The Amory Wars, so uncomfortable that it never really happened. Can their story stand proud with that of Josephine,...

What's The Amory Score about?

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The Amory Score episodes:

The Amory Score 60: The Color Before The Sun

The Amory Score 59: The Afterman: Descension

The Amory Score 58: The Afterman: Ascension

The Amory Score 57: The Black Rainbow

The Amory Score 56: When Skeletons Live

The Amory Score 55: In The Flame of Error

The Amory Score 54: Pearl of the Stars

The Amory Score 53: Made Out of Nothing (All That I Am)

The Amory Score 52: World of Lines

The Amory Score 51: Jessie's Girl 2

The Amory Score 50: This Shattered Symphony

The Amory Score 49: Far

The Amory Score 48: Here We Are Juggernaut

The Amory Score 47: Guns of Summer

The Amory Score 46: The Broken

The Amory Score 45: The End Complete

The Amory Score 44: Justice In Murder

The Amory Score 43: Gravemakers and Gunslingers

The Amory Score 42: Mother Superior

The Amory Score 41: The Running Free

The Amory Score 40: Feathers

The Amory Score 39: The Hound (of Blood and Rank)

The Amory Score 38: No World For Tomorrow

The Amory Score 37: I Dissent

The Amory Score 36: The Willing Well IV: The Final Cut

The Amory Score 35: The Willing Well III: Apollo II: The Telling Truth

The Amory Score 34: The Willing Well II: From Fear Through The Eyes of Madness

The Amory Score 33: The Willing Well I: Fuel For The Feeding End

The Amory Score 32: Mother May I

The Amory Score 31: The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court

The Amory Score 30: The Suffering

The Amory Score 29: Wake Up

The Amory Score #28: Once Upon Your Dead Body

The Amory Score #XX-2: Outtake Reel

The Amory Score #XX - Jackson's Musical Monologue

The Amory Score #27: Apollo I: The Writing Writer

The Amory Score #26: Crossing The Frame

The Amory Score #25: Ten Speed (of God's Blood and Burial)

The Amory Score #24: Welcome Home

The Amory Score #23: Always & Never

The Amory Score #22: 21:13

The Amory Score #21: The Light and The Glass

The Amory Score #20: A Favor House Atlantic

The Amory Score #19: The Camper Velorium III: Al The Killer

The Amory Score #18: Camper Velorium II: Backend of Forever

The Amory Score #17: The Camper Velorium I: Faint of Hearts

The Amory Score #16: Blood Red Summer

The Amory Score #15: The Crowing

The Amory Score #14: Three Evils (Embodied in Love and Shadow)

The Amory Score #13: Cuts Marked in the March of Men