The AMPire Diaries: Legacies Episode 1: “We're Not Worthy” (PATREON PREVIEW)

***SPOILER WARNING*** This is a spoiler-filled discussion of Legacies Season 3, Episode 1, “We’re Not Worthy.” We discuss spoilers from the entire runs of The Vampire Diaries, The Originals, and Legacies. Long story short: This is NOT a Jill-safe episode. Nor are these Jill-safe notes. Leave if you must!

“Only AMPies can pull the sword from the stone.”

AMPies, Legacies has returned for its third season, and your AMPie Queens, LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs) and Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich), are here to discuss it week-to-week. Joining them in this journey is none other than The AMPire Diaries’ own resident boy, Michael Chasin  (@MichaelChasin). No Jills allowed. [Okay, Jills slightly allowed. Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins) will have a corner every week. She just won’t be allowed to listen to anything else in the episode.]

The AMPire Diaries: Legacies will be a Patreon-exclusive podcast for our $5 (Vampire) and $10 (Original) tiers, but because we love our AMPies so much, we’re also releasing this premiere episode on the main feed. As a treat.

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The Official CW Promo for “We’re Not Worthy”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH-iSFIGSRc
The Salvatore School Event of the Week for “We’re Not Worthy”: Field Day.

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001 - The AMPire Diaries: Legacies - We're Not Worthy (PATREON PREVIEW)

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 115: The Originals - “I Love You, Goodbye”

A goof of a man once said, “You were supposed to be my wife.” And folks, unfortunately, that day has finally come. This week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “The Devil Is Damned” (Season 2, Episode 14). Which means we’re talking:

- Saying hello and goodbye to "Marcel & Gia."
- Gerald still not beating the virgin allegations.
- Morgan's Reddit problem.
- Bridezilla Klaus on HIS special day.
- Freya remaining our favorite freak bitch.
- Being mermaid friends, even with a recasting.
- The many meanings of “Edward Cullening.”
- We've got to make it illegal to make Josh sad.
- The many balconies of the Mikaelson family estate.
- Which character is “giving Cole Turner.”

“THE BIG DAY” (“I Love You, Goodbye”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “I Love You, Goodbye”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtlbOcwzDic
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “I Love You, Goodbye”: Hayley’s wedding day

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify).

Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 114: The Vampire Diaries - “Stay”
AMPies, we’re saying two goodbyes this week: one devastating, sad goodbye and one goofy-ass goodbye (as a treat). Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Stay” (Season 6, Episode 14). Which means we’re talking:

- This being “a funny episode.” (Please, send all complaints on that front to Miss Morgan Lutich.)
- It’s ALSO a Valentine’s Day episode. (Yeah, seriously.)
- #ByeJereBear.
- Jill prepares for her end-of-the-season dissertation on Enzo's inscrutable plan.
- Our goodbye to (real) weed on TVD.
- By the way, LaToya's anti-marijuana agenda continues.
- Kissing kills your mom.
- Showing boob on The CW. (They should've done it.)
- Stefan Salvatore's exposed arms. 
- Alaric's terrible parenting.
- Mckenna Grace’s career: past, present, and future.
- The Jeremy Gilbert spin-off that never was.

“GOODBYE, MYSTIC FALLS” (“Stay”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com and fatherkieran1@gmail.com
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The Official CW Promo for “Stay”:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM9ObN6z7hk
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Stay”: Jeremy’s “graduation” day and Liz’s graduation day… to Heaven

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify).

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 113: The Originals - “The Devil Is Damned”

Ah, Finncent. Ah, Freya. Ah, Elijah. This season of television really gives it all to us, doesn’t it, AMPies? And don’t even get us started on the Hayley and Marcel messsaround. Or… do get us started. Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “The Devil Is Damned” (Season 2, Episode 13). Which means we’re talking:

- IS the Devil damned?
- Which Mikaelson siblings we're shipping this week.
- The Elf. (We really go in on him this time.)
- Freya's loveable crazy eyes.
- Original Original Finn.
- The show's love... pentagon?
- Elijah Mikaelson and his chores. Cat sound.
- The "This Body is Incredible" Moment of the Week.
- Gerald and Hayley's "precious gifts."
- Klaus' one good point.
- What if a baby... was a genius?
- A whole lot of freak shit.

“FAMILY IS POWER” (“The Devil Is Damned”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com and fatherkieran1@gmail.com
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The Official CW Promo for “The Devil Is Damned”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VvfUYHGvjM
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Devil Is Damned”: “Alphas” bending the knee to Gerald (one of the many pre-marriage rituals)

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify). 

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 112: The Vampire Diaries - “The Day I Tried To Live”

It’s Bonnie’s birthday, so naturally: She’s fulfilling a suicide pact! (Hold for applause in the form of tears.) Because this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “The Day I Tried To Live” (Season 6, Episode 13). Which means we’re talking:

- Unpacking the Enzo vortex, featuring Sarah Salvatore (legit).
- Kai… with feelings?
- Jeremy needing limits. DO NOT give him that pill.
- Caroline’s deep dark truth.
- Twin. Pretty weird, huh?
- Protecting Television’s Melinda Clarke at all costs.
- Fic and counter-fic.
- Sometimes Stefan Salvatore is just Paul Wesley.
- Preventing another “Bloodletting” from happening... all inside of Liv’s dorm room.
- Remembering (?) the Season 4 finale of The Vampire Diaries.
- Dave from Happy Endings.

And you’ll never guess WHO’S with Jeremy.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BONNIE” (“The Day I Tried To Live”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
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The Official CW Promo for “The Day I Tried To Live”:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DvFdOahufA
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “The Day I Tried To Live”: Bonnie’s birthday :( 

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts (except for Spotify).

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The AMPire Diaries Episode 111: The Originals - “Sanctuary”

As a wise woman once said, “Us girls gotta stick together.” And you know what? She was really onto something. So let’s get into it, girlies! This week, AMPies, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Originals’ “Sanctuary” (Season 2, Episode 12). Which means we’re talking:

- SHE'S HERE. (For real this time.)
- Tender-loving neck snaps.
- The elf inside.
- Bayou Bitches.
- The sapphic energy of skipping rocks.
- Feminism Day: Asylum. GIRL POWER!
- A classic Jill Defiel "ENOUGH."
- REALLY bad accent work.
- Just how hot Finncent is. (Spoiler alert: It’s pretty dang hot.)
- Being even hornier for the pairing of Rebekah/Klaus.

“THE GIRL IN BLACK” (“Sanctuary”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

Become a patron! https://www.patreon.com/ampdiariespod/
Email us! theampirediariespod@gmail.com and fatherkieran1@gmail.com
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The Official CW Promo for “Sanctuary”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3wgdv1t0iQ
The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Sanctuary”: Like we said, Feminism Day: Asylum (also: prelude to a wolfie wedding)

The AMPire Diaries is now available to stream on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Podcasts, as well as wherever you get your podcasts.

Don’t forget to rate (5 STARS, please) and review the podcast. And most importantly, don’t forget to get AMPED.

001 - The AMPire Diaries: Legacies - We're Not Worthy (PATREON PREVIEW)

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